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[[File:SuperDeathTank007NEW.jpg|frame|center|600x400px|A sample of some of the units in the Trattorian Army in G.R. 2011.]]
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[[File:Tratt2017Overview.jpg|thumb|center|600x400px|A sample of some of the units in the Trattorian Army in G.R. 2017.]]
  
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The Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria, or more tersely known as the Trattorian Empire, is a large star nation and [[superpower]] spanning 200 systems. It also has a vast economy relative to its size, being the third-largest in the brikverse by [[G20|Gross Domestic Product]], and also has the most highly advanced science and research communities in the galaxy. The government is officially a democracy, with a three branch [[USA]]-style representative democracy. However, the bureaucracy and Cabinet are selected and appointed via meritocracy in each Department’s field of expertise, and the executive branch wields the true power within Trattoria.  The current President is [[Trattorian Characters#President Kuroki|Dr. Kuroki]], who has opted for a more hands-off approach to governance.  
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The Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria is a Tek Level 7 galactic superpower spanning 150 star systems with a strong emphasis on science and economics. It enforces a strict meritocracy, requiring successful completion of a technical Ph.D. for citizenship and conscripting academic failures into the military. Thanks to having one of the most extensive and well-supported scientific research communities in the galaxy, Trattoria also enjoys one of the largest and most prosperous economies. Its primary exports are advanced teknology, pharmaceuticals, AI/robotics, quantum computing, financial services, and also anime.  
  
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Trattorians have demonstrated technological prowess in its military forces compared to other star nations, having built [[SHIP]]s and [[SHDT]]s, along with other classified black-ops projects and more mundane upgrades to the rest of the military. However, it suffers from a small and weak infantry force due to the nation’s persistent underpopulation and Trattorians’ fragile physiology, as well as commanders incompetent in the art and tactics of warfare. Thus the Trattorian Armed Forces tends to stumble much more than expected for that of a TL 7 civilization, or even by baseline galactic standards, except when specifically propped up with special [[tek]] and competence from the Science Department. The best [[teknology]] is usually reserved for the Citizens and the civilian sector.  
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The government is officially a democracy, with a three branch [[USA]]-style representative democracy. However, the bureaucracy and Cabinet are selected and appointed via meritocracy in each Department’s field of expertise, and the executive branch wields the true power within Trattoria.  The current President is [[Trattorian Characters#President Kuroki|Dr. Kuroki]], who has opted for a more hands-off approach to governance. Reproduction is conducted artificially using genetic engineering, with typical minifig pleasures such as intercourse, love, drugs, violence, metal music, and chewing gum being banned within the empire.
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Trattorians have demonstrated technological prowess in its military forces compared to other star nations, having built [[SHIP]]s and [[SHDT]]s, along with other classified black-ops projects and more mundane upgrades to the rest of the military. However, although Trattorians suffer from persistent underpopulation and a fragile physiology, it makes up for this weakness with a vast teknological and manufacturing base that produces a vast heavily automated and robotic armed forces. Even so, due to Trattorians' distaste and apathy for war, the best [[teknology]] is usually reserved for the Citizens and the civilian sector.
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Trattoria's ultimate act of hubris was to kill the QuantumSurfer [[User:Colette|Colette]], which had the unfortunate effect of unleashing the chaos of [[Ragnablok]] upon the [[Nehellium Galaxy]].  Following this, all Trattorians were fired. {{Thread|17421}}
  
 
== History of Trattoria ==
 
== History of Trattoria ==
  
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The Trattorians have strived to maintain an uneventful and orderly history. The nation began a thousand years ago when the initial population, once part of a larger extragalactic empire, was space-dropped onto a habitable planet at the fringe of the [[Nehellium Galaxy]] along with blueprints for war-machines and resources. They began building, and within a few years, launched a spaceship into the next system. For the most part, the colonization has been unstoppable for hundreds of years since then until it plateaued at 150 systems a few decades ago. One major incident was the AI Rebellion 300 years ago, which resulted in prohibitions and regulations on sentient AI and cybernetics that persist to this day and also explain the current inefficient usage of minifigs in the Armed Forces. Five colony systems, the farthest away, broke away a little later in the chaos to form the [[Paladins against the Peaches]].
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The Trattorians have strived to maintain an uneventful and orderly history. The nation began a thousand years ago when the initial population, once part of a larger extragalactic empire, was space-dropped onto a habitable planet at the fringe of the [[Nehellium Galaxy]] along with blueprints for war-machines and resources. They began building, and within a few years, launched a spaceship into the next system. For the most part, the colonization has been unstoppable for hundreds of years since then until it plateaued at 150 systems a few decades ago. One major incident was the AI Rebellion 300 years ago, which resulted in prohibitions and regulations on sentient AI and cybernetics that persist to this day and also explain the current inefficient usage of minifigs in the Armed Forces.  
  
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Several centuries of rebuilding and peace ensued, and Trattoria was close to regaining its former pre-AI Rebellion status. Another shock came in the form of an intelligence director by the name of Siri, who overthrew the government of Trattoria and established herself as kaiserin. She attempted to change some of Trattoria's policies, making Trattoria a member of the [[Third Alliance]]. She established for herself the position of foreign relations and intelligence in the Third Alliance. She was assassinated in early G.R. 2014, however, reverting Trattoria to its prior meritocratic/democratic government and policies.
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Several centuries of rebuilding and peace ensued, and Trattoria was close to regaining its former pre-AI Rebellion status.  
  
