Colette: Not quite dead yet!
Overwatch: But how? I thought the power of love would defeat you!
Colette: Fool! In this dimension, my asexuality powers are strong enough to overcome the little childish antics you call love.
Colette: Now Silvadream, you’ve really pissed me off.
Silvadream: uh oh, better get my shield.
Colette: TIRO FINALE!
Silvadream: ruh oh
Silvadream: oh noes i is flying into space. overwatch save me.
Colette: Now for you, Overwatch, I’ve saved something
very special.
Overwatch’s face contorts in shock as recognizes the object in Colette’s hand.
Overwatch: It can’t be!
Colette: The Trattorians are so tight-fisted about them, but a little hypnosis and some surreptitious Space Mafia pizza delivery trucks later, I got my hands on a genuine Scranton Reality Anchor. You know what these things can do.
Colette: Made specifically by the Trattorians to prevent Quantumsurfers and other reality-benders from interfering with their core worlds. They don’t deploy them offensively due to their prohibitive cost and difficult manufacture, and I’m sure the Council of Scientists is panicking right about now over this one.
Colette: As this activates, all anomalous activity within 50 meters will cease and we will both lose our powers as long as we’re within the SRA’s range of effect.
Colette: I’m just a minifig in a magical girl outfit if my quantumsurfer powers are taken away. But you, Overwatch, alias Hanako the burn queen...
Colette: Those burns you suffered in childhood would have been fatal were it not for your Quantumsurfer powers. You could heal them away entirely if you chose to shift your form, but you’re too insecure, and perhaps weak, to pursue that line of thought.
Colette: Without your quantumsurfer healing factor, that trauma is finally going to catch up with you. In other words, you will die here, Overwatch.
Colette: I could watch you burn, but I have more important business to attend to. After all, all's fair in love and war.
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