Interlude: Disposeable Hero

Post by **Zahru II** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:00 am

Deep in Imperial territory, Sir Fabio is peacefully strolling in a forest, lost in thought..

'With this recent victory, I'm sure they'll appoint me as a permanent leader of the united forces instead of Niol!'

*Zzap!*
*thud*
'Eurrgh...'

'Quickly now! The toxin will knock him out for a while, but I'd hate to get caught!'

Later...

'ow... where am I?'

'At last; you've finally awoken.'

'Warhead!? W-What do you want from me?'

'Well, let's say I require your... assistance in my latest project.'

'I would never aid you, even if you have to kill me!'
'Ha! I'm not interested in killing you, Fabio. You're already dead.'
'What?'

'You see, my former subordinate Deadlock had put an end to your miserable life long ago.'

'However, he took your corpse for his own agenda. I had not realized this, until recently discovering his secret little lair. He had quite a treasure trove of evil artifakts and horrendous experiments... I even found my old friend, Ezra there... or whatever remained of him after presumably Deadlock killed him.'

'From his records I found out that he implanted a special magical item within you: the heart of darkness. This apparently not only reanimates his host but completely gives an illusion of him being alive, and preserved. I think he wanted you as a sleeper agent within the Imperial ranks... Quite cunning, too bad he overthrew me before he could carry out his intentions.'

'No...no...'

'Face it... you're an unnecessary thing. A leftover. Your existence is pointless, so...

*riiiip*

... let me put an end to it.'

'uuurk...'

'Isn't it a sinister piece of wonder?'

'Come on now, why would you leave in such a hurry Fabio? Besides, the time you cheated away from death is taking a heavy toll on you.'

'How pathetic... crawling with your last breath, even though you're going to disperse in seconds. I'll never understand you living and your will to survive.'

'I should really get someone to clean up this mess.'

'But first thing's first: let's play with my new toy. Haha, haha mwa-hahahahaha!'

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:30 am

We actually got rid of Fabio? I'd say 'sweet!', but I don't want to believe it just yet. If this means Blaze is going to die as well, I'm not happy though.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:48 am

that was... horrible.... why would you do that to poor Fabio?

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:50 am

Nooo I liked him...
Great one , really loving when Warhead is towering compared to poor Fabio.

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:54 am

RunsWithLegos wrote:that was... horrible.... why would you do that to poor Fabio?

It's a backlash from the defeat on that day. Which means something good for the Imperials is still bound to happen because of our last victory ^__^ Fabio will likely become a death knight or something, we'll never really be rid of him. It's disturbing those incompetent Imperials would leave Cultists so far into their territory though...

Post by **Zahru II** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:00 am

Well, anyone can be a cultist: they're technically corrupted men, so they can mix and mingle and even spy on you. They're shown as cultists here for a) convenience, b) lack of parts to build assailants in disguise.

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:18 am

In that case it's even more disturbing

Bring on the Inquisition!

Post by **FISH!!!** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:53 am

Bragallot wrote:We actually got rid of Fabio? I'd say 'sweet!', but I don't want to believe it just yet. If this means Blaze is going to die as well, I'm not happy though.

Nah, Blaze'll be fine, remenber his body wasn't taken away, only Ezra's and Fabio's bodies plus Von Brag were taken from the field...
Which leads me to believe, Zahru had this planed all along...

Post by **Rev. Sylvanus** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:45 pm

Spoiled little rich boys getting there dues...hahahah!

Looks like a little piece of fabio is gonna be inside von Brag now...

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:05 pm

When you put it like that, it freaks me out. Luckily the heart isn't an 'actual' part of Fabio. Looks like Arthel isn't going to be 'reprimanded' anymore

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:57 pm

Silverdream wrote:younger stronger general.

How about and older, less gayish person?

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:02 pm

He blew himself up trying to use an artifact somehow but was 'barely alive' which, if you look at Blaze, is more than enough to make a return. So far he's brought only victories!

Post by **BFenix** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:08 pm

Warhead wrote:AM I EVIL?

YES I AM!

~Diamond Head

Post by **Elmagnifico** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:08 pm

Post by **Rev. Sylvanus** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:41 pm

Perhaps Jacques will get more air-time as well.