The Silvawards
The SVN Silvawards are the most prestigious awards on the forum. They are given out yearly by Silverdream. They are prone to massive bias, and originally started out as a 2randum4u thing. Little did anyone expect that they would be the best part of the forums. Thousands of users would flock to the forums for these awards, only to depart immediately. For these small bursts in ad revenue, most declared their utmost respect and love for Silverdream. Stubby gave his seal of approval to the first Silvawards, and has been watching dearly ever since. Mike Rayhawk and Natalya both proposed to him, but Silverdream turned them both down, as even though he would love to live a life of luxury with a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Momma, he has more important things to do. Also because Rayhawk isn't that attractive and Natalya likes the puss.
2012 Silvawards
""COOLEST NOOB""
Nominees
-Thesson
-Whiteagle
-Overwatch Elite
-Germanico
""WINNER: Overwatch Elite""
""BEST MODERATOR""
Nominees
-Silent sigfig
-Thesson
-Silverdream
-Arkbrik
""Winner: Silent sigfig""
""BEST FILM""
Nominees
-Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
-Hot Fuzz
-Up
-Shaun of the Dead
""WINNER: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World""
""BEST FRIEND OF SILVERDREAM""
Nominees
-Bragallot
-Zupponn
-Mgb15
-Piltogg
-Overwatch Elite
""WINNER: Overwatch Elite, Bragallot, Zupponn, Mgb15, Piltogg and Zahru II""
""HOLY TRINITY or WHICH THREE FORUM MEMBERS ARE LUMPED TOGETHER THE BEST""
Nominees
-Roc77, Tuefish and Natalya
-Natalya, Stubby and Warhead
-Aoffan, Blitzen and Cpt. Zipps
-Snakemittens, Runswithlego and OREMAWSOME
""Winner: Roc77, Tuefish and Natalya""
""BEST RIVALRY""
Nominees
-Robotmonkey vs. Silverdream
-Blitzen vs. Silverdream
-Silvadream vs. Silverdream
-James+Burgundy vs. Blitzen
-James+Burgundy vs. Natalya
""WINNER: Robotmonkey vs. Silverdream""
""BIGGEST ASSHOLE""
Nominees
-Stubby
-Silverdream
-Mrs. Warhead
-Blitzen
""Winner: Stubby""
""MOST LIKELY TO LAND A JOB IN AN ADMINISTRATIVE ROLE""
Nominees
-Colette
-Semaj Nagirrac
""WINNER: Colette""
""BEST CANADIAN""
Nominees
-Silverdream
-Cpt. Zipps
-Blitzen
-Aoffan
""Winner: Cpt. Zipps""
""BEST OLD MAN""
Nominees
-Warhead
-Hoboman
-Tzan
-Asterios
""WINNER: Hoboman""
""BEST MIDDLE-HIGHSCHOOLER""
Nominees
-Tarren
-Runswithlego
-Naussica
-Colette
""WINNER: Tarren""
""BEST DEPARTED FORUM MEMBER""
Nominees
-Hoboman
-Whitenun
-Naussica
-Ex-lep
""Winner: Whitenun""
""MOST UNLIKED BY SILVERDREAM""
Nominees
-Nitewatchman
-Blitzen
-muffinman42
-Vami IV
""WINNER: Nitewatchman""
FORUM MEMBERS MIKE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE TO
Nominees
-Bragallot
-Overwatch Elite
WINNER: Bragallot
""MOST STEREOTYPICAL""
Nominees
-Colette
-Warhead
-Arkbrik
-Natalya
-Runswithlego
""WINNER: Colette""
""NICEST AND MOST POLITE""
Nominees
-RossVarn
-Ammoman
-Hoboman
-Whitenun
-Runswithlego
-Cpt. Zipps
""WINNER: Whitenun""
""MOST ENTITLED""
Nominees
-stubby
-Colette
-Bragallot
""WINNER: You""
""MOST LIKELY TO WIN IN AN ALL FORUM MEMBER FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH NO ALLIANCES OR TRUCES OR WHITE KNIGHTING""
Nominees
-Swordsalmon
-Rev. Sylvanus
-Warhead
-Roc77
-James+Burgundy
-Semaj Nagirrac
-Killer Karretsu
""Winner: Rev. Sylvanus or Swordsalmon""
2013 Silvawards
""You know what, you're actually pretty cool award""
""NOMINEES""
-samuelzz10
-Scratch
-Pwnerade
-aoffan23
