Introduce yourself!

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:55 pm

Uh. I get the feeling he's been lurking for a bit... Beige Carpet Boy.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:58 pm

...it's Pedobeluganuker, I'm telling you! This time I'm right... maybe.

Post by **The Shadowscythe** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:11 am

jmatthew wrote:
Carpeticus wrote:Uhm... you were watching his wiener?
Warhead doesn't have a "wiener," as you call it. His username does not refer in fact to his cephalic region. He has a tool forged in the blazes of the tenth circle of Hell--a circle that was created solely because none of the previous nine were intense enough to accommodate its level of pure and absolute sin. It leaves mothers empty wastelands reminiscent of downtown Baghdad in place of vaginae. It has killed at least seven Greek gods. It is the reason Batman doesn't sleep at night. Its power level is over 9000. It has read and understands Finnegan's Wake. It likes long walks on the beach.

Warhead doesn't have a wiener - instead his zipper pulls down itself to reveal a third arm, holding a gun.

He does however have a sperm, one sperm - it's name is Rexy, it's a foot long, AND TRAINED TO KILL.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:48 am

Oh for grief sake!.. well, if you can't beat them...

Look away kiddies, mommy's going for a ride. Deploy the Mom Seeking Missile!

Post by **Vortai** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:48 am

* - Who are you?
I don't really know...

Its a mystery

* - Do I live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
I'm not a liberty to discuss that
<_<
>_>

* - Where do you come from?
Sydney
Australia...
Can't think of anything Inane to say here
*sigh*

* - What is your quest?
On this fourm?
get as many seal of approval as possible, except from Pedobeluganuker, my eyes burn every time I see one of those monstrosities
*shudder*

outside this form?
Rule the world

...
wait, scratch that its got Pedobeluganuker livin in it, not worth it

Post by **Carpeticus** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:24 am

Warhead wrote:...it's Pedobeluganuker, I'm telling you! This time I'm right... maybe.

Does he have beige carpet in his photos? ... don't we all?

Ross wrote:I get the feeling he's been lurking for a bit

Yes, yes I have been lurking, right under your feet.

Telcon wrote:Do hunters kill you then skin you, or are you actually flat already?

I can't help it, I was just woven this way.

Post by **501stCadians** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:07 pm

Vortai wrote: outside this form?
Rule the world ...
wait, scratch that its got Pedobeluganuker livin in it, not worth it

Beluga alt.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:34 pm

Or lurker looking for easy freebie points?

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:40 pm

...which fits into BelugaPoodlePukers needy mentality. Even the Newbiest N00b has more respect. Alt.

Now he's been spotted no doubt he'll try something else twice as dumb, oh here he is below, man this guy has a pattern that just never changes...

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:28 pm

Hi. This is kinda my first time on something like this.

* - Who are you?
I'm Nathan.
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
I'm only 13, soooo yeah, I guess I do live with the FBI.
* - Where do you come from?
Well, I come from Colorado.
* - What is your quest?
At this point? To have fun watching minifigs slaughter each other. Later? To conquer the world

I think this is what I was supposed to do first...

Post by **Zahru II** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:34 pm

What's with all the world-domination obsessed newcomers lately?

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:37 pm

You mean that there are others besides me? Darn. Now there's competition.

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:06 pm

Why was I a "God of Brikwars" but now I'm a "Demi-God of Brikwars"? Aren't demi-gods lower than gods?

EDIT: Who's "Pedobeluganuker"?

Post by **Zahru II** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:07 pm

Keep posting, it gets better

Also as a polite suggestion: avoid double posts.

Post by **Ex-Lep** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:07 pm

your rank goes down as you post more, untill you get a custom one.