How do I?

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Welcome to Thunderdumb Lite - Rulish Stuff

Post by mercury19 » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:16 pm

Welcome to Thunderdumb Lite, also known as the advice forum.

On the off chance that you have decided to use this forum, here are some, ahem, "rules"

As a moderator of this forum, I reserve the right to move any topic deemed truly worthy to the actual Thunderdumb. And do other moderator stuff. I'm not even sure what I can and can't do. So you of this forum will be my guinea pigs. :twisted:

If you have come here for actual advice, just remember that this is BrikWars. Don't expect everyone to respond seriously. Learn this well or be trapped in the troll-ception that is BrikWars.

Advice for every situation:

I have some advice that I believe can be applied to most of life.

FIRST! Watch Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann. All of it. Absorb every second of it, and learn well the lesson of Kamina. This is also useful if you're bored, because it is the best anime in existence.

SECOND! For relationship advice, or maybe affirmation, watch Scrubs. As befits a proper comedy/drama there is lots of relationship stuff. Most of it is really sound advice, if properly applied. And watching the characters make fools of themselves is a great way to brighten your mood.

That is all. I would like to apologize to dilanski for not consulting him, and will gladly submit to the will of the original moderator of this forum.
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Re: Welcome to Thunderdumb Lite - Rulish Stuff

Post by dilanski » Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:57 pm

Crikey. No idea what happened here, but we've crossed the finish (start?) line with the entire subforum the missing. Oh well, nothing of value lost. Surely one of you could get arrested, for hijacking a cargo freighter filled with Lego or something and need forum legal advice. Then we'd actually have a reason to moderate this place.

Anyway, we'll play moderation fast and loose, like a mid-day comfort wank in the library.

As one final rule, no matter what you may think, your [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS] are not the responsibility of this board. And if I may be so bold as to add, the forum in general. If you find yourself dumping your problems into threads on a regular basis, go sort your life out you useless NEET.

Let's just be clear, and define terms, problems suitable for the advice forum include:

What Anime Should I Watch? (Slightly redundant question, as see above, but a good example regardless)
What Classes Should I Take?
How Should I Stalk My Current IRL Shinji?
Who should I Call When I Find A Kilo Of Weed On The Street?

[WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS] on the other hand are entirely unsuitable to this forum, examples of which are:

Why Does No One Love Me?
Why Am I Useless?
Why Can't I Get A Job?

Basically, if you have a problem which is solved by applying yourself, just take it as a given that the solution is to get off the forum, and actually apply yourself.
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How do I?

Post by tahthing » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:03 pm

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Because you have created the first topic in this glorious sub-forum, I have blessed you with the answer to your problem. Behold, the no-nonsense GOATMAN!
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Re: Welcome to Thunderdumb Lite - Rulish Stuff

Post by Vami IV » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:47 pm

No more questions in this thread. Go make a new one. We must repopulate this desolate sub-farum!

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Re: How do I?

Post by stubby » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:39 pm

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Re: How do I?

Post by mercury19 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:13 pm

I probably put more effort into that than I should've. Thank you for being my first guinea pig tahthing.
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Re: How do I?

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:44 pm

Thanks tiny cactus, you're my one true motivation for everything in life.

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Re: How do I?

Post by Zupponn » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:39 am

But how?
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Re: Welcome to Thunderdumb Lite - Rulish Stuff

Post by The Shadowscythe » Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:20 am

Vami IV wrote:No more questions in this thread. Go make a new one. We must repopulate this desolate sub-farum!
And you must depopulate your anus but I don't see you NOT stuffing every phallic object you can find into it.
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Re: Welcome to Thunderdumb Lite - Rulish Stuff

Post by dilanski » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:32 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
Vami IV wrote:No more questions in this thread. Go make a new one. We must repopulate this desolate sub-farum!
And you must depopulate your anus but I don't see you NOT stuffing every phallic object you can find into it.
So that is why Vami has no lego.
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Re: How do I?

Post by tahthing » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:14 am

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Thank you. I'm glad my question could be answered. I am now at peace.
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How Should I Stalk My Current Shinji?

Post by Colette » Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:06 pm

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If I multiply her by her complex conjugate, will that make her real? :asterios:
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Re: How Should I Stalk My Current Shinji?

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:52 pm

You should forget nerd science and invent a science to bring 2d to life thanks in advance signed me

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Re: How Should I Stalk My Current Shinji?

Post by stubby » Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:15 pm

Colette wrote:If I multiply her by her complex conjugate, will that make her real? :asterios:
Mathematicians refer to this as a conjugal visit
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Re: How Should I Stalk My Current Shinji?

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:52 am

Mathematically, how would one "Tap that"?

Mathematically speaking of course.
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