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The Science Department formed a classified agency known as the Black Box Bureau several years ago to deal with unscientific or magical anomalies and study their destruction and rectification. The BBB had a paramilitary arm known as the Trattorian Recovery Force, which consisted of hand-picked elite conscripts with access to the most advanced weapons teknology that the Science Department does not normally trust or permit soldiers to use. The TRF conducted operations to recover and destroy anomalies, particularly before other groups such as [[RARCom]], the [[Scythian Empire|Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence]], and the Magicians Alliance. The BBB engaged in several controversial practices, including operating in foreign countries and sometimes even using anomalies in missions in defiance of its own mission statement. The [[Trattorian Characters#Director-General Dr. Mikoto|Mikoto]] Incident, in which an anomalous esper killed several people on the homeworld, brought anomalies and the BBB's activities to light. After Chief Scientist [[Trattorian Characters#Chief Scientist Dr. Liang|Dr. Liang]] unsuccessfully attempted a coup in response, the Legislative Committee on Science decided to reassign the TRF to the Armed Forces Department and bring public oversight to the BBB to ensure the prevention of further abuses or another incident. The BBB's existence and certain related documents were declassified on the authority of [[Trattorian Characters#Legislator Nakahara|Dr. Nakahara]] and [[Trattorian Characters#Chief Attorney Suzuki|Dr. Suzuki]], Chair of the Legislative Committee on Science and the Chief Attorney.  
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The Science Department formed a classified agency known as the Black Box Bureau several years ago to deal with unscientific or magical anomalies and study their destruction and rectification. The BBB had a paramilitary arm known as the Trattorian Recovery Force, which consisted of hand-picked elite conscripts with access to the most advanced weapons teknology that the Science Department does not normally trust or permit soldiers to use. The TRF conducted operations to recover and destroy anomalies, particularly before other groups such as [[RARCom]], the [[Scythian Empire|Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence]], and the Magicians Alliance. The BBB engaged in several controversial practices, including operating in foreign countries and sometimes even using anomalies in missions in defiance of its own mission statement. The [[Trattorian Characters#Director-General Dr. Mikoto|Mikoto]] Incident, in which an anomalous esper killed several people on the homeworld, brought anomalies and the BBB's activities to light. After Chief Scientist [[Trattorian Characters#Chief Scientist Dr. Liang|Dr. Liang]] unsuccessfully attempted to take over the government in response, the Legislative Committee on Science decided to reassign the TRF to the Armed Forces Department and bring public oversight to the BBB to ensure the prevention of further abuses or another incident. The BBB's existence and certain related documents were declassified on the authority of [[Trattorian Characters#Legislator Nakahara|Dr. Nakahara]] and [[Trattorian Characters#Chief Attorney Suzuki|Dr. Suzuki]], Chair of the Legislative Committee on Science and the Chief Attorney.  
  
 
Trattoria has since maintained a strong adherence to its core principles of “order and meritocracy”, taking care not to let external interactions with the galaxy disrupt its society.  
 
Trattoria has since maintained a strong adherence to its core principles of “order and meritocracy”, taking care not to let external interactions with the galaxy disrupt its society.  
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In January of G.R. 2017, after several years of lobbying from the [[Sun Engineering Corporation]] that included extensive prototype units, limited field testing, and a proof of concept in the [[The Free Systems of Sheodar|Free Systems of Sheodar]], the Trattorian Legislature finally caved and passed the Army Automation Appropriations And Authorization Act (A6). The A6 lifted several longstanding regulations on military drones that were passed after the AI Rebellion 300 G.R.'s ago, contracting [[Sun Engineering Corporation]], [[Misaka Analytics]], and several others to develop new automated drone units to vastly expand the Trattorian military. The sub-citizen conscripts were kept as minifig supervisors of these new drone units to assuage public concerns, and the Armed Forces Department was heavily reorganized. The Army, Navy, Fighter Force, and Marine branches all merged into a single unified command structure with Stratego as the unified command rank.
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In December of G.R. 2018 [[Trattorian_Characters#Chief_Scientist_Dr._Ong|Chief Scientist Dr. Ong]] killed QS Colette, completing a scientific quest as old as Trattoria itself.  Killing God, however, had surprising consequences.  First, now that science was done, Trattoria was cancelled.  All citizens were fired, and all affiliated corporations were shuttered.  Several antagonistic nations folded as well.  The bureaucracy of the AN was reduced to a bare minimum.  Then, without a Colette to hold the universe in order, [[Ragnablok]] broke loose, threatening to destroy the entire known Brikverse.  No one is quite sure what happened to Trattoria's technology, but we have top men working on it right now.  ''Top.  men.''
  
 
== Policies of Trattoria ==
 
== Policies of Trattoria ==
  
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Trattoria has ended up as a major player in galactic politics, although it approaches current international situations with an isolationist caution. Currently it is anti-immortal and a major backer of the [[Allied Nations]]/[[NATO]]. It has a strong rivalry with [[Bavaria]] due to the latter’s use of magic, and in general opposes any forces that utilize magic like the Magician’s Alliance, [[Pwnies]], and radical Cuthulics. Trattoria also enforces state atheism, prohibiting its own Citizens from joining religions, although it otherwise tolerates religions provided their activities are not disruptive to Trattorian national interests.  
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Trattoria has ended up as a major player in galactic politics, although it approaches current international situations with an isolationist caution. Currently it is anti-immortal and a major backer of the [[Allied Nations]]/[[NATO]]. It has a strong rivalry with [[Bavaria]] due to the latter’s use of magic, and in general opposes any forces that utilize magic like the Magician’s Alliance, [[Pwnies]], and radical Cuthulics. Trattoria also enforces scientific state atheism, prohibiting its own Citizens from joining religions, although it otherwise tolerates religions provided their activities are not disruptive to Trattorian national interests. In general, Trattoria strives to promote science and meritocracy throughout the galaxy.  
  
