Hand in Glove

[Silverdream]

Thanks guys.



???: Why you impudent piece of trash. I'll erase you from existence!

Silvadream: O yeah? I got a shield to protect me idiot. i'll use it to protect me and my friends 24/7 and all days of the week, bitch so you can shut your mouth closed and fuck yourself.



???: Have fun getting your shield back from the clothen void.



???: Maybe I'll force you to watch Hanako burn until I grow tired of it. Yes, that would be a fitting punishment. The stupid will watch his pathetic friend suffer for millions of years.



Silvadream: Boomerang rocket mode go!



???: Huh?



???: How can a mere mortal stand up to me?



???: How can this happen? How can this be?



Silvadream: Open ur eyes and maybe you'll see. when you trapped overwatch in a dimension made from his own fear you made it your own demise. for within overwatch lies a power you can never understand an emotion that only people who know can understand. True friendship. when in danger or strife, someone can always call upon their friends as an unlimited source of strength and powers. i am overwatchie's bfffl.

???: Still, you can't hope to defeat me.



Silvadream: of course not, not by mysefl.

???: Fool, nothing is more powerful than the fear and suffering that Hanako feels.

Silvadream: not with that attitude.





Silvadream: I have saved these cool ass anal disruptor blades for a special occassion cuz they are soo kewl.



Silvadream: OVERWATCH! SNAP OUTTA IT!



Silvadream: OVERWATCH! I AM HERE FOR YOU AS MORAL SUPPORT!



Silvadream: OVERWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!



Silvadream: I had reserved this for a kewl situation liek this were i would need to use cool even longer swords.



Silvadream: SPEACIEL MOVE: ANAL DISRUPTION PROLAPSE MODE!









???: Impressive, but Hanako is deaf to your cries. Even if you shut down those around her, she will always hear them in her head. What she thinks they're saying is even worse than what they are saying.

Silvadream: then if i can't free overwatch i will join overwatch. friends are always there for each other for ever for life.



???: Be my guest. Join her in her fear and suffering and see where it leads you.



Silvadream: ok



Silvadream: Overwatch, make room. I am coming to hang out with you for a while.



Silvadream: stupid fires. MOVE!



Silvadream: There we go.



Silvadream: overwatch, it's okay. I am here for u. I know u r going thru some tough stuff, but it's okay. everything will work out.





The flames stop.

???: No fucking way that stupid sappy bullshit actually worked. Are you fucking kidding me? This is so goddamn stupid. HE'S AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER, HANAKO. HE'S NOT EVEN THE REAL SILVADREAM.

Silvadream: Or am I? wooooooooooo.



Overwatch: Thank you Silva. I always thought that I was a coward for never being able to change my burns when others so easily changed themselves. The problem was never with them, it was me. I don't need to change anymore, because I'm okay with who I am. Plus, these scars are marks of my bravery and edginess.

???: Silvadream never even said that. All he did was say a bunch of meaningless shit like "I'm here for you". You infer way too much.



???: You know what? I have bullshit imaginary friends too. Kill them, Mari.



Mari Makinami: I cannot. They are too kawaii for me.



???: USELESS! Have fun in Overwatch's void!



Mari Makinami: That's rude.



The Unit-08 fires a bullet from it's massive rifle, aimed right at the evil Quantum Surfer.



???: *screams*



Overwatch: Okay, I think I'm good now. Let's finish this bitch off.

Silvadream: Awesome. just come to me if u ever feel bad or whatever. it helps to have a friend listen to ur problems.

Overwatch: I can feel the energy of other Quantum Surfers, and they're shipping us. Can you imagine? A god thousands of years old and a robot. That's just weird.

Silvadream: He-he, yeah, weird.



Overwatch & Silvadream: Super-best-friends-dual-attack-mode!



Silvadream: By the blades of booty bothered!

Overwatch: By my righteous fury!

Overwatch & Silvadream: By NuiXNonon, we shall destroy all in our way!



The two fly into the void.

[Overwatch_Elite]

liek if u cri errytime

[stubby]

Somehow, somewhere, I feel that the mere existence of this story is pwering up some evil pwny magic.

The beige carpet has always been the interdimensional medium between worlds, but what is the clothen void? Does it have special significance?

[Quantumsurfer]

liekd & subscrybd.

Somehow, somewhere, I feel that the mere existence of this story is pwering up some evil pwny magic.

The beige carpet has always been the interdimensional medium between worlds, but what is the clothen void? Does it have special significance?

Man, I hope so.

[Silverdream]

Somehow, somewhere, I feel that the mere existence of this story is pwering up some evil pwny magic.

The beige carpet has always been the interdimensional medium between worlds, but what is the clothen void? Does it have special significance?

I was thinking that the clothen void was the mark of Quantum Surfers meddling in places. For now though, I can't make up my mind.

[Zahru II]

This is walking on a fine line between incredibly stupid and utterly brilliant.

[Zupponn]

I think this is your best soap opera yet.

[Theblackdog]

[Silverdream]

???: Fools, my shield is impenetrable. You're still far weaker than I am.




