"Listen Bavarian, give me that really well designed vehicle and I won't kill you."
"How could you betray me?! Our country? Our children?!"
Clara's small frame is crushed under the manly body of a Bavarian trucker, who yells to signal his comrades about the death of his possible children.
Jacob and Austin enter the bar and loot some corpses.
Jacob has acquired a tazer!
Other: Stuns the target.
Austin, I mean Oberkleiztenfauster Wolfgang von Todfrei has come to take control of the Bavarians.
The Shovel Brigadeers salute him as he marches on like Bonn-o-Tron."Hello, I am Oberkleiztenfauster Wolfgang von Todfrei. I come from a part of Bavaria that was formerly inhabited by Piltogg vikings. I am the descendant of Yodelkill Strangleheim, known for slaying thousands of vaempyres and faeries (not like fairies, like evil magic creatures with bat wings) who ruled with a just fist. I myself have killed millions of people in duels and wars, by using my custom made mosin nagrant that I captured off of Boris Komnishtikuiliov, who was the USSSR's greatest soldier. I killed him by the way. Anyways I was wondering if you could use your machine gun to kill those-"
Because Austin talks too awkwardly and quietly, the gunner smashes him before he can order the death of the parading squad.
Bluth moves to kill the Bavarian with drugs.
He's bleeding out, he can probably be saved by someone with medikal skills.
While the shot hit, it just didn't do enough damage.
"Hey man, the Bavarian industry is like using you as a cog in a machine or something. Do you like how much they pay you?"
A shovel brigadeer takes Jacob's words to heart and attacks the nearest soldier.
Another soldier gets sent to Valhalla.
The Bavarians continue to march, anyone in their way could end up trampled.
"Weapons? I can give you guys weapons all right."
"See, the Scot is willing to bend over very quickly because he fears and respects our combat prowess. I'd like to see what weapon he wants to 'honour' us with."
"whistle whistle beep broooooop"
Four damage from a 2d10 explosive. Only one Bavarian is killed. The truck isn't even scratched.
Skyler pulls away some cover. Pretty good for someone willing to cheat on their husband.
The shield is knocked aside by a powerful shot.
The shovel brigadeer is beheaded by a rifle.
Shooting a pistol at an armoured opponent is useless.
Combining fire on the other hand.
"Rabbles, rabbles, why are they everywhere?"
Boris eliminates the other rabble with an assault rifle.
Even cutting a tree branch behind him.
"This is for Pendragon."
"I never noticed how handsome you were. Are you hurt?"
"No baby, I am as perfect as your beautiful face."
Aww, they like each other.
Notalya reveals herself.
She is really Silvadream.
Who reveals herself to be...
Iris, with such lovely red hair.
"IT IS TOO BAD I DO NOT HAVE PROPER BREWING EQUIPMENT."
"OH PINKIE PIE, WHAT A SURPRISE."
"Teehee. I thought I could help out another friend."
"WOW PINKIE, YOU ARE SO RANDOM."
"THANK YOU FOR REMOVING MY BIOLOGICAL COMPONENTS, FRIEND.""All you gotta do is take a couple bodies, add it to the mix.Now just take a little something hard with power, give it a nice hit.Brewing this beer is such a cinch,
add a few pizza piesAdd a little more and you count to four
and you cannot denyBeer, nice and frothy.Beer, not for sloth beasts.Beer, beer, beer beeeeer."
The beer is completed.Overviews.