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At the onset of the AN-TA War, Trattoria took an active role in the Allied Nations. Under Siri's coup, however, Trattoria joined the Third Alliance. After Siri’s assassination and restoration of the prior government, President Kuroki returned Trattoria to its old partners, the Anti-Immortal Alliance and [[NATO]].  
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At the onset of the AN-TA War, Trattoria took an active role in the Allied Nations. President Kuroki returned Trattoria to its old partners, the Anti-Immortal Alliance and [[NATO]].  
  
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Many, including the AN High Commissioner for Minifig Rights, have called out Trattoria for its poor [[minifig rights]] record, most egregiously in its ethnic cleansing of its Valorian Annex territories after seizing the systems in the Seven-Hour War. Trattorian Citizens tend to look down on foreigners without doctorates, even more than they do with Trattorian Sub-Citizen soldiers or test subjects.  
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Although politicians and diplomats are prominent in Trattorian society, the real power rests with the scientists. Prioritizing economic growth over military strength, the scientists have attained a near extra-legal status though their role in shifting the LRAS and increasing the GDP through research and development. At the forefront of the galactic scientific community, the science department of Trattoria has produced such wonders as perfect age-reversing miracle-cures, galaxy-destroying neutrina bombs, a complete physical Theory of Everything, and deadly chlorine-trifluoride throwers among countless other innovations. The Science Department also conducts true inter-galactic voyages, with a firm hold on three colony systems in the Andromeda Galaxy.  
  
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Although politicians and diplomats are prominent in Trattorian society, the real power rests with the scientists. Prioritizing economic growth over military strength, the scientists have attained a near extra-legal status though their role in shifting the LRAS and increasing the GDP through research and development. At the forefront of the galactic scientific community, the science department of Trattoria has produced such wonders as perfect age-reversing miracle-cures, galaxy-destroying neutrina bombs, a complete physical Theory of Everything, and deadly chlorine-trifluoride throwers among countless other innovations. The Science Department also conducts true inter-galactic voyages, with a firm hold on three colony systems in the Andromeda Galaxy.
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To maintain this advantage, the Trattorian military regularly enforces patents and other economic interests of Trattoria through force, such as the country's involvement in the [[Denmark-Empryan War]] to enforce Acelera's peach virus cure patent. Critics argue that stifles innovation and lowers quality of life in the rest of the galaxy.  
  
 
[[File:SGYI0Nh.png|thumb|center|600x400px|A Trattorian particle accelerator experiment in progress at the Soledad Fermion Super-Collider.]]
 
[[File:SGYI0Nh.png|thumb|center|600x400px|A Trattorian particle accelerator experiment in progress at the Soledad Fermion Super-Collider.]]
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=== Legislative Branch ===
 
=== Legislative Branch ===
  
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[[File:RLLASV4.jpg|frame|center|600x400px|A hearing of the Trattorian Legislative Committee on Science.]]
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[[File:RLLASV4.jpg|thumb|center|600x400px|A hearing of the Trattorian Legislative Committee on Science.]]
  
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Two elected Legislators represent each district in the unicameral Legislature, for a total of 100 members. The nonvoting Special Administrator, who represents the fifty systems annexed from [[Valoros]], is also usually present at meetings of the Legislature. The Legislature drafts and votes on laws and is non-partisan (no political parties)- each Legislator stands for him/herself and his/her own platform, although the Legislature is relatively homogeneous in ideology in comparison to other nations' parliaments and congresses. The Legislature is empowered to declare war, pass the budget, and annex and determine the status of new territories. It elects a Speaker of the Legislature from the body to chair meetings and enforce procedure, usually the most senior Legislator. Legislators are paid little but usually own a fortune from a previous occupation. Any Trattorian Citizen may run, but the final candidates list on the ballot is sometimes trimmed with a science/mathematics examination. The votes of Legislative districts are weighted by their economic contribution, with each district's two Legislators splitting equally.  
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Two elected Legislators represent each district in the unicameral Legislature, for a total of 100 members. The Legislature drafts and votes on laws and is non-partisan (no political parties)- each Legislator stands for him/herself and his/her own platform, although the Legislature is relatively homogeneous in ideology in comparison to other nations' parliaments and congresses. The Legislature is empowered to declare war, pass the budget, and annex and determine the status of new territories. It elects a Speaker of the Legislature from the body to chair meetings and enforce procedure, usually the most senior Legislator. Legislators are paid little but usually own a fortune from a previous occupation. Any Trattorian Citizen may run, but the final candidates list on the ballot is sometimes trimmed with a science/mathematics examination. The votes of Legislative districts are weighted by their economic contribution, with each district's two Legislators splitting equally.  
  