???: And you're still afraid of fire.



Overwatch (thinking): Oh no, not fire. I can't dodge this.



Overwatch: *screams*



Silverdream: Firends always have each others backs thru and thru the thick and thin of it. there is no fire that cannot be snuffed by the shield of our friendship.



The fires explode, and Overwatch's fear dissipates.



???: Try as you may, my shield is impenetrable.

Overwatch: There's nothing I can't penetrate with enough effort!



Overwatch: At least not on the Shinji board.



???: Huh, what's this?



Overwatch: This is a pocket dimension where all of my abilities are infinitely more powerful.



Overwatch: Have fun getting your shield back from the void.



???: Even wi-







???: I still can summon fire, even if I'm weak here.



???: Wait, what are you doing?









Silvadream: Welcome to mai bord.

???: Great.



Silvadream: Too bad I don't have any red text to use left. ANAL DISRUPTOR BLADE, FLACCID SLAP.





Silvadream: Feel the slap of my sword as it slaps against you.



Silvadream: that is the power of booty bothered.



???: Alright, I'm done. Time to take off the child gloves.





???: How foolish, you're not a Quantum Surfer, you can't stop time if you want, can you? No you can't, because you're stupid and I hate you. I'm going to make you suffer so much that no amount of friendship or sappy bullshit feelings that you have can save you.





Overwatch: Oops, it slipped.



???: *frustrated growling* Time to show you the extent of my power.



???: HA! Now you are completely hopeless. No amount of will can destroy a sentient Universe that I completely control.



Overwatch and Silvadream hack and slash at the universe, but it's utterly pointless.

Overwatch: That's it, I guess we're beaten. GG, you win.



Silvadream: No overwatch never accept defeat. never give up never surrender do the impossible see the invisible row row fight the power if you can't do it no onw can. Gooooooo Overwatch!



Overwatch: You're right.



Overwatch focuses all of his willpower and imagination. He put all the anger and fear outside of him and draws all the determination he has from inside of himself.



Overwatch: I can defeat you.

???: You're a terrible universe, mine is much larger.

Overwatch: What I lack in girth, I make up for in length and stamina.



The two universes collide and shoot lasers and immense beams of energy at each other. Both of them focus on making their beams as powerful as possible and their enemies as weak. It's an eternal battle of will.



Silvadream: Damnit, this isn't working.



Overwatch: Don't worry, when you're inside me, anything is possible.



Overwatch: I have total control over physics here, just trust me.

Silvadream: I believe in you.



Overwatch: This is a blade that can cut universes.

Silvadream: ok. this will frustrate her and then the booty bothered will make her lose all her willpower because she'll be really mad.

Overwatch: Exactly, you're surprisingly knowledgeable about this stuff.



Silvadream: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Overwatch?: Stop Silvadream, I'm the real Overwatch. You're inside the bitch right now.



Silvadream: Hmm

Overwatch: Silvadream, don't be ridiculous. He's really just a creation of the ??? bitch. Why would I be in her yellow and blue universe?

Silvadream: HMMMMMM



Overwatch: What are you doing? Kill her while you still can.

Silvadream: I've reached a decision.



Overwatch?: Hey!



Silvadream: I'll shoot both universes and Overwatch. It's the only way to be sure.

Overwatch: This is stupid, even for you.

Silvadream: It is the only thing I know. sorry overwatches, you were good friends.









???: *Screaming Geometrically*

Silvadream: O, I guess that was single shot mode. Silly me.



The Overwatch scrambles to the Overwatch universe as the ??? universe implodes.











Overwatch: Now that I control you, I'll show Silvadream who you really are.



???: Alright, you win, Hanako. I'll let you live in peace with your fr-



The Quantum Surfer who's been tired and frustrated by this whole ordeal is easily erased from existence by Overwatch.



Silvadream: U did it. I new u could



Overwatch: Yes, yes I did. I guess the moral is that you can't beat people who are stronger than you unless you gang up on them with your friends, or at least your friend empowered by your imagination.

Silvadream: lol

MEANWHILE, ON A PLANE FAR AWAY



Vami IV: I can't sense her anymore.



Vami IV: It's as if Neco is dead. My poor little sister (who can't be this cute).

[Theblackdog]

Well that was one of the better soap operas on this board. Also dammit, now we have to make a whole new branch of kanon physics to explain how different dimensions have different colored carpets.

There's nothing I can't penetrate with enough effort!

[Tzan]

Well if beige carpet is the universal mark of pedophiles, perhaps other colors are for different sexual perversions.

[stubby]

This is walking on a fine line between incredibly stupid and utterly brilliant.

For as much effort as I put into trying to remember that middle-school narrative logic is at the heart of everything BrikWars aspires to be, I'd somehow lost sight of what that really means. It took this story from Silverdream to remind me of everything I'd forgotten. TRUE BRIKWARS

[Vami IV]

I'm anxious to see where this goes.

[Quantumsurfer]

So well done. What unutterable magnificence.

[vebulus]

Was the red text comment a reference to something?