A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

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A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:37 am

Britannian Empire - Scratch

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Three soldiers start moving.

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Two head for the escalator to the subway...

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...and one goes up on the roof of the station building.

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The rest set up a classic Britannian firing line, ready for anything.

My Little Pwnie - Silverdream

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Scarcity uses her magic to bring down the poor civilian hanging off the lamp. But not to befriend him. Being the Horny Pwnie she is, she wants to be more than just friends.

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Fortunately for the civilian, she gets a bit too enthusiastic, and breaks his back over her own when levitating him down.

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Princess Killestia has a special task for Flutterdie. She will do a magically augmented kamikaze into the Britannian lines! Flutterdie is honored to finally get a warrior's death.

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She flies over the crater edge at top speed, made even faster by Killestia's magic.

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"Cripple the beast!" colonel Stephen Weir shouts.

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The Britannians open up, aiming for the wings...

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...hitting those as well as a lot more. Flutterdie is torn apart, but her corpse keeps going...

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...and thanks to Killestia's magic, it causes a minor explosion upon landing. Stephen Weir is redshirted out of the way by a soldier who dies instead. Another soldier is disrupted but survives. Without the Britannians' excellent shooting it could have gone further into their lines and caused even more devastation.

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The Pwnies start climbing out of the crater. Appletack helps the others, Killestia just flies up.

Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster

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The cultists move out.

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They don't reach anything interesting this turn. One cultist gets a good sprinting roll though.

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Suddenly, a new army marches into town!

Faction activated:
Vergilius Raskolnikov
commanded by darkpaladin

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"Are we interrupting something?"

Faction stats

Britannian Empire - Scratch
Kills: 1
Units left: 8/9

My Little Pwnie - Silverdream
Kills: 2
Units left: 5/6

Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster
Kills: 0
Units left: 5/5

Vergilius Raskolnikov - darkpaladin
Kills: 0
Units left: 13/13

Civilians - NPC
Kills: 0
Units left: 14/15

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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Apollyon » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:51 am

And exploding penis in their faces is well deserved for the Brittanians for turtling in.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby PlutoniumDeath » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:05 am

This looks interesting.
The napalm! It does nothing!

Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!

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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby stubby » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:53 am

Apollyon wrote:And exploding penis in their faces is well deserved for the Brittanians for turtling in.

Man I love that filter.

Also I love that BrikThulhu idol. I don't know who's going to win this battle, but I'm rooting for the idol.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Natalya » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:12 pm

Yo, let me take control of the civilians.

Trust me, it will be lol.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:27 pm

Ok, you're on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Natalya » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:31 pm

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This is gonna be totally fucking rad.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby PlutoniumDeath » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:44 pm

I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.
The napalm! It does nothing!

Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!

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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Alex » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:00 pm

Great battle so far, can't wait for more! I also think the idol is awesome.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby lawmaster » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:06 pm

PlutoniumDeath wrote:I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.


Doubt it, most likely more death and explosions will occur making it awesome.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Postby Natalya » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:12 pm

lawmaster wrote:
PlutoniumDeath wrote:I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.


Doubt it, most likely more death and explosions will occur making it awesome.


Aww man, he guessed it. :(
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