""Winner: samuelzz10 ""
""Best storyteller""
""NOMINEES""
-mgb519
-Tzan
-Semaj Nagirrac
-stubby
Winner: Tzan
Most Poetic
NOMINEES
-mgb519
-Tzan
-IVHorseman
-Natalya
Winner: Tzan
Most old
NOMINEES
-Hoboman
-Tzan
-Warhead
-runswithlego
Winner: Tzan
Best girl
NOMINEES
-Natalya
-Whitenun
-Blitzen
-TerribleTina
Winner: TerribleTina
Best BFF
NOMINEES
-Zupponn
-Colette
-mgb519
-Scratch
-samuelzz10
Winner: samuelzz10
Most likely to actually have a girlfriend
NOMINEES
-Bluefog
-Natalya
-IVHorseman
-Zahru II
Winner: Bluefog
Best Stealth Alt
NOMINEES
-Silverdream
-Arkbrik
-Goldeennightmare
-TerribleTina
Winner: Arkbrik
Most Aryan
NOMINEES
-Apollyon
-Germanico
-Arkbrik
-Fredde
Winner: Apollyon
Most Oppressed
NOMINEES
-Silverdream
-Silent Sigfig
-Natalya
-Piltogg
Winner: Silent Sigfig
Best QUILTBAGer
NOMINEES
-Silverdream
-Natalya
-Arkbrik
-butthurt
Winner: Natalya
Best Brit
NOMINEES
-Silverdream
-Dilanski
-TheShadowScythe
-Warhead
-pkbrennan
Winner: Silverdream
Best European
NOMINEES
-pkbrennan
-Zahru II
-Bragallot
-Apollyon
-KillerKarretsu
-Fredde
-Arkbrik
-TheShadowScythe
-Warhead
-Dilanski
-BFenix
Winner: Warhead
Most surprisingly bigoted
NOMINEES
-Zahru II
-Colette
-Bragallot
-Natalya
Winner: Zahru II
OTP Award
NOMINEES
Tzan x Blitzen
Blitzen x Blitzen
Blitzen x Rule 63 Blitzen
IVHorseman x Natalya
Whiteagle x Blitzen x Blitzen
Winner: Blitzen x Blitzen
Best Lesbian OTP
NOMINEES
Rule 63 my floppy penis (top) x Natalya (bottom)
booty bothered (top) x Blitzen (bottom)
Rule 63 Zupponn (switch) x Rule 63 mgb519 (switch)
Whitenun (top) x Blitzen (bottom)
Winner: Whitenun (top) x Blitzen (bottom)
2014 Silvawards
Best GM Nominees -Bricksyd (Brikwarpg) -Arkbrik (In the cold North) -Mgb519 (various) -Silverdream (fabletop campaign)
Winner: Silverdream
Best Scandinavian Nominees -Arkbrik -Maverick
Winner: Arkbrik
Best QUILTBAG
Nominees
-Silverdream
-Colette
-Natalya
-Possibly Arkbrik
Winner: Silverdream
Best member Nominees -IVHorseman -Overwatch_Elite -stubby -Silverdream -Scratch
Winner: Overwatch Elite
Best Forum Battle Nominees -Colette (Chat Battles) -Bricksyd (Brikwarpg) -Apollyon (Blueprints) -Warhead (Zombie Zulu Dawn) -Natalya (Death War)
Winner: Brikwarpg
Best Canadian Nominees -Silverdream -Blitzen -Bluefog -aoffan -Bricksyd -Natalya -Vami IV
Winner: Bluefog
Worst member Nominees -Timedude -stmpnkwrgmerpeng
Winner: Timedude
Best minifigs Nominees -Scratch -Lord Mercat -Bricksyd
Winner: Lord Mercat
Most intelligent Nominees -Colette -Maverick -Samuelzz10
Winner: Maverick
Best Noob Nominees -Nimja -Maverick
Winner: Maverick
Most likely to be mining neuroplasmids from the skulls of dead Martians in the year 2044 Nominees Tzan Colette Keldoclock Mike Rayhawk Natalya
Winner : Tzan
Best Anime Nominees -Inferno Cop -Puella Magi Madoka Magica -Code Geass -Steins;Gate
Winner: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Best Hungarian Nominees -Zahru II -Zahru -Semaj Nagirrac
Winner Semaj Nagirrac
Most Bearlike Nominees -Zahru II
Winner Zahru II
Best Post Nominees -Natalya -Overwatch_Elite (various) -Tzan (various) -Silverdream (my cult gives me hope)
Winner: Natalya
Best Artwork Nominees -Natalya -Blitzen -samuelzz10 -Mike Rayhawk
Winner: Natalya
Best troll Nominees -Natalya -Brikguy -Silverdream -Overwatch_Elite
Winner: Silverdream
Posts most likely to end up in a history textbook far in the future Nominees -Natalya -Colette -Asterios -Overwatch_Elite
Winner: Natalya
