SVN Silvawards 2015

[Silverdream]

Best Awards

-SVN Brikwards 2014

-Mike Rayhawk Award

-SVN Silvawards 2016

-The Oscars

SVN Brikwards 2014


Best Shitter

-Samuelzz10

-Silverdream

-TheShadowscythe

-Apollyon

Samuelzz10


Best Villain

-Magneto

-Vami_IV

-Knives Millions

-Colette

-Adolf Hïtler

-Pinkie Pie

Magneto


Best Dinosaur

-Ankylosaurus

-Iguanadon

-Triceratops

-Tyrannosaurus Rex

Ankylosaurus


Best Foreigner

-Duerer

-Zahru II

-Kaplan

-Warhead

-Zupponn

-Quantum_Surfer

Duerer


Most likely to accidentally get pregnant

-Overwatch_Elite

-Scratch

-Theblackdog

-Colette

Colette


Best Tank

-Kaplan

-Kaplan

-Apollyon

-Ben-Jammin

Kaplan


Most improved

-Silverdream

-Vami_IV

-Mike Rayhawk

Vami_IV


Best Historian

-Brikguy

-Silverdream

-TheBlackdog

-Overwatch_Elite

Brikguy & Overwatch_Elite


Most Scar Tissue

-Scratch

-M220

-Silverdream

-mgb519

Scratch


Best razgrizzly

-TheBlackdog

-Razgriz

-James+Burgundy

-Natalya

TheBlackDog


Best Gamemaster

-Arkbrik

-TheBlackdog

-Silverdream

-Vami_IV

TheBlackDog


Worst everything

-Olothontor

-Bragallot

-501stCadians

-Asterios

-Adolf Hïtler

-Insert_Blank

-Natalya

-Satan

-The Antichrist

-Chron_Johnson

They're all the same person.

[Silverdream]

Honestly, the toughest thing I had to choose was best Historian. Brikguy is very factually accurate, but Overwatch's codexes are really well written and get a lot of people into history.

[mgb519]

I wasn't even nominated for best gm....aw.

[Tzan]

I'm assuming that "Most Scar Tissue" means emotional scars.

[Tzan]

Here is my entry for
Best Joke 2015

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.

[Gorthaff]

This was never supposed to make any sense, right?

[Silverdream]

Here is my entry for
Best Joke 2015

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.

Too edgy for me, kid.

[stubby]

They're all the same person.

MIND = BLOWN

[Zahru II]

Best Joke 2015

Too soon!

Shame Duerer beat me in my category, but at least I lost to a worthy opponent.

This was never supposed to make any sense, right?

Just like real life oscars!

[Silverdream]

I've made a lot of jokes here tonight, and I think we've all had <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of fun. However, it's had to have fun without addressing reality. We need to talk about humanity's real monsters.

Olothontor, he seems like a pretty chill guy, right? Wrong! He stole all of Ross Varn's computers before hooking up with 501stCadians girlfriend with no prophylactic. Having gotten Blitzen pregnant, he decided to name this bastard child after a Doctor Who character. Ross_Varn threatened to press charges, but Olothontor's Dad was able to scare him into being quiet.

Natalya seems nice, doesn't she? I think she's about as nice as Eichmann. Natalya regularly targets the disabled on brikwars forums by blaring music. She also mocks the victims of police violence by making lego vignettes. Compared to her alt, Oloth she may be as harmless as a kitten, but every cult has it's own claws.

Insert_Blank is what I would call a pathetic bastard. He tries to circumvent my authority on anime and make me look weak, even though his disruptive opinions never succeed at anything but making himself look stupid.

501stCadians has never given me anything on steam. We both know I have steam, we both know that I like games. But he hasn't been able to put two and two twogether, possibly because he's fourgetful. I'd say he's one of my least fivourate Canadians.

People treat the Silvawards as some circlejerk where everyone can just have fun and touch someone else's weiner, but it's more than that. This is the last forum that's allowed to speak it's mind without fear of ban or editing. All the opinions and information in this forum is changed by me to be 100% correct. I'd say that there are only three people who you can completely trust on this forum. Me, Brikguy and Overwatch_Elite.

Mike Rayhawk, sometimes referred to as a golden god is corrupted, so that he is no more but a silver dream.

[cleanupcrew]

I'm a guy, Silva. An asexual at that, too.

[Tzan]

Here is my entry for
Best Joke 2015

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.

Too edgy for me, kid.

I thought you where in college now.

You see its really just a test of your own racism.
Any one of those people could have done the killings, but each person will think it was really just the one from the group the reader hates.

[Tzan]

Best Joke 2015

Too soon!

That's what the NRA said,
after each school shooting.

[Duerer]

Best Foreigner

-Duerer

-Zahru II

-Kaplan

-Warhead

-Zupponn

-Quantum_Surfer

Duerer

Wow, I kinda feel honoured.

[stubby]

A muslim a Sandwich Guy and a christian
walk into a newspaper office,
everyone dies.

Any one of those people could have done the killings, but each person will think it was really just the one from the group the reader hates.

Fucking newspaper offices, they can't be trusted!