A Road for War: Turn 1

Post by **FISH!!!** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:55 pm

This turn basically went, Charge:Fight:Mistake:Killing:Chaos:Massive Damage roll...

Gurnaks Force

Gurnak tries to inspire his boyz to charge the tree line, but fails.

They have to sprint insted, Gurnak and the Orge couldn't. (They have no charge weapons)

The tree line muddles their charge and only three break through, though all three kill their targets.

Gnomes

The Gnomes quickly begin fighting back.

One Crimson Guard rolls two crits, and blew two Trollz heads off, the Flamer then set fire to the cropses...
The other Gnomes only disrupted the other Troll.

Dan landed his Mech and struck down two Trollz.

Shamon's Force

The Shamon cast on the wood while the Bezerkerz moved up...

Nothing happening, he must have failed...

Eh? Did those Trees just move...

Er... What! Judging by the way the Shamon's looking at them I don't think that's what he intended...
(The Feat failed and he awoke some angery Hurrons...

They're open for someone to claim,
Hurrons
Skill: 1d6
Move: 6"
Armour: 2d6
HP: 5
Damage: 3d6)

Dwarves

They advanced on the Shades...

The Cataplut blasted two Shades, and disrupted another.

The Warriors (and Hack) egaded the Bezerkerz...

Two Dwarves and four Trollz fell.

Secret faction activated Goblin Raiders!

They show up and Glub quickly directs them.
"Let's get loot!"

They hurry over and start looting, not really caring who's side they're meant to be on...

Bezerkerz don't carry much of value...
Glub is wondering the signifigance of dwarves and Gold chease...

Can you be any supider! One gets himself killed, looting a dead dwarf!
The other got lucky and found himself some dwarven ale.

One couldn't reach the fighting.

Secret Faction activated: Pembridge Scouts

They arrive and head for the chaos...

...then unload a volley...

Killing one and disrupting another.
(The Shamon seems to have finally stoped staring at the Hurrons.)

Due to squand combat a dwarf was hit by mistake....

Chaos shall be supreme!

Shades

They attack the Dwarves...

Killing three. (Though I forgot to knock one over before taking the picture...)

The Dwaves rolled a massive counter!

And caused complete and utter devastation!

It probably wouldn't have been so bad if two Shade's hadn't crit failed their parry...

Poor Shades...

The Kill Chart wrote:Dwarves 12
Gnomes 4
Rangers 2
Shades 3
Shamon 2
Gurnak 3
Goblins 0
Loot:
1x Bed Mat
1x Banana
1x Gem
1x Gold Chease
1x Dwarven Ale

Overviews:

Orders are being accepted.

Post by **GeneralOfDeath** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:59 pm

Call Hurrons!

Post by **GeneralOfDeath** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:59 pm

Now that that's up, my reaction:

HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!!!!

Post by **FISH!!!** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:06 pm

Hurrons are yours.
(They're always in italics, see, it's simple.)

Post by **GeneralOfDeath** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:11 pm

Got it, sending orders.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:13 pm

Just great. I know, lets attack the Dwarves. You idiot. (Thank grief I didn't sign up for this Evuul Forces catastrophe, I can blame the other poor saps instead).

Post by **Rev. Sylvanus** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:29 pm

Holy Counterattacks Batman! That's utterly ridiculous!!

Post by **Rocket_Saint** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:42 pm

HAHA! Tis be a great day for counters!
Reminds me when the dwarves countered that riding beast in the Keep battle.

Post by **Bragallot** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:56 am

HAHAHA, I laughed so hard at those shades, LOL

Why does the Fish Slapping Dance come to mind?

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:28 am

Lets all sing the LOOT song!

Loot, Loot, loot, loot!
looty loot loot!
loot, loot.
looooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!

and repeat.

Post by **gamey353** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:31 pm

...Well,that didn't go as planned xD

Post by **Zahru II** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:11 pm

Great start!