Here we see the candidate in her custom-made railroad car, giving a rousing speech to the assembled crowds! You can barely make out the end of the locomotive, which was coupled to her car for this leg of the trip. Behind, you can see some of the old wooden buildings that make up the slums...

During her campaign speech, the candidate announced that she was running on a platform of "No negativity, no mudslinging unless actual mud is thrown, no rules, no evil, no Negabloks, and no wars." When questioned about that last bit, she is reputed to have actually SCOWLED at the questioner, and then reply with her well known slogan, "Also, no consistency!" It is unknown what political party, if any, is backing her campaign. Rumors are floating around about who she will pick for her running mate or the members of her Cabinet should she win...*****



lol j/k

