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[RedRover]

Sorry for the delay, but this one goes to Zahru for the Lady of the Lake. Honourable mention goes to RedRover.

Mine was a blatant duerer rip-off

[RedRover]

"Although the diver was impressed with Pisoden's vast kingdom and beautiful mer-maidens, he rejected the proposal... pink is not his color

[Zupponn]

Clam: "You're in deep shit bro."

[Tzan]

Deadline's Sunday, yurop hours (GMT+1)

NorthKorean Neptune: "Surface worlder! as you can see I hold our latest technology, a Type 3 Dong, so four is a crowd, move along."

[Duerer]

"Sup gramps, may I lend that huge triple toothpick of yours?"

[Silverdream]

While the Merpeople lacked traditional genitalia, they had other ways to entertain visitors from the surface. Some said that they were starfish in bed, but mermaid girls knew how to use their clams.

[ikensall]

Tzan starts a sex toy fad...

Again.

[stubby]

NorthKorean Neptune: "Surface worlder! as you can see I hold our latest technology, a Type 3 Dong, so four is a crowd, move along."

Not a caption, but one of my favorite bits of Neptune trivia: modern Pagans believe that Neptune's trident really is a symbol of the triple dong, which he uses to boink the Triple Goddess. Archaeological records show that their made-up bullshit is actually not far from the truth for once - the earliest version of Neptune's trident was originally a magic dick with bull horns, the symbol of an earlier bull-horned Minoan sex god whom the Greeks turned into the Minotaur when they subjugated Crete.

So there you go; now whenever you see the trident you'll know what you're actually looking at is a weird ancient sex toy.

[Zahru II]

Tzan wins this round for being puerile yet also educational by coincidence

[Tzan]

Accidentally educational is the best kind of educational.

The name was based on the way the North Koreans name missiles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taepodong-2

[Tzan]

There were several options here.
Like Jake Gyllenhaal ass blasting two guys, but we have had too many ass images.
Bumble Borg or the stud cleaner guy. Or the guy not peeing in the river.

[Zupponn]

And you thought facehuggers were scary.

[Tzan]

For those who don't know.
The original image is from the Lego Jobs page.
http://www.lego.com/en-us/careers

It was fix'd by me.

[RedRover]

As we see here, the people of zebulus five are still capable of carrying out daily life, despite their hideous appearance.

[Tzan]

Friendly reminder: In January the northern hemisphere can be rather cold, so wear a jacket when you go outside.