WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES: PROFESSOR SHARKHEAD

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Post by Ogel96 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:03 pm

Some Sharkmen have appeared in Del and the free's campaigns. This has led to speculation...
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Post by RunsWithLegos » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:38 am

CONTACT CONFIRMED!
SharkHead is on Ajax-4!
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IT seems that one of the many SharkHead clones has awoken prematurely, this clone, which Ajax locals have dubbed "CloneHead" is working with the peaches invading the northern hemisphere.

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Post by Warhead » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:57 am

Immortal Task Force dispatched to bring back the clone for interrogation and eventual termination. Local forces who capture this individual meantime while be rewarded, those survivors allied with the Sharkhead Clone will also be taken for questioning and disposal.
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Post by solvess » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:42 pm

professor sharkhead has also been spotted on a small Amish planet that is known for its metal with amazing properties.
He killed a family there and is using there house to create a strange virus that will allow him to control whoever it infects and he is being helped by the local orc population that the humans are at war with.
We believe that he will use the virus to infect the humans so he can force them to mine the ore so he can make it into armor and weapons for his army. (sorry no picks need to get a new camera battery will be up asap.)
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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:52 pm

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Post by Warhead » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:55 pm

Sounds low key so far. A covert team lead by an Immortal will suffice. Dispatched. Hopefully a small team will bring about the end of Prof Sharkhead once and for all!

[Guys, if any of this stuff being used for reported battles etc then it might be an idea to attach them to the Wiki under the Immortal War. Just an idea].
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Post by Natalya » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:48 pm

His crimes are nothing compared to those of...


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DUN DUN DUN




GENERAL CLAMFACE NIXON



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Post by trebnos1 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:32 pm

I think the Legavan Imperium is going to sit this one out. Far away. Under a rock.

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Post by Warhead » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:00 pm

:lol: :D

The entire Brikverse is in pearl! It's a major Clamity... yup, that's plenty. :wink:

A pair of googly eyes would make this mini-fig even better.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:05 pm

Initial reaction- Back. Away. Slowly.
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Post by Silent-sigfig » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:44 pm

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Post by RunsWithLegos » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:06 pm

Warhead wrote:Immortal Task Force dispatched to bring back the clone for interrogation and eventual termination. Local forces who capture this individual meantime while be rewarded, those survivors allied with the Sharkhead Clone will also be taken for questioning and disposal.

Cool! does that mean i can have one or more immortals in my battles?

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Post by Warhead » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:52 am

If you like, yeah.

Immortal Troops normally wear black and have normal conventional stats (TerrorKhan are better) but good equipment and the Immortals themselves are individuals of any colour and type with much better stats and 2 to 3 wounds but there is only a few of them. Maniacs have 3 wounds, better armour saves but lesser skill dice (1D6) as they are dumb.
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Post by GrafZeppelin » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:30 am

Possible siting of the actual Dr. Sharkhead reported. Investigation cannot take place until the Defense of Sandy Tails is over. Subject has been described as "suspiciously cooperative in questioning". Subject was apprehended at a local 24/7 QuickShop Gas Station buying "one of those hotdogs from the rotating hotdog thing, a charleston chew, and a pack of cigarettes".

Unfortunately, due to Gordanian Law Enforcement being totally uncorrupt in any way, it appears they may release him because "he seems nice".

Advice requested.
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Post by Elmagnifico » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:52 pm

For the good of the universe, the Gamma Corps wishes to report that Professor Sharkhead has been spotted on Cobalt, one of the Gamma Corps' new home-worlds. Initial reports from Codename: Wiretap indicate this clone is working on Telekinetic Chessmen the size of a Mecha. No image confirmation thus far.
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