 
=== Executive Branch ===
 
=== Executive Branch ===
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*The Armed Forces Department  
 
*The Armed Forces Department  
  
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Each department is led by a Chief official and usually a ruling council: notable ones include the Chief Comptroller and the Board of Governors for the Economics Department, the Chief Scientist and the Council of Scientists for the Science Department, the Chief Ambassador and the ambassadors to the [[BrikVerse]]'s G8 nations for the Foreign Relations Department, the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Joint Chiefs of Staff for the Armed Forces Department, the Chief Attorney for the Legal Department, and the Chief Chancellor for the Education Department. Each Department usually possesses further subdivisions- the Science Department has Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Engineering sub-Departments, while the Armed Forces Department has Army, Navy, Fighter Force, and Marine branches. In the event of presidential assassination, the line of succession is the Vice President, the Speaker of the Legislature, and then the Chief cabinet officials in the order introduced above. The executive branch would avoid the last outcome however, as an ambitious Chief cabinet official could abuse the presidency's powers and seize control over the other Departments and Trattoria.
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Each department is led by a Chief official and usually a ruling council: notable ones include the Chief Comptroller and the Board of Governors for the Economics Department, the Chief Scientist and the Council of Scientists for the Science Department, the Chief Ambassador and the ambassadors to the [[BrikVerse]]'s G8 nations for the Foreign Relations Department, the Chief Stratego for the Armed Forces Department, the Chief Attorney for the Legal Department, and the Chief Chancellor for the Education Department. Each Department usually possesses further subdivisions- the Science Department has Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Engineering sub-Departments, for example. In the event of presidential assassination, the line of succession is the Vice President, the Speaker of the Legislature, and then the Chief cabinet officials in the order introduced above. The executive branch would avoid the last outcome however, as an ambitious Chief cabinet official could abuse the presidency's powers and seize control over the other Departments and Trattoria.
  
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[[File:DA89A958-EF26-4F75-BEF8-3006A79F9918-6501-00001608523ADE34 zpsa10c19f2.jpg|frame|center|600x400px|The Council of Scientists, the ruling body of the Trattorian Science Department]]
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[[File:DA89A958-EF26-4F75-BEF8-3006A79F9918-6501-00001608523ADE34 zpsa10c19f2.jpg|thumb|center|600x400px|The Council of Scientists, the ruling body of the Trattorian Science Department]]
  
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The Armed Forces’ enlisted ranks consist of conscripted sub-citizen soldiers. On the other hand, the command structure (aka generals, admirals, air marshals, commandants, etc.) are almost always doled out as political favors to Citizens, with promotions from the ranks done only very rarely.  
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The Armed Forces’ enlisted ranks consist of conscripted sub-citizen soldiers. On the other hand, due to mistrust of both AIs and sub-citizen conscripts, high command consists of Strategos. Strategos are Trattorian Citizens who are usually technical experts in mathematics, statistics, or machine learning to maintain the tactical algorithms that do most of the decisionmaking.  
  
 
=== Judicial Branch ===
 
=== Judicial Branch ===
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== Culture of Trattoria ==
 
== Culture of Trattoria ==
  
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[[File:Yut6ai5.jpg|frame|center|600x400px|Trattorian Citizens enjoy high incomes and quality of life.]]
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[[File:Yut6ai5.jpg|thumb|center|600x400px|Trattorian Citizens enjoy high incomes and quality of life.]]
  
 
Trattoria highly values intelligence and academic prowess, believing intellectual acuity to be the key to its prosperity. Consequently, Trattorian citizenship requires a Ph. D. that satisfies national education standards, which is most easily achieved through attending a Trattorian university or an approved foreign institution (which are consistently ranked among the highest in the Brikverse, paid for entirely by the government for prospective citizens). After completing such rigorous training, a Trattorian citizen is then entitled to a near-utopian lifestyle free of crime, poverty, sickness, hunger, etc. with a usual median salary of around seven to eight figures. Combined with heavy under-population, plentiful resources, and Level 7 Tek, the Allied Nations consistently ranks Trattoria as having one of the highest qualities of life in the Brikverse.  
 
Trattoria highly values intelligence and academic prowess, believing intellectual acuity to be the key to its prosperity. Consequently, Trattorian citizenship requires a Ph. D. that satisfies national education standards, which is most easily achieved through attending a Trattorian university or an approved foreign institution (which are consistently ranked among the highest in the Brikverse, paid for entirely by the government for prospective citizens). After completing such rigorous training, a Trattorian citizen is then entitled to a near-utopian lifestyle free of crime, poverty, sickness, hunger, etc. with a usual median salary of around seven to eight figures. Combined with heavy under-population, plentiful resources, and Level 7 Tek, the Allied Nations consistently ranks Trattoria as having one of the highest qualities of life in the Brikverse.  
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=== Citizenship in Trattoria ===
 
=== Citizenship in Trattoria ===
  
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Like many other great nations in the brikverse, Trattoria's prosperity is built upon the backs of slaves. Or in this case, prospective citizens who failed academically and therefore forfeited their right to full citizenship. These sub-citizens are mostly culled in middle school and some in high school using a variety of factors, including GPA and test scores, with a very few drafted due to egregiously poor performance in college or graduate school. Those incapable of following Trattoria's rigorous curriculum are usually assigned as sub-citizen conscript soldiers in the military, or even as scientific test subjects in more egregious cases. These sub-citizens have few legal rights and are treated in an inferior manner to full Citizens in Trattorian society.  
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Like many other great nations in the brikverse, Trattoria's prosperity is built upon prospective citizens who failed academically and therefore forfeited their right to full citizenship. These sub-citizens are mostly culled in middle school and some in high school using a variety of factors, including GPA and test scores, with a very few drafted due to egregiously poor performance in college or graduate school. Those incapable of following Trattoria's rigorous curriculum are usually assigned as sub-citizen conscript soldiers in the military, or even as scientific test subjects in more egregious cases. These sub-citizens have few legal rights and are treated in an inferior manner to full Citizens in Trattorian society.  
  
