The Siege of Ursa Hold Turn 2

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The Siege of Ursa Hold Turn 2

Post by Zahru II » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:39 pm

The Destroyer - Silverdream

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One of the Titans attempted to kick the knights, but failed in his attempt and kicked too near and too powerfully, which ended in the Titan falling on his back, and losing all actions for this round.

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But where one lumbering brute fails, another, delivers: the Infernus grabs the surviving knights...

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... it attempts to use them as makeshift ammo against Sir Magnus and men, but distance rolls are poor. Along with fall damage rolls, causing the two knights to survive, albeit disrupted.

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The Destroyer itself guts a horse...

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... only to reform him as fresh and gory steed.

Zuleika - heavyfishcannon

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Zuleika: 'Hey, Liana, help me out!'
Liana: 'What?'
Zuleika: 'Just stand in front of me and move your lips like talking.'
Liana: 'Uh, okay...'

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Zuleika (pretending to be Liana): 'We're just humble and completely rock farmers, heading with our recent haul back to our rock farm, where we sell rocks and rock accessories, we won't hurt anyone at all!'

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While Zuleika's misdirection feat was nearly a success, she balls it off with moving away from the others independently. 'Oops.'

Commander Magnus - Crazywolf

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'Alright men, let's get to fighting!' says Commander Magnus as they activate their Runes of Swift Wind.

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They began to charge towards the Destroyer's forces.

Bjarn - Cpt. Halan

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'Screw subtlety, let me get some action!' Yells Bjarn, and assaults the second Titan, who saved up his actions for an epic counterattack...

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The clash between the two results in Bjarn dealing a devastating critical to the Titan's leg (-2 hp; limp: movement reduced), and the Titan kicking Bjarn away (-1 hp).

Liana Crowclaw - Killer Karetsu

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Liana shoves away the absolutely unsuspicious boulder from the way of the charging runeknights, while keeping her eyes open so that she could act if must.

Ezra von Bragstein - Bragallot

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To much disgrace, the skeletons loot the knightly armour and force themselves on the horses; although some are kicked to death by the reluctant (and utterly terrified) equine.

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Rot Walker tries to inject Nikodim, but fails to pierce armor.

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Ezra, angered of his creation, shows him how the job is done, and overdoses Nikodim with vile chemicals! (-2 hp)

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The Doom Wailer blasts the front row of a swordsmen squad, killing all in the process.

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Corpse Grinder and the orks muster with the rest of the army. Necrolytes restore 1 hp to the Rot Walker.

Nikodim's Forces - Ham701

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The Storm Titan unleashes a bolt of lightning again on Rot Walker (-1 hp).

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He than advances and stabs the contraption (-1 hp, impaled; cannot move until the Titan lifts its blade).

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The cleric restores the dead squad leader of the swordsman squad, then charge at the unholy riders; killing one of them. They counter and... well, check the skill rolls.

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The other swordsmen kill 3 orks, all failing to do any harm. Corpse Grinder's breath attack is too low to do any mentionable harm.

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Nikodim regains consciousness, only to find himself poisoned, and faces his enemy who has a fiendish grin on his face.
Ezra:'My venoms will slowly burn you away from the inside.'
Nikodim:*cough*'I'm already burning, you slime.'

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Nikodim: 'WITH... RAGE!'

Nikodim strikes Ezra quite mightily, who fells on the ground, and is disarmed (-1 hp).

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Nikodim: *cough* 'Alright men, our situation is... dire, to say the least. But we will fight until our dying breath, for the EMPIRE!'

As such, Nikodim joins the squad.

Gillaume - BFenix

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Gil advances, readies his bow, and fires!

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While not being a perfect bullseye, he shots the Titan in a vulnerable spot, and kills it!

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Bjarn: 'Damn you kid, he was mine!'
Gil: 'Better luck next time norseman!'

Overview:

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Kills:

Ham701 - 8
Bragallot - 11
Killer Karetsu - 0
Silverdream - 1(horse)
BFenix - 1
heavyfishcannon - 0
Cpt Halan - 0
Crazywolf - 0

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PS - Some pics are quite shit with the lighting and flash; I apologize for that.
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Post by enders_shadow » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:55 pm

:csi:. Well I do think this was a bit overmatched with the evil armies, this seems to be going...okay. hopefully the three heroes and their rock can get their buts in gear, and win before everyone is destroyed.

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Post by Ham » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:22 pm

If I got in orders before Brags, I have a nice surprise for him.
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Post by Bragallot » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:26 pm

Ah-hahahaha, you had insane luck, but that won't last :twisted:
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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:14 pm

I'm itched to go and aid Nikodim, but greater good waits on the cross. Sorry Bragallot.
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Post by Silverdream » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:02 pm

None will live. All cower before the destroyer. :twisted: Death and blood and killing and death!
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Post by BFenix » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:36 pm

Oh oh! Direct-

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Not very manly, but that thing wasnt a man anyways :lol:
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Post by Elmagnifico » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:46 pm

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That still only counts as one.
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Post by Crazywolf » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:20 pm

Well....time for a change of plans.

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Post by heavyfishcannon » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:30 pm

Curses foiled!... wait, I did it?!? :fu: no more of this stealth crap!
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Post by Zahru II » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:03 pm

As a slight reminder, I still await orders from BFenix.
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Post by BFenix » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:57 am

Zahru II wrote:As a slight reminder, I still await orders from BFenix.
Oh, srry about that Zahru! Sending orders right now :oops:
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Post by Zahru II » Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:46 am

Turn 3 is going to be posted this weekend. I had a little vacuum-cleaner accident, but nothing crucial.
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