While some of those suggestions were just great, I'm gonna just continue for plot's sake.
starts to fight.
Meanwhile, somewhere just above the planet's orbit, an hour ago...
A Powerful Individual
talks to representatives.
Gentlemen, you know why I've called you here today. This mission is of vital importance to me, and I need to know who can do it.
A Dapper Negotiator
responds: My lord, we can capture the offending man, and allow things to go on, barely even disrupting the flow of space-time.
A Pissy Villain
counters: You couldn't beat that demon even if you had twenty TimeCops
all working on im at once!
: And what's more, if you ever try to take the same contract as my boys again, I'll clock you into an alternate reality!
: I'd like to see you try!
A Mutant General
aids the DN
: Alright, this is not the time nor the place for you two to settle your scores.
: OH YEAH?
:Gentlemen, please. Do stop.
:Besides, I've already decided to give the contract to the Oddsmen
. I can't risk the Time Cops
looking into my businesses, and, no offense, but Peaches would be too conspicuous.
: Go send your men to save Oog
in the future. I cannot disrupt the flow of time, but if he loses to that beast, which, at his level, he will, my son dies. And I cannot let that happen.
: What?! He cannot trap that beast in a different time! what good will that do?
The Unnamed Man
speaks: What do you suppose we do?
: It's simple, really. We kill the Batman
An hour later....
makes a strategic mistake....
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BATTY!
: Weapon specialty: Oversized Gun
: Weapon Specialty: Pans. Fucking Pans.