A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

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A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Arkbrik » Mon May 07, 2012 3:19 am

Pirates - KittywithLEGO

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"Fransisco! What be we up against here?"

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"Well, first there be Vergilius Raskolnikov - "

"Argh, that landlubber again."

" - then the A.N.U.S. - "

"Temptin', temptin'..."

" - and finally the Immortals."

"Immortals? We'll see just how immortal they be!"

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The Bloodstained Serpent sails up and unloads a broadside.

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The Immortal cruiser is smashed by cannonballs and loses a Structure Point, two remain. Their Command Data Link goes down from the damage.

Warhead sphincter - Falk

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The lone A.N.U.S. fighter leaves the space station... with a new pilot.

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It docks with the Immortal cruiser.

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"TIme for the real Warhead to stand up..."

"As in, me!"

"Me!"

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream

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And that is when the A.N.U.S. escorts all open fire at the Immortal cruiser! Another Structure Point is lost, and only one is left.

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"Oof!"

"We're trying to duel here you dimwits!"

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Margaret Heep's escape pod docks with Raskolnikov's escort.

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"Good evening. I am Diplomat-Commodore Margaret Heep, and I hereby commandeer this vessel for use by the A.N.U.S. We apologize for any inconveniences."

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The Raskolnikov soldiers are not satisfied with this.

The Immortal Empire - Warhead

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Warhead opens a comms link to Vergilius Raskolnikov.

"BRAVO! We truly enjoyed your educational film, let us help you out great leader!"

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"I knew you would see reason."

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The Immortal ships move to join Vergilius Raskolnikov's fleet...

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...but with typical Immortal treacherousness open fire once they have reached the best angles! One of the Weltschmerz' batteries is destroyed.

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The fighters do no worse, and destroy one of the engines.

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But the fighter pilots find their flying style somewhat lacking.

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That looks more potent.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon

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The entire fleet opens fire on the A.N.U.S. ships.

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The defected Immortals prove their worth...

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The escorts are utterly annihilated.

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The Weltschmerz docks with the space station, and Vergilius Raskolnikov himself boards it.

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"Warhead and Warhead... your allegiance to me did not last very long."

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"I propose that we settle this in another way..."

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"...a way that your kind can understand."

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An ImmortalTechTM InfinityKeg of Maniac Beer, captured at the cost of millions of soldier lives!

"We drink Maniac Beer until we perish. If one of you wins, he is the real Warhead. If I win, I get the Immortal Empire."

Shit just got real.

Kills & Deaths

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream
Kills: 1/8
Ships left: 0/7
Units left: 3/3

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
Kills: 3/8
Ships left: 3/4

The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 3/8
Ships left: 5/5

Warhead sphincter - Falk
Kills: 1/8
Units left: 1/1

Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 0/8
Ships left: 1/1

Overviews

Space

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Vergilius Raskolnikov's escort

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Space station

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Send in your Turn 4 orders! I will now be gone for about two weeks though, so don't expect the next turn very soon...

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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon May 07, 2012 7:08 am

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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Falk » Mon May 07, 2012 7:09 am

What happens when someone gets 8 kills?
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Arkbrik » Mon May 07, 2012 7:51 am

Nothing, that number just means there have been 8 kills so far in the battle.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Mon May 07, 2012 9:29 am

Besides Margaret Heep is everyone dead?
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby tymon555 » Mon May 07, 2012 9:38 am

How you decide who can drink more beer?
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Arkbrik » Mon May 07, 2012 10:01 am

Silverdream wrote:Besides Margaret Heep is everyone dead?

Yes. Except her two redshirts, of course.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Warhead » Mon May 07, 2012 4:12 pm

OMG!!! IT'S A MANIAC STANDOFF!!!!

Excellent turn Arky, sheer bloody genius! :D
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Zupponn » Mon May 07, 2012 8:23 pm

Haha! I think those Immortal fighters just gave the enemy the finger! And I really liked the Immortals' turn. :D
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue May 08, 2012 7:09 am

Haha nice boner fighters :) Gotta love this battle.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Arkbrik » Sun May 20, 2012 12:35 am

I'll be back soon, and I still need orders from Apollyon and Falk.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Apollyon » Sun May 20, 2012 2:07 am

Orders are in.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Arkbrik » Sun May 20, 2012 2:35 am

And so are Falk's. That was fast.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 3

Postby Natalya » Tue May 22, 2012 10:06 pm

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