Phalek

Dalek Empire

2 solar systems

Empire

TL 7

Face meltingly awesome

Allies

Emerian Empire, Empryan Colonies

Enemies

Valoros Everything

Notable People

Davidros

History

Origins

In the beginning, the Daleks were just normal minifigs, but with enemies (like any good minifig should have plenty of) called the Thals. Each side decided one day to kill the fuck out of each other, and went to war for 1000 years. When the Thals decided that they were tired of having their asses kicked, and set off a neutron bomb that ruined the whole planet via radioactive fire.

The Thals weren't able to withstand this sudden and devastating destruction, and were completely destroyed, and the minifigs didn't get off any better, being horribly mutated and all that stuff. Luckily, their leader, Davidros, hatched a brilliant idea: he would turn these weird, badly mutated minifigs into hovering ABS cans of destruction. Following this, the named their planet Skaro, and began cloning the hell out of eachother.

Later, Skaro became one of three squabbling factions that held one entire planet each, that just so happened to be replicas of one another. Years rife with epic and fruitless warring passed, before the Vamtopians (one of the aforementioned factions) decided to unite the three Emerian homeworlds. First off, these dicks bought the Vaktovians with all kinds of political moves and a fucking lot of money. Then, when the Daleks decided they had enough of these douchebags, the Vamtopians got all butthurt and sent wave after wave of badass Mercenaries and "professional" infantry at the Daleks, and they eventually surrendered.

But several decades, the uneasy republic was once rocked by the war. The Daleks wanted almost complete control of the Emerian government, and offered this proposal to the High Council. Who of course veto-ed it like a bunch of dicks. So, the Daleks launched a huge-ass invasion, but still somehow lost badly, with their home world being completely overwhelmed, resulting in the almost complete destruction of the Daleks. But you can't kill all of them, because their badass.

Thus, most Daleks left Emeria, but some stayed. Skaro is no longer Emeria, being it's own state, and it has been left to the Daleks, and in "peace."

Now

Skaro was later discovered by an army known as the A.R.C who shared some of their stuff with the Daleks in return for an alliance.

Very shortly later, the Daleks gained some allies called Empyra and Denmark who went to war with each other. First the Daleks were neutral, but then they saw that Valoros joined the Danish which caused the Daleks to side with Empyra

Policy

When the Daleks see a planet, this is how they proceed:

1)Is it Yellow?

2)Is it friendly?

3)Are they of any use to us?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, an A.R.C. dropship will fly down and install a Transmat station and start transmatting obscene amounts of Daleks onto the surface.

Extermination follows.

SERIOUS REAL LIFE STUFF

Let's say you work for the BBC and are looking for someone to sue or fine, then you see Daleks on the Brikwars page! But before you do anything like that, consider the existence of a parallel universe in which the Daleks weren't made evil by genetic engineering, There is an online comic based on this parallel universe,I won't tell What it is called but just so you can be sure, If my Daleks got turned into real ones, they would look quite different from the BBC ones.