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The general attitude extends towards the rest of the Brikverse as well, with the phrase "unenlightened imbeciles" commonly used to refer to foreigners. A perennial issue of debate within the Trattorian Legislature is whether to allow qualified, doctorate-holding foreigner naturalization for Trattorian Citizenship - the current policy does not allow it.
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The general attitude extends towards the rest of the Brikverse as well, particularly those without comparable levels of education.  
  
 
[[File:41B0B585-566A-4513-BF40-439551F721AC-1362-000007BE5640F8A0 zps77b8f561.jpg|thumb|center|600x400px|"Life in Trattoria is good, as long as you're on the right side of the scalpel."]]
 
[[File:41B0B585-566A-4513-BF40-439551F721AC-1362-000007BE5640F8A0 zps77b8f561.jpg|thumb|center|600x400px|"Life in Trattoria is good, as long as you're on the right side of the scalpel."]]
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A list of some important Trattorian star systems and planets can be found on the [[Trattorian Planets]] page.
 
A list of some important Trattorian star systems and planets can be found on the [[Trattorian Planets]] page.
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=== Armory Threads ===
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=15933 Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria thread]
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=11568 Trattorian Navy thread]
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=== Appearances <span class="mw-customtoggle-1" style="font-size:small; display:inline-block; float:right;"><span class="mw-customtoggletext">[Show/hide]</span></span> ===
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A list of Trattoria's appearances in the BrikVerse. Updated from time to time but may not be comprehensive (click [Show/hide] to expand).
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==== Major Appearances ====
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*[[AN-TA War]] (Colette, Silverdream, Kaplan, Dilanski, Vami IV)
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*[[Council of Scientists Arc]] (Colette)
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*[[Immortal War]] (Colette, Zupponn, Scratch, Shadowscythe)
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:* [[Battles of the Immortal War#Sigma Campaign|Sigma Campaign]] (Silent-sigfig)
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:* [[Battles of the Immortal War#Omega Campaign|Omega Campaign]] (Colette)
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*[[Space Austrian - Trattorian War]] (Colette & Archduke)
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==== Miscellaneous Appearances ====
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=9533 Mini-Evolution] and [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10035 Battle of the Badly-Lit Plains] (Colette)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10177 BrikwarRPG in the Yellow Sector] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10193 T0 and Beyond] (Silverdream)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=10330 General Blut's Yellow Mercenaries] and [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10412 Thesson and the Pwny Adventure!] (Silverdream)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10657 Operation Regenbogen], [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=10761 Over the Rainbow], [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=10839 Operation Grayscale] (Colette), and [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=11364 Chasing Rainbows Part III: Friendship is Tragic] (Theblackdog & Silverdream)
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*Silverdream's [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=11595 The Trattorian Empire] (Silverdream)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12344 BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville] (Silverdream)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=12133 Last Stand of Valoros] (Colette)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=12206 Paradise Found] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=12392 T1] (Colette)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=12349 Lazy Battle] (Silent-sigfig)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13245 Compound] (Vami IV)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=13443 Gold Bot MK2  - An Alltimate Corporation Product] (Natalya)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=13914 Adventures in Biotech] (Natalya)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=13937 Silent-Sigfig's Factions and Lore - Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria: Mechanized Operations Division] (Silent-sigfig)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=14068 Last Exit] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=14101 T1] [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=14106 T2] (Silent-sigfig)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=15793 Republic of Sheodar: Prisma Industries] (RedRover)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=15876 Chat Battle: Golden Ticket] (Silent-sigfig)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=16136 No Good Deed Goes Unpunished] and [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=16220 Making Magenta Great Again] (Colette & RedRover)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=16852 The Sunday Coup], [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=16868 Captain Suzuhara's Wild Ride], and [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16870 Trattorian Haber Walking Tank] (Captain Zebra)
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*Cameos in [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=9761 Betrayals] (Shadowscythe)
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:*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=13504 DOCUMENT - After Action Report of Diplomatic Incident 37-A] and [http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=15126 The First Teeaboo] (Shadowscythe)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=13470 Water for the OASIS] (Silverdream)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=14963 Silence of the Cicadas] (Vami IV)
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*[http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=15943 The Aleph] (Stubby/Rayhawk)
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File:Tratt2017Overview.jpg|''Armed Forces overview in G.R. 2017.''
 
File:SuperDeathTank007NEW.jpg|''Armed Forces overview in G.R. 2011.''
 
File:SuperDeathTank007NEW.jpg|''Armed Forces overview in G.R. 2011.''
 
File:AtheniaDreadShot724.png|''A Trattorian'' Athenia''-class dreadnought, with a ''Midgetman''-class frigate to scale. ''
 
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File:Qila7Bj.jpg|''Hypersonic Trattorian drones equipped with state-of-the-art AIs and smart missiles.''
 
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File:1RsING7.png|''Trattorian fleet during [[Allied Nations - Third Alliance War#Operation Dominion's Call|Operation Dominion's Call]].''
 
