Avokhan Empire Update June 2014 PG. 3

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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by Zupponn » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:03 am

Avohkan
Avokhan
Avokaan
Avokaao
Avocaao
Avocado
The Avocados are secretly in charge of the empire. If they find out that we know, then they will kill us all.
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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by Ham » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:15 am

*sigh* Absolutely no one has been joining the Immortal Alliance lately. Everyone wants to defend their homes and have democracy and bla bla bla. Is no one man enough to go out and kick ass, drink booze, and fuck bitches? Anti Immortal is for pussies who play defense.
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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by Whiteagle » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:08 am

Ham701 wrote:*sigh* Absolutely no one has been joining the Immortal Alliance lately. Everyone wants to defend their homes and have democracy and bla bla bla. Is no one man enough to go out and kick ass, drink booze, and fuck bitches? Anti Immortal is for pussies who play defense.
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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by mercury19 » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:37 am

Ham701 wrote:*sigh* Absolutely no one has been joining the Immortal Alliance lately. Everyone wants to defend their homes and have democracy and bla bla bla. Is no one man enough to go out and kick ass, drink booze, and fuck bitches? Anti Immortal is for pussies who play defense.
I would join, but my friend already joined. And I can't very well be on the same team as my only opponent, now can I? :lol:

I have some other factions though, and at least one will be with the immortals!
Zupponn wrote:Avohkan
Avokhan
Avokaan
Avokaao
Avocaao
Avocado
It actually has nothing to do avocados. But that does work...

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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by sjosten » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:47 pm

I'm waiting until I know I'm actually ineresting before I join anyone.
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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by Kalvinator » Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:52 pm

Ham701 wrote:*sigh* Absolutely no one has been joining the Immortal Alliance lately. Everyone wants to defend their homes and have democracy and bla bla bla. Is no one man enough to go out and kick ass, drink booze, and fuck bitches? Anti Immortal is for pussies who play defense.
The New Coruscant Republic joined.
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Re: Avohkan Empire

Post by Rev. Sylvanus » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:09 pm

Hmmm, don't know how I overlooked these guys.

The minuses: The tank/APC is a little boxy and has exposed studs. The weaponry is clutch though.

The pluses: Black and Tan? Not too shabby; the color scheme has potential. The little flying interceptor is also clutch and sleek. Well done.
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:26 am

This is a very nice army, for some reason I feel the impulse to go to war with you, never mind I'm already stuck in some other war.
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by mercury19 » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:30 am

motorhead fan wrote:This is a very nice army, for some reason I feel the impulse to go to war with you, never mind I'm already stuck in some other war.
Ah, but this is not even their final form!

But real quick, what's up with this noob war? Who are the players, and what are their factions?
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:19 pm

I think it's Trattoria, Bavaria,Valoros, Denmark,Shadovia VS Phalek empire, Emeria, Empyra
Actually do you want to be allies? Imagine the power we could wield!!!
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by mercury19 » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:23 pm

motorhead fan wrote:I think it's Trattoria, Bavaria,Valoros, Denmark,Shadovia VS Phalek empire, Emeria, Empyra
Actually do you want to be allies? Imagine the power we could wield!!!
Are there peaches on either side? The Avokhan will not ally themselves with peaches. Or penises or negabloks.
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:34 pm

The side with Bavaria Denmark and all that have peaches
(My army aren't actually penises, it is just the name had to change due to Mike Rayhawk telling me off about the BBC)
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by mercury19 » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:04 pm

Oops I meant pwnies.
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by stubby » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:04 pm

motorhead fan wrote:My army aren't actually penises, it is just the name had to change due to Mike Rayhawk telling me off about the BBC)
I'd like to clear up a misconception. The word "phallus" means penis. The word "phallic," on the other hand, is used for symbols of masculine power and domination, such as swords, locomotives, intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles, and Washington Monuments. Phalek is a way more awesome name than you are giving it credit for.
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Re: Avokhan Empire

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:30 pm

Hey! I had no idea!!! (Natalya told me it meant dick)
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