LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:42 am

Since Mini-Warhead took the bate and seems to be doing this as a sort of report, at least until his mom demands her dinner table back. It might be better to place this thread in Reports from the Field or something. If that can be done.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Colette » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:46 am

Warhead wrote:Since Mini-Warhead took the bate and seems to be doing this as a sort of report, at least until his mom demands her dinner table back. It might be better to place this thread in Reports from the Field or something. If that can be done.


Has Mini-Warhead ever built his own army or nation yet? Just wonder'in.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:53 am

Thanks.

He's got a box full of Mini-Figs with most of the modern sets so there's no reason why not. You can't MAKE kids do stuff. Well, you can but not if you want them to enjoy doing stuff and not hating you for it. You can maybe plant seeds of ideas but make, never. He's out most days in the limited sunshine we get. things like that should wait for the winter months when the weather is wet and he's stuck indoors. I think he's ready to take this sort of thing on so I may suggest it this year.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:16 am

Warhead wrote:Thanks.

He's got a box full of Mini-Figs with most of the modern sets so there's no reason why not. You can't MAKE kids do stuff. Well, you can but not if you want them to enjoy doing stuff and not hating you for it. You can maybe plant seeds of ideas but make, never. He's out most days in the limited sunshine we get. things like that should wait for the winter months when the weather is wet and he's stuck indoors. I think he's ready to take this sort of thing on so I may suggest it this year.

I hope he wil make some kind of Immortal branch, you could easily by painting some clones in a black color scheme. (Like new, experimental Terrokhan. (As Terrorkhan are best Immortals.))
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:15 am

Not a bad idea. Like the story line used in DS9 for the Alpha and Gamma quadrant Jem Hadar perhaps?
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:00 pm

Warhead wrote:Not a bad idea. Like the story line used in DS9 for the Alpha and Gamma quadrant Jem Hadar perhaps?

Not quite, I built some Terrorkhan (2 guys) and you'll see what I mean when I stop procinasting and actually start posting shit.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:10 pm

NEXT TURN: Please regard the link below before reading on...

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That sneeky wee shite! My own son! Mini-Warhead!!! Well, I guess he's more like me than I give him credit for. In an audacious move he waited until I went to work and when he came home from school he took his turn unopposed. Said he rolled for it and I was fine about it. When I asked if he thought it fair he quoted the rule of Fudge and if I liked I could appeal but would have to fill out the paperwork and then handed me a toilet roll...  :|

Worse, since we don't have Gandalf or any of hundreds of the Rohhirim on horses needed to come to the defenders rescue, he used his newly built Wasteland Marauders instead!!! I got back home to this!..

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The Marauders roll out, their machines engines revving almost drowning their insane snarls and war crys. The head across the Living-room carpet towards the dinner table!

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The Marauders lightning attack takes the Ork Horde by total surprise!

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Never having seen such bizarre devices the Orks are stunned by awe and overridden by... well, wheels.

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The battlefield rings with the hearty challenge of the Marauders "Fuck you Orks!"

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The slaughter goes unchecked "Up yours Gnoll Assassins!"

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With their player absent the Orks are ill prepaired for such an onslaught! "Ooo, candles!"

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(Unfortunatly he didn't bother with red bushes for the explosions. But... BOOM!)

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Ork Magic is no help either.

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A decisive victory is assured.

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Will the Trolls prove too tough?

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apparently not...

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Goblin Archers fall prey to vehicle shock.

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Marauder buggies and death cars roar among the fallen and fleeing.

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Crude missiles fire off in all directions! (  0_o )

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None escape unscathed! (...Grr!)

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Time and again the Marauders charge across the battlefield.

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Crushing all resistance beneath their gore splattered wheels! (Fuuuu!!!!)

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Until...

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with no more targets the Marauders lose interest in grinding Orks into paste and take off for destinations unknown.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:43 pm

I can't believe he did that! I wonder where he got that sense of cheapness from :troll:
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:45 pm

...his mom.  :D ...oh...no, wait!  :shock:
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:49 pm

:son: , he clearly missed the part about the law of fudge being applied to have more fun, not for the sole purpose of winning: time to discipline your son mr. Head! :wink:
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:14 pm

Can't suppress his enthusiastic use of initiative. Besides, Mrs Warhead wanted the dinner table back for RL stuff like eating in a civilized fashion... so, really the battlefield was going to get trashed and I guess he saw a way to at least take the piss out of the old man.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:20 pm

Ah, I should never have doubted him.
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Re: LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

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