The B.A. Team- Kalvinator
"Let's move out and kick some ass!" Max Damage says, as the B.A. Team mobilizes.
Tommy Gunn runs towards his sports car, but doesn't quite make it.
Bill Hook hops in the passenger's seat.
Mark Manson goes over to the red sports car and grabs his rifle out from the trunk.
He quickly reassembles his rifle and gets in the car.
Buzz "Saw" Simon jumps into the driver's seat.
Max Damage gets in his van.
A few action shots later, John Woo is on his motorcycle, and the team is basically ready to move out the next turn.
Looters- Scratch
This thug tries to shoot the state trooper, but doesn't do quite enough damage to kill him.
Two looters run off to loot the house.
These two finish off the state trooper and the bush behind him.
The bat wielding looter pulverizes the cop's head.
The other cop survives being shot.
This looter tried to smash the windshield. He critfailed though and the bar rebounded and hit him instead. He's fine, just disrupted.
Two thugs hop on the back of the car.
The car then runs over a state trooper.
Machine gun fire kills the last state trooper, destroys the windshield of the cop car and almost kills the driver.
Combined fire from the minigun finishes him off.
Civilians- Aoffan23
Noticing the distinct lack of a drummer, the chick with dreads seeks to remedy the problem.
She grabs a glow wand from another concert goer.
She then heads towards the food table.
She flips over the pots and begins to bang on them, creating a neon-fuelled drum rave. The crowd loves it!
This angers the chef however, and he decides that the only way to settle this is through a drum battle. He grabs two drumsticks from the remaining pot and begins to make some dope beats.
His drumming is so epic that he transforms into Tommy Alfredo, drummer-chef extraordinaire.
The news reporter reports on the developing story: "Jim, I'm here at the 2012 End of the World Party with Psy and the Dos Briquis guy. Two members of the audience have just started an impromptu drum battle, and I've got to tell you, it's absolutely epic! The crowd is going wild! This has to be the most important thing going on right now!"
People gather to drink dos briquis, while the Most Interesting Man in the World tells them of his legendary exploits.
They also jam out to the concert, now with drums!
The race car drivers get in the car.
They then fuel the party atmosphere by doing a donut in the car and honking the horn. The crowd goes nuts!
The surfers and lifeguard decide the best thing to do right now is to gracefully run in slow motion across the beach to show off how their... hair moves. They stop in the courtyard of the dojo.
the fisherman tries to fling the giant fish towards the mummies. He just doesn't quite have the strength though.
One of the other civilians and the sailor hop in the boat.
deciding that it's useless where it is, and fuelled by the urge to party, they drive it onto the beach, running over a mummy in the process. The giant fish also loses 2 out of 3 hit points from smashing into the lifeguard stand. The sailor tries to get a better look at the scantily clad lifeguard and surfers.
The female archaeologist stabs the mummy with his own spear.
She then stares down the rest of the mummies, just daring them to fuck with her.
The other female archaeologist and the kids climb into the tree and cry out for help.
Their calls are answered by... Major Patriotism. He is allied with the civilians, and must try to protect them. He is open to play.
The archaeologist channels his inner oddjob, and throws his hat. It just bounces off the mummy though.
I still need orders for the Azteks.
by Alex » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:06 pm 