File:9wsNOY8.gif|''Black Box Bureau (BBB) Trattorian Recovery Force (TRF) teleporting in (.GIF)''
 
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Latest revision as of 02:38, 27 May 2021

Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria
TrattorianFlagClean.png
Meritocracy/Puppet Democracy
Tek Level 7
150 systems, 3 extra-galactic colony systems
Player
Colette
Allies
Allied Nations

Anti-Immortal Alliance

NATO

Enemies
Third Alliance

Space Mafia

Pwnies

Immortal Alliance

Peaches

Notable People
see Trattorian Characters
A sample of some of the units in the Trattorian Army in G.R. 2017.

The Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria is a Tek Level 7 galactic superpower spanning 150 star systems with a strong emphasis on science and economics. It enforces a strict meritocracy, requiring successful completion of a technical Ph.D. for citizenship and conscripting academic failures into the military. Thanks to having one of the most extensive and well-supported scientific research communities in the galaxy, Trattoria also enjoys one of the largest and most prosperous economies. Its primary exports are advanced teknology, pharmaceuticals, AI/robotics, quantum computing, financial services, and also anime.

The government is officially a democracy, with a three branch USA-style representative democracy. However, the bureaucracy and Cabinet are selected and appointed via meritocracy in each Department’s field of expertise, and the executive branch wields the true power within Trattoria. The current President is Dr. Kuroki, who has opted for a more hands-off approach to governance. Reproduction is conducted artificially using genetic engineering, with typical minifig pleasures such as intercourse, love, drugs, violence, metal music, and chewing gum being banned within the empire.

Trattorians have demonstrated technological prowess in its military forces compared to other star nations, having built SHIPs and SHDTs, along with other classified black-ops projects and more mundane upgrades to the rest of the military. However, although Trattorians suffer from persistent underpopulation and a fragile physiology, it makes up for this weakness with a vast teknological and manufacturing base that produces a vast heavily automated and robotic armed forces. Even so, due to Trattorians' distaste and apathy for war, the best teknology is usually reserved for the Citizens and the civilian sector.

Trattoria's ultimate act of hubris was to kill the QuantumSurfer Colette, which had the unfortunate effect of unleashing the chaos of Ragnablok upon the Nehellium Galaxy. Following this, all Trattorians were fired. Forum Thread

History of Trattoria

The Trattorians have strived to maintain an uneventful and orderly history. The nation began a thousand years ago when the initial population, once part of a larger extragalactic empire, was space-dropped onto a habitable planet at the fringe of the Nehellium Galaxy along with blueprints for war-machines and resources. They began building, and within a few years, launched a spaceship into the next system. For the most part, the colonization has been unstoppable for hundreds of years since then until it plateaued at 150 systems a few decades ago. One major incident was the AI Rebellion 300 years ago, which resulted in prohibitions and regulations on sentient AI and cybernetics that persist to this day and also explain the current inefficient usage of minifigs in the Armed Forces.

Several centuries of rebuilding and peace ensued, and Trattoria was close to regaining its former pre-AI Rebellion status.

The Science Department formed a classified agency known as the Black Box Bureau several years ago to deal with unscientific or magical anomalies and study their destruction and rectification. The BBB had a paramilitary arm known as the Trattorian Recovery Force, which consisted of hand-picked elite conscripts with access to the most advanced weapons teknology that the Science Department does not normally trust or permit soldiers to use. The TRF conducted operations to recover and destroy anomalies, particularly before other groups such as RARCom, the Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence, and the Magicians Alliance. The BBB engaged in several controversial practices, including operating in foreign countries and sometimes even using anomalies in missions in defiance of its own mission statement. The Mikoto Incident, in which an anomalous esper killed several people on the homeworld, brought anomalies and the BBB's activities to light. After Chief Scientist Dr. Liang unsuccessfully attempted to take over the government in response, the Legislative Committee on Science decided to reassign the TRF to the Armed Forces Department and bring public oversight to the BBB to ensure the prevention of further abuses or another incident. The BBB's existence and certain related documents were declassified on the authority of Dr. Nakahara and Dr. Suzuki, Chair of the Legislative Committee on Science and the Chief Attorney.

Trattoria has since maintained a strong adherence to its core principles of “order and meritocracy”, taking care not to let external interactions with the galaxy disrupt its society.

In January of G.R. 2017, after several years of lobbying from the Sun Engineering Corporation that included extensive prototype units, limited field testing, and a proof of concept in the Free Systems of Sheodar, the Trattorian Legislature finally caved and passed the Army Automation Appropriations And Authorization Act (A6). The A6 lifted several longstanding regulations on military drones that were passed after the AI Rebellion 300 G.R.'s ago, contracting Sun Engineering Corporation, Misaka Analytics, and several others to develop new automated drone units to vastly expand the Trattorian military. The sub-citizen conscripts were kept as minifig supervisors of these new drone units to assuage public concerns, and the Armed Forces Department was heavily reorganized. The Army, Navy, Fighter Force, and Marine branches all merged into a single unified command structure with Stratego as the unified command rank.

In December of G.R. 2018 Chief Scientist Dr. Ong killed QS Colette, completing a scientific quest as old as Trattoria itself. Killing God, however, had surprising consequences. First, now that science was done, Trattoria was cancelled. All citizens were fired, and all affiliated corporations were shuttered. Several antagonistic nations folded as well. The bureaucracy of the AN was reduced to a bare minimum. Then, without a Colette to hold the universe in order, Ragnablok broke loose, threatening to destroy the entire known Brikverse. No one is quite sure what happened to Trattoria's technology, but we have top men working on it right now. Top. men.

