An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 4

[aoffan23]

Holy shit, how can you forget orders that involve a player leaving the game and, might I add, you responded to in posts?

Even orders to take me out of the game can't get obeyed.

In that case, here are my Turn 5 Orders

Have all remaining reinforcements come in, use the heroic feat of the leader to revive any dead Blokbots. They then all form up into a bloknuke and launch into the air, and hit the ground the next turn. The resulting explosion is a 100 d10 explosion and has this special rule:

It's a fucking nuke: No one's in a fridge, so you can consider them fucked. Even if a 1 is rolled on every die, it's still 100. So they're dead. And if they somehow miraculously survive, they die from cancer from the radiation. The end.


Oh calm down people, it's not like he's gonna do it.

[RagnarokRose]

It's a fucking nuke

Thank god. Make it end.

[Warhead]

Meanwhile, MiniWarhead spots the Immortal look alike and challenges him to an epic shoot out on the bridge. If he refuses, charge the castle (I don't care how far away he is; just get him there) and rip open the front door.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Do this Pandy before the nuke, if you have even a shred of coolness you'll see this is more important than most anything else.

[RJ]

Oh calm down people, it's not like he's gonna do it.

That might be because you left and then he gave Brikthulu and the BlokBots to me. I posted orders before anyone else.

[aoffan23]

Wait a sec...

So instead of following orders to create something that will add to the game, he gave the faction to someone else.


Does anyone else see something wrong with this?