Warning: the following may disturb the average person you so if you're a real brikwarrior read on. Feedback appreciated. Thanks to The Order of The Stick™ for the Idea.
On a remote top secret weapons testing Immortal Tech™ Ship Warhead walks towards a peach's jail cell.
Peach: The great Warhead visits me, oh my what have I done *Chuckles*
Warhead: *opens the cell door* Its your lucky day I have a job for you.
Peach: Why would I do something for you.
Warhead: I wasn't asking.
Warhead: I need you to test something.
Peach: What the!
Warhead: Good luck.
Peach: Oh my god what is this thing!
Warhead: Well I think its working.
Warhead: Well it works, thank you for your help.