The Shard Plains of Srael 2

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The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:49 pm

Maloch's Victims - Cythe

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The Yeti and Ogre move to defend the artillery while the it tries to take out the woad elf catapult... ineffectively.

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The final melee skeleton rushes Nimra.

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She parries the sabre...

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... and smashes him with her staff.

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The skeleton magi crit fails his spell, causing it to backfire and force the ranged units to reload.

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The White Reaper does manage to raise two fallen warriors. They ambush Nimra!

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She gets lucky as one misses and the hit only equals her armour.

Woad Elves - Scratch

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Ignoring them, Myrna raises her staff and concentrates on the ground below the siege engines...

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Critical success! Both siege engines are thrown into the water as the ground below them shifts, sending them rolling down.

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The Elite archers mass fire on Baron DeMorte.

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Exploding dice can really ruin your day. The Baron takes 2 HP damage.

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Warriors charge the undead ogre.

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He misses, and they destroy him.

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With an enormous feat of strength, Landor grabs the rocks and clears a path for the infantry by throwing them into the water.

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Another critical success! Landor feels really strong and regains one HP!

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The catapult takes out one of the fallen warriors.

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Nimra then swiftly decapitates the last one. She's on a roll.

Maloch's Elite - darkpaladin

:trap: Two skeletons charge Sir Garth from behind.

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Again exploding dice do a horrendous job and a dual hit knocks Garth off his horse and incapacitates him.

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The swordsmen receive a similar treatment. Three die.

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The shield wall meanwhile loses two more soldiers to the relentless cavalry attack, but their formation kills three fire wraiths and two horses in turn.

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The final skeleton's charge can't dent the shield wall any further.

WDK's - lawmaster

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On their own turn, however, they lose two guys to counters.

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Longswords file in together with the warriors in the middle of the battlefield.

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The final shortsword tries to fight back, but there's only so much he can do against these odds.

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The crossbowmen try to take out the two unengaged demons... and remain useless.

Dark Elves - PlutoniumDeath

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The Dark Elves surround the wounded Baron to defend him.

Skaie - Silva

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Skaie runs, trying to blindside the enemy...

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He hits, but messes up his damage roll.

Baron DeMorte - Zupponn

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Unhappy with the presence of the Dark Elves, Baron DeMorte starts singing a song:

Look at my beard, my beard is amazing. Give it a lick!

'Ooh it tastes just like raisins!"

Have a stroke on it's side it turns into a bride
and then it turns back again when you stuff in a Gold Coin


'Eww that's expensive!'

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where this armour was made
Tough armour, Tough armour
Tough armour, yeah tough armour


*beard solo*

Get on my beard, I'll take you round the Universe and all the other places too

'I think you'll find that the Universe pretty much covers everything.'

"Shut up woman, get on my beard." / total Weeblstuff ripoff

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Critical success! The Dark Elves are frozen in place for a round.

The Baron then moves to attack the sword warriors.

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He crit-fails, and is killed. Nevertheless, he grins, as it is his goal to die in every battle he's in. Zupponn has shit luck.

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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby Zupponn » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:54 pm

I'm confused. Were the dark elves on my team?
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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:56 pm

Yeah. I assumed you knew but were wary of them because they had a hidden objective.
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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby darkpaladin » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:33 pm

Does this mean Garth is out for the game?
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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:37 pm

Yes.
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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby Zupponn » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:40 pm

Bragallot wrote:Yeah. I assumed you knew but were wary of them because they had a hidden objective.

I guess I didn't pay attention too well.
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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby darkpaladin » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:42 pm

Bragallot wrote:Yes.


Even if I lose I am now content
Moral victory compleat :D
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Re: The Shard Plains of Srael 2

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:48 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Bragallot wrote:Yeah. I assumed you knew but were wary of them because they had a hidden objective.

I guess I didn't pay attention too well.


I wouldn't say you made a mistake, after all,

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I have Amazing Horse stuck in my head again though, aaargh!
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