Evolution

[OREMAWESOME1234]

I raise my hand for shooting snakemittens and I roll a 10 for scavinging

[stubby]

Do you even have a d20? You're just making up numbers.

by the way I want you guys to know that the second 20 for my last orders was to grow a calvelry saber out of my wrist

Unfortunately for you, this 20 came after the decision was made to flip your cheater die rolls, so it's effectively a 1.

You succeed in growing a calvelry saber, but in the process it severs all the arteries in your wrist. You bleed out and die within minutes, flailing your blade arms uselessly. In your last fading seconds of consciousness, you also poop your pants.

Or at least that's how it would go, if I were GM....

[Massam]

If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.

[RJ]

Hmmm...

I decide to arrive from a AFK sleep and follow the others into the cykronium cache. I lick some in hope of getting a power level of
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!

14

[OREMAWESOME1234]

Hmmm...

I decide to arrive from a AFK sleep and follow the others into the cykronium cache. I lick some in hope of getting a power level of
OVER NINE-THOUSAND!

14

I lick it too. 12 rolled

[Warhead]

If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.

[aoffan23]

If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.

[SnakeMittens]

To clear this up, I hadn't even HEARD of PEDONUKER until you people started talking about that, and I'M NOT A MUTANT!!! I am wearing the armored suit (which is to protect me from the radiation and the Korban) and holding the OTC.

I get up off the floor after passing out and tell you people that I was one of the primary scientists working with the cykronium.

I roll an 18.

Edit: Then I realize that you are all in the cykronium stash. I pass out again. Rolled a 4.

[aoffan23]

The point of this game is to be a mutant....

Okay, Oreo and Mittens have stupidified this game.

[SnakeMittens]

To make you happy, I then die from overexposure to cykronium. Rolled an 11.

[Scottsamn]

Just to be safe, I shoot his corpse in the head. And you could be lieying about not being pedo-nuker, which would be as simple as saying you arn't. If this seems like a witch hunt, it is.

[BFenix]

Just to be safe, I shoot his corpse in the head. And you could be lieying about not being pedo-nuker, which would be as simple as saying you arn't. If this seems like a witch hunt, it is.

Burn the witch, purge the pedo!

[naussica]

If you were GM, I would be begging you to let me play.

Like I've said before, anyone can join. I'll put you in the game at a certain point.

Now onto the game.

Scott shoots the last soldiers corpse in the head one time to make sure it's dead and follows the group. "I'm back baby!" yells a familiar voice. "RJ!" yells Tom. "It's about time." Orem searches again, but finds nothing of interest. The group walks into the cykronium cache. Suddenly, Orem's pocket starts glowing. Orem takes out the cykronium. The cykronium in the room begins to glow until, POW! The group experiences a huge flash of light. Everyone feels stronger. Think of it as a level up. Everyone's strength, endurance, dexterity, perception, intelligence and charisma goes up. Only I really need to know the stats. Everyone feels really refreshed for some reason. After further inspection, They find that their wounds have healed! ZZZAAKK! The group goes into a new hall out of the stash and find a group of