I like the first line of your hymn.
"And now for a sacred hymn I wrote myself ..."
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And it was spoke unto the People that in the time of BoB's coming there would be born an antithesis, the great and terrible Jimmy. And the faithful did wail in consternation for it was written that Jimmy was a false profit. And it was then that the awesome BoB did speak out and sayeth...
"Jimmy's a dickhead."
"Jimmy's a dickhead."
And the priests of BoB shall be called Bobbies (the wording in the scriptures here is a little vague, it might be that BoB spelled it with one less "b" but an additional "o". He was very clear that they should follow him everywhere.) and they should bounce in rejoicment whenever BoB is near.
It is customary for Bobbies to wear red hedgear and dress to remind every follower of the holy ketchup, and the more devout hides their yellow faces and hands as not to liken to mustard in any way.
It is customary for Bobbies to wear red hedgear and dress to remind every follower of the holy ketchup, and the more devout hides their yellow faces and hands as not to liken to mustard in any way.
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AdrianTheGeek
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But avast! This BoB is a false prophet, the Almighty Triangle is the one! For so it says:
He named BoB and Jimmy ascended from the depths of Squaredom(Triangle Hell) and cast fourth on these poor minifigs, but the great Triangle Warrior, Natalya the Great, draw fourth her sword and declare war on these blasphemists, not resting umtil every FoBoB is destroyed!
Praise the Triangle, and may the Triangle be with all the real followers of its greatness!
He named BoB and Jimmy ascended from the depths of Squaredom(Triangle Hell) and cast fourth on these poor minifigs, but the great Triangle Warrior, Natalya the Great, draw fourth her sword and declare war on these blasphemists, not resting umtil every FoBoB is destroyed!
Praise the Triangle, and may the Triangle be with all the real followers of its greatness!
Pah, these words mean nothing, for the Holy Triangle will protect us! We are not scared, for the Great 3 Triangles; The Holy Triangle, The Great Triangle, and the Almighty Triangle, will protect us! Pesgores is nearly the opposite of Jimmy, for he CREATED Squaredom, which Jimmy and BoB crawled out of, and Trianglenous(Triangle heaven), of where Natalya the Great descended from! We are not in fear, we AWAIT the final battle between FoBoB and Triangleists, which will decide the fate of minifigsm! And we acknowledge the existance of the IPU, or the many of them, and we know of their power nearly equal to The Great Triangle, and wish to ally, for the coming Brikwar which I am making right now, and it will be the FoBoB factions, the Triangleists/IPU(if they indded decide to ally), and the IPU factions(if they indeed decide nnot to ally) against! We will triumph!
I am still working on the battlefeild and troops, but here is what I got so far: (T)= Triangleism (FB)= FoBoB (B)= Brikthuluists
Tyronian army (T): Me
Mercs (T): ----
(Possibly) IPUists (T): AdrianTheGeek
Assirans (T): Natalya AF
Armed and Armored (FB): Silverdream
FoBoB (FB): Apellius
Peach Knight (FB): ----
Clowns (FB): ----
Citezens (Can be purswaded either way): ----
Great Trade Federation (Can be purswaded either way): ----
Brikthulu Cultists (B): ----
Tyronian army (T): Me
Mercs (T): ----
(Possibly) IPUists (T): AdrianTheGeek
Assirans (T): Natalya AF
Armed and Armored (FB): Silverdream
FoBoB (FB): Apellius
Peach Knight (FB): ----
Clowns (FB): ----
Citezens (Can be purswaded either way): ----
Great Trade Federation (Can be purswaded either way): ----
Brikthulu Cultists (B): ----
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