Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012
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Campaign: None Started: Dec 21, 2012 Finished: No finish date Hosted By: Alex |
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| Alex - The Most Interesting Man in the World
Silverdream - Psy / Band Darkpaladin - Egyptian Mummies Secret Factions: |
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2013 arrived and the apocalypse was a dud. It figures. To honor our still-livingness, Alex and mgb519 created an end of the world BrikWar with all the craziness and insanity that you would expect. Aztecs, Mummies, the BA Team, and even The Most Interesting Man in the World duke it out because, um, well, it’s Brikwars!
Setup
It's December 21, 2012, and the world hasn't ended. People are celebrating the not-end-of-the-world and not dying horrible, painful deaths. Some people are relaxing at the beach. Others are enjoying a concert. Psy is performing with a punk rocker and a guy with maracas. The chef tries to ensure that there is plenty of delicious food to go around. The Most Interesting Man in the World is providing people with Dos Briquis, the official beer of the concert, and otherwise being awesome. The police are there to make sure things don't get too crazy or out of hand.
The B.A. Team is having their own party in their warehouse/headquarters. They are well equipped with weapons and vehicles. Some survivalists are holed up next door, believing that the apocalypse is imminent. They are also well supplied in terms of guns and food. Some looters also show up to take anything they can get their hands on.
Some archaeologists are doing an exhibition on an Egyptian tomb. The fisherman catches a monstrous fish, a sign of things to come.
One man is just standing in a field. Then he isn't, as an Aztek temple warps in on top of him. They want captives to sacrifice to their gods.
The resulting radiation reanimates the corpses of the mummies. They want to kill everyone around them.
Turn 1
All factions mobilize, climbing aboard their various cars, boats, motorcycles, and cows. The Police engage the looting Looters, the Mummies attack the Archaeologists, and the Azteks attack everybody. There are early kills and unexpected hugs.
Psy's concert gets off to an explosive start when he manages to summon dancing girls but immediately gets them and his maraca player blown up by pyrotechnics. With the percussion section destroyed, a dreadlocked girl takes up her glowsticks, and the Chef takes up his drumsticks, and the ensuing battle transforms the Chef into the musclebound Tommy Alfredo.
The concert begins to get out of hand, with racecar drivers doing doughnuts in the crowd, and a gorilla-suited dude running off with one of the concertgoers.
Following serious civilian casualties at the hands of the Azteks and Mummies, Major Patriotism and Manly Fucking Santa arrive.
