I swear, if it wasn't for the great pay, cheap cost of living and watching Coyote chase RoadRunner in person, this place would be hell.
It's hot as hell, there's a fast-talking guy with a fancy suit and horns at the used car dealership, says he'll make you a deal, and last year we had about three weeks of fire and brimstone.
Anyway, I know its a longshot that would require Overskill to make, but any chance there are other BrikWarriors in Arizona? SouthWest US? Have disposable income enough to fly out here before my bricks all melt?