Once upon a time there was the Brikwars Universe and the sun ruled it, for without the sun Brikwarriors could not take awesome pictures of their creations and battle reports. But soon the lamp was invented and the sun was no longer needed so he faded away. He came back many years later with a new idea that would create much violence in the universe.....
So he created Maniac Beer, a type of beer so strong only a true warrior could survive a taste of it. And on the first day of the new era the Troll pronounced Maniac Beer as good! To celebrate there was lots of random killings but that comes later.
Look upon the maniac beer and feel awed by its presence.
Alphafalcon541 and Payton
On a beach in some goddamned place that I'm not going to look up, two figures awoke, their uniforms wet and soggy in the calm surf.
As Alphafalcon pulled himself from the water he looked over to see Commander Payton doing the same. On the beach ahead of them lay their gear and a table covered in Maniac Beer.
Alphafalcon pulled on his armor and striked a badass pose for the hidden cameras.
Payton tries to do the same but is not badass enough and just ends up looking like a fucking idiot.
Alphafalcon picks up his flag and moves it onto the overgrown landing pad so his reinforcements will spawn there while Payton's will spawn back at the Maniac Beer.
A ding sounds at the door and two hero's are left standing while the gods go pay for pizza and soda. They are momentarily annoyed as no food is given to them by the gods. But they dare not go against the gods or they will die.
For Alphafalcon a squad of Heavy Blizters, a bodyguard, and two special weapons enter the field.
For Payton comes 2 heavy soldiers and a flame soldier all in heavy armor. Payton smiles at Alphafalcon who snarls back.
Alphafalcon raises his grenade launcher and yells THIS IS BRIKWARS!!!!!!!!
Turn 1 Alphafalcon
The three Heavy Blitzers move up and open fire on the advancing soldiers. Two of them are incompetent enough to pull the clip release instead of the trigger.
The one that does manage to make the shot kills a heavy soldier with a head shot.
For reinforcements a small Assault Tank nicknamed the road stainer rolls in.
Turn 1 Payton
He and his men rush my line firing with pistols and rifles.
Only one shot hits killing one of my Heavy Blitzers. His blood runs across the smooth ground.
A dreadnaught stomps onto the field armed with a chaingun and a ultra hammer for smashing tiny minifigures.
Turn 2 Alphafalcon
The tank fires with great accuracy at Payton's men.
It hits killing another one of Payton's men.
The tree also randomly catches on fire.
My specialist and one of my Heavy Blitz soldiers opens fire on one of Payton's soldiers with little result.
The bodyguard rushes up with OTC Blades
He is blocked sadly by another OTC blade
Payton turn 2
His dreadnaught sticks its huge gun in the air and fires, ammo canisters and bullet casings flying.
Another Heavy Blitz soldier bites the dust.
His reinforcements arrive in the form of a squad of soldiers and a rocket launcher.
Alphafalcon turn 3
Another bodyguard arrives and attacks with the other.
Blood sprays and metal rips as sword and OTC
slash through the soldiers armor. He is dismembered for his useless fighting skill.
The tank fires a shell and a missile at the new soldiers who have arrived.
Two are blown apart in the explosion.
My soldiers approach the arms caches and see a cannon.
They set it up and one waits to drop his grenade down the hole and another holds his gun two the fuse.
It fires surprisingly enough at the dreadnaught.
Direct hit in the sarcophagus which destroys the dreadnaught.
It falls crushing one of my bodyguards.
Payton turn 3
He charges his army forward, pouring as many rounds as possible into the people who killed their friends.
Heads pop and blood sprays across the landing field.
Two more men lie dead without heads.
The rocket also damages the tank but only by one structure point.
Alphafalcon turn 4 end turn
This soldier makes some edits to a bike and zips towards the enemy line.
Time seems to stop as he approaches the heavy soldiers.
Then he's through them and blood pours everywhere!
My final bodyguard decapitates his rocket launcher guy.
End of game all soldiers eliminated.
This was a great game for me and Payton though not as big as the one that happened last Friday which I will post!
Hope you guys enjoyed.