RunsWithLegos wrote:...
Looks: as close to the minifig in my signature as possible.
Favourite type of weapon: a revolver and a bet/lead pipe
Personal Combat preferences: runns into CQB to beat the crap out of enemys, shoot if posible. he is also VERY fast.
How he ties in with your army: Merc that will work for any one. [favors the civillians]
he is also the (self proclaimed) arch enemy of the Vol.
Also are the super jews allys with the cultivillians?

Two Jaffa enjoying the evening guard something obscure as they wait for SG1 to come along and kill them...

A small ready voice of in the distance begins to get louder as it gets closer. It sounds like it's yelling "Wooooooooooo....!" ???

"...Hooooooo!" *Boink!* The Dimmie smacks one of the Jaffa in the head. Slightly Startled they reply...
"WTF Kree?!."

The Dimmie continues his assault. "Take that!" *Boink!* "And that!" *Boink!* "And this!" *Boink!*
"A kek hasshak. Ya duru!" Grumbles one of the Jaffa.
"n00b, Kree!" The other agrees.

The torrent of mental and physical abuse is unceasing...
"Take it Bitch!" *Boink* "TAKE IT!!!" *Boink!*
"Arik tree-ac te kek!!!" Shout the Jaffa.

Having soundly confused and slightly irritated the foe the dimmie takes off again looking for more victims to molest.
"Later Bitches!.."

Having stayed in one spot for too long he gats bored and runs off at speed laughing manically in a high pitched voice...
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"

Having noticed the audience the Dimmie makes enquiries as to who would like a square go.
"Do you want some of this motherfucka's?"

"I'll have you all!"
"Hasshak!" The Jaffa decide to act.



"Mikta!"
"Kree..." The other agrees.