Policies of Trattoria

Trattoria has ended up as a major player in galactic politics, although it approaches current international situations with an isolationist caution. Currently it is anti-immortal and a major backer of the Allied Nations/NATO. It has a strong rivalry with Bavaria due to the latter’s use of magic, and in general opposes any forces that utilize magic like the Magician’s Alliance, Pwnies, and radical Cuthulics. Trattoria also enforces scientific state atheism, prohibiting its own Citizens from joining religions, although it otherwise tolerates religions provided their activities are not disruptive to Trattorian national interests. In general, Trattoria strives to promote science and meritocracy throughout the galaxy.

At the onset of the AN-TA War, Trattoria took an active role in the Allied Nations. President Kuroki returned Trattoria to its old partners, the Anti-Immortal Alliance and NATO.

Although politicians and diplomats are prominent in Trattorian society, the real power rests with the scientists. Prioritizing economic growth over military strength, the scientists have attained a near extra-legal status though their role in shifting the LRAS and increasing the GDP through research and development. At the forefront of the galactic scientific community, the science department of Trattoria has produced such wonders as perfect age-reversing miracle-cures, galaxy-destroying neutrina bombs, a complete physical Theory of Everything, and deadly chlorine-trifluoride throwers among countless other innovations. The Science Department also conducts true inter-galactic voyages, with a firm hold on three colony systems in the Andromeda Galaxy.

To maintain this advantage, the Trattorian military regularly enforces patents and other economic interests of Trattoria through force, such as the country's involvement in the Denmark-Empryan War to enforce Acelera's peach virus cure patent. Critics argue that stifles innovation and lowers quality of life in the rest of the galaxy.

A Trattorian particle accelerator experiment in progress at the Soledad Fermion Super-Collider.

Government of Trattoria

Trattoria possesses democratic institutions but is actually more strongly dominated by meritocracy. Trattoria is a unitary state- the national government retains supreme power and divides the country's 150 home star systems into fifty districts of three star systems each for administrative purposes. The capital is on the homeworld of Trattoria.

Legislative Branch

A hearing of the Trattorian Legislative Committee on Science.

Two elected Legislators represent each district in the unicameral Legislature, for a total of 100 members. The Legislature drafts and votes on laws and is non-partisan (no political parties)- each Legislator stands for him/herself and his/her own platform, although the Legislature is relatively homogeneous in ideology in comparison to other nations' parliaments and congresses. The Legislature is empowered to declare war, pass the budget, and annex and determine the status of new territories. It elects a Speaker of the Legislature from the body to chair meetings and enforce procedure, usually the most senior Legislator. Legislators are paid little but usually own a fortune from a previous occupation. Any Trattorian Citizen may run, but the final candidates list on the ballot is sometimes trimmed with a science/mathematics examination. The votes of Legislative districts are weighted by their economic contribution, with each district's two Legislators splitting equally.

Executive Branch

The executive branch is nominally headed by the President and Vice President, determined by a nationwide popular election with a procedure similar to Legislative elections. Due to the unpredictable nature of democracy, the President possesses little de facto power, which instead rests in the cabinet of merit-selected bureaucrats. The Cabinet consists of six Chief officials heading their respective departments:

  • The Economics Department
  • The Science Department
  • The Foreign Relations Department
  • The Legal Department
  • The Education Department
  • The Armed Forces Department

Each department is led by a Chief official and usually a ruling council: notable ones include the Chief Comptroller and the Board of Governors for the Economics Department, the Chief Scientist and the Council of Scientists for the Science Department, the Chief Ambassador and the ambassadors to the BrikVerse's G8 nations for the Foreign Relations Department, the Chief Stratego for the Armed Forces Department, the Chief Attorney for the Legal Department, and the Chief Chancellor for the Education Department. Each Department usually possesses further subdivisions- the Science Department has Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Engineering sub-Departments, for example. In the event of presidential assassination, the line of succession is the Vice President, the Speaker of the Legislature, and then the Chief cabinet officials in the order introduced above. The executive branch would avoid the last outcome however, as an ambitious Chief cabinet official could abuse the presidency's powers and seize control over the other Departments and Trattoria.

The Council of Scientists, the ruling body of the Trattorian Science Department

The Armed Forces’ enlisted ranks consist of conscripted sub-citizen soldiers. On the other hand, due to mistrust of both AIs and sub-citizen conscripts, high command consists of Strategos. Strategos are Trattorian Citizens who are usually technical experts in mathematics, statistics, or machine learning to maintain the tactical algorithms that do most of the decisionmaking.

Judicial Branch

Blue collar crime is rare to nonexistent in Trattoria and the robotic police force exists primarily to keep visiting foreigners in line. Crimes against sub-citizens (such as soldiers, test subjects, or subjugated foreigners) committed by Citizens are not prosecuted as sub-citizens possess few or no legal rights. Foreigners guilty of crimes as well as undocumented immigrants are dealt with depending on the power and prominence of their country of origin. White collar crime occurs, however, with the Legal Department investigating general white collar crimes committed by Citizens and the Economics Department's Comptrollers specializing in financial crime and economic treason. Citizens are guaranteed a right to fair trial, and Trattorian courts follow typical adversarial format with a judge and jury. Trattorian courts rely more heavily on technology than their counterparts in other countries, including polygraphs and neural scans. Even upon conviction, judges are usually lax in sentencing (a short stay in prison) unless there is something especially offensive about the crime in question (such as Dr. Kruszewski's usage of a Black Box anomaly), in which case execution, citizenship/Ph.D. revocation, or exile may be imposed. Verdicts may be appealed in higher courts, and the Supreme Tribunal (consisting of nine senior justices) has the ultimate say on any legal matter in Trattoria.

