[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

[ninja_bait]

Hello, my Brikwars friends. It is I, Whiteeagle!
Did ninja_bait really tell you you should touch the butt?
Well, let me tell you the truth.
You should definitely not touch the butt.
You should definitely not try to steal the butt.
And you absolutely, positively, should not play in my little game...



Welcome to Planet Butt!

Objective: Unlock the Buttnomikon by plugging in all four butt fuses into the fuse box, then steal it!

How to do that:

2 by 2 bricks naturally grow on the ground here, and can be easily picked up. Why would you do that, though?


There are these weird doors on the edges of the map!


Wow! They're portals to each other! But you probably shouldn't go through them, you should just walk around like normal chumps.


Hey, check out my great butt guns! They don't work for some reason.


Oh it's because all the fuses are missing from my fuse box! Fortunately, Repair Boss has a butt handy that he can plug into the box. Make note of the four red lights above the fuse box!


Ah, Repair Boss is quite competent! He has plugged his butt into the correct position, and a green light has turned on!


Also, a rainbow staircase has appeared!


Repair Chef has a butt as well.


It is the correct color butt but it is in the wrong plug, so a yellow light has turned on.


By moving it to the right position, Repair Chef has activated another green light!


And another staircase has appeared!


Benny has a butt that doesn't belong in the fuse box at all! Look at how happy he is!


Benny! No! Don't plug it in!


Ah... that happens sometimes.


So what happens when you touch the butt, like this brave Assyrian?


What?! You turn into a Hero?! Definitely don't try that!

Players right to left):
Deadly Spacemen - BFenix
GGE - hatkight
Danes - Maverick
Darkstorm - Darkstorm
Brootalz - Kommander Ken
Luchardsko - Falk
Phaleks - Motorhead fan
Trattoria - Colette
Ramphonauts - arkbrik
Council of 500 - Baconquistador
Imperial Magikstrate - RedRover
Galacia - Kastrenzo
N_B's castley Bois - Zahru ||
Menagerie of Julian ish - Scribonius
Shitgoats - Flamer Shaftglutton
Space Pirates - Alex
Space Finland - Mesostopholes
Austrian Clerics - Archduke
Brittania - TheCraigfulOne
Parrot People - Smaket
Praetoria - Dilanski
Children of Dew - Zupponn
M-Throne - ninja_bait
NSSR - BriksCraig
Poles - Duerer
Assyria - Dayboost_
Whiteagle - Stubby
??? - you! (still about five slots open)

[ninja_bait]

Send orders as soon as possible! You have until the final parts arrive in the mail ~Friday. At that time I'll put up faction pics.

I will run about one round per day so either be on top of sending orders or give me some standing orders to help me NPC you.

[DayBoost_]

Id Like to Butt in to this if possible

[TheCraigfulOne]

So this is like Goatse Bunker only it's . . . uh, basically Goatse Bunker. Cool, I wasn't around for Goatse Bunker.

Also, Britannia ftw.

[hatkight]

Got any more spots open? If so i want one

[Zahru II]

Castle guy nearest to the red 2x2 picks it up, then everyone scrams to the portal door behind them.

[ninja_bait]

Castle guy nearest to the red 2x2 picks it up, then everyone scrams to the portal door behind them.

Do you want to come out on the left or on the right

[RedRover]

Don’t think, just shoot

[Zahru II]

Do you want to come out on the left or on the right

Oh, I didn't know I had influence over that. Left it is!

[Scribonius]

How very surreal! I shall call my squad the Tricorns for short, since we seem to be the only team using those hats.

I want brown-head tricorn hat guy to pick up the yellow 2x2. Other two start moving towards one of those "butt-tree-flame" things. What ARE those things called? Butt-tresses? Ass-Trees? Y'know, like ASH tree, butt not?

Anyway, if brown-head still has any action left, throw the 2x2 yellow block like a DISCUS at some randomly determined opponent!

I mean, I ASSUME this is a BrikWAR, therefore attacking the other teams is kosher, right?

[Archduke]

I gotta say, this looks pretty legit.

[stubby]

Repair Chief is surprisingly adept with butt plugs

[ninja_bait]

Repair Chief is surprisingly adept with butt plugs

He's pretty anal about it.

[Kommander Ken]

You guys are too cheeky.

[RedRover]

Assholes