Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

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Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:22 pm

Red,White, and Blue Fund-sjosten

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Santorum's supporters attack the wall.
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While they manage to take out one brick, the girl holding the fish critically fails and splatters fish guts all over the brick.

Winning our Future-MGB516

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"Hey Romney!"

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"What?"
"You know i'll establish a moon colony right? If you support me, I'll make you king of the moon."

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Gingrich's demagogue feat critically succeeded, although it was not a racist demagogue feat, so Mitt has merely turned into Spaceman Mitt.

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The tea Partiers burst out of the room.

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As most of them arm themselves, one atrtempts to convince the janitor that Gingrich will create "An America for Americans."

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Jose is miffed by this thought and walks away. the remaining teabaggers wait near the enemy doors.

Vermin Supreme-runswithlegos

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Vermin whips out a glitter bomb.

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And waits

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RunsWithLegos wrote:also summon few [bloodthirsty] penises to the field KILLER penises FOR EVERYONE. and by every one i mean me.


The penises are out to kill everyone. Anyone can claim them as a faction.

Restore Our Future- Robot Monkey

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"Chaaarge! For America!"

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The lead Romney fan barely manages to block the blow. The one holding the plate behind him prepares a pitch...

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And deals a whopping 15 damage.

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"Jimmy?"

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The remaining Romnites rush out.

The Cult of Paul-tymon555

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Several cultists arm themselves.

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No successful attacks though.

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Ron Paul tries a cultist-summoning feat, but fails.

The Rent is 2 Damn High Party-Silverdream.

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"These walls are too damn high!"

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The walls are not impressed. Neither is Jimmy or the rest of his party, who begin to attack the walls in their fury, ignoring the perfectly good doors. Clearly the rent isn't the only thing that's too damn high.

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The walls tumble, and the cultist drops his basketball.

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Vermin Supreme prepares his glitter bomb.

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As it clatters on the ground uselessly, the criminal notices that all of the keys are still in the vehicles.

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow-FALK

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Colbert continues to host.

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The tech crew continues to work.

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Hose begins to clean up this mess.

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send in orders.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Alex » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:04 pm

I will claim the penises.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Falk » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:10 am

Wait I wanted him to look for a weapon.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:25 am

Better watch out for that pissed off horse in the middle, it's missing an ear.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:56 pm

Ah, the limited weapons here remind me of the great bunker battle Stubby made. Good times.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Falk » Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:27 pm

Killer Karetsu wrote:Ah, the limited weapons here remind me of the great bunker battle Stubby made. Good times.

Link?
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Tzan » Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:51 pm

viewtopic.php?t=5905&highlight=assault+goatse+bunker

Searching here sucks, I found this with google.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:16 pm

I was so close to the beer, I even had it at one point :cry:
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Apollyon » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:05 pm

Bragallot wrote:I was so close to the beer, I even had it at one point :cry:


Me too. That was a really good battle.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Zupponn » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:09 pm

That and ZZD are the best battles that I've read.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:47 am

I loved that battle, and my corpse battering ram was the win.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:04 pm

need colbert orderes
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Falk » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:45 am

Orders: Look for a weapon.
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby sjosten » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:27 am

We're still doing this right?
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Re: Election 2012: The politician primary-Round ONE

Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:10 pm

yeah, but i did the turn, got pictures, and then accidently deleted the memory card, and I haven't taken pictures of the results yet.
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