Culture of Trattoria

Trattorian Citizens enjoy high incomes and quality of life.

Trattoria highly values intelligence and academic prowess, believing intellectual acuity to be the key to its prosperity. Consequently, Trattorian citizenship requires a Ph. D. that satisfies national education standards, which is most easily achieved through attending a Trattorian university or an approved foreign institution (which are consistently ranked among the highest in the Brikverse, paid for entirely by the government for prospective citizens). After completing such rigorous training, a Trattorian citizen is then entitled to a near-utopian lifestyle free of crime, poverty, sickness, hunger, etc. with a usual median salary of around seven to eight figures. Combined with heavy under-population, plentiful resources, and Level 7 Tek, the Allied Nations consistently ranks Trattoria as having one of the highest qualities of life in the Brikverse.

In exchange, Trattoria lacks or bans many activities that other countries in the Brikverse take for granted. There is no sex, no romance/marriage, no drugs (except for RbT, which has by now been quashed/cured), no metal music, no violence, etc., a lifestyle which minifigs outside of Trattoria believe is abhorrent. Foreigners are not exempt from these bans within Trattoria, including the infamous ban on foreigner public displays of affection and a ban on chewing gum.

Reproduction is conducted artificially by BlueGene Inc. (a quasi-government-owned corporation), with heavy genetic engineering geared towards maximizing intelligence, and marriage is replaced by an 18-year legal contract to raise a child, often assigned to a male and female Trattorian via lottery. Excessively wealthy Trattorians are excluded from the lottery, however, in order to assign children to relatively equal-income households and thus ensure equality of opportunity. Trattorians are actually physically incapable of romantic love or sex.

Trattorians practically always address each other using the “Dr.” title and their surname and expect foreigners to do the same. Dropping the title, or worse, using their given name without permission, is considered extremely offensive and is sometimes deliberately used as a grave insult. Prospective Citizens (students who don’t have a Ph.D. yet) address each other using “Ms.” or “Mr.” and their surnames. Eye contact is considered rude, and physical contact is practically taboo.

Citizenship in Trattoria

Like many other great nations in the brikverse, Trattoria's prosperity is built upon prospective citizens who failed academically and therefore forfeited their right to full citizenship. These sub-citizens are mostly culled in middle school and some in high school using a variety of factors, including GPA and test scores, with a very few drafted due to egregiously poor performance in college or graduate school. Those incapable of following Trattoria's rigorous curriculum are usually assigned as sub-citizen conscript soldiers in the military, or even as scientific test subjects in more egregious cases. These sub-citizens have few legal rights and are treated in an inferior manner to full Citizens in Trattorian society.

The general attitude extends towards the rest of the Brikverse as well, particularly those without comparable levels of education.

"Life in Trattoria is good, as long as you're on the right side of the scalpel."

Additional Information

Characters

A list of some important Trattorians can be found on the Trattorian Characters page.

Locations

A list of some important Trattorian star systems and planets can be found on the Trattorian Planets page.

Armory Threads

Appearances [Show/hide]

A list of Trattoria's appearances in the BrikVerse. Updated from time to time but may not be comprehensive (click [Show/hide] to expand).

Major Appearances

  • AN-TA War (Colette, Silverdream, Kaplan, Dilanski, Vami IV)

Miscellaneous Appearances

Brikfics

Galleries

For additional images to supplement the article.

Trattorian Armed Forces Gallery

  • Armed Forces of Trattoria

  • Armed Forces overview in G.R. 2017.

  • Armed Forces overview in G.R. 2011.

  • A Trattorian Athenia-class dreadnought, with a Midgetman-class frigate to scale.

  • A Trattorian Lancelot mech equipped with an advanced shield and slash harken grapples.

  • Hypersonic Trattorian drones equipped with state-of-the-art AIs and smart missiles.

  • A typical squad of 10 S1 robots led by a Trattorian sub-citizen conscript.

  • Trattorian fleet during Operation Dominion's Call.

  • Black Box Bureau (BBB) Trattorian Recovery Force (TRF) teleporting in (.GIF)

  • A Trattorian tank division with 5 Laplace drone hovertanks and an SDT.

  • Trattorian Strategos in command of the military

Trattorian Science Department Gallery

  • Trattorian Science Department

  • Former Department Chair of Biology Dr. Pang's office.

  • Dr. Piérre performs a dissection (Contest winner!)

  • Dr. Zhao supervises a biotech project.

  • A sub-citizen test-subject is sent to deal with an experiment gone wrong.

  • A project grant presentation to the Council of Scientists.

  • Trattorian Science Department logo.

  • Trattorian interuniversal Einstein-Rosen bridge generated at the SFSC.

  • Access terminal to one of the five Central AIs.

  • Current Council of Scientists. See Trattorian Characters for names.

  • Dr. Miyako in her math-filled office.

Trattorian Government Sector Gallery

(Excluding the Science and Armed Forces Departments, which have their own galleries above.)

  • Government Sector

  • A Legal Department Enforcer.

  • Legal Department police robots.

  • Hallway in Economics Department headquarters.

  • The Chief Comptroller's office.

Trattorian Private Sector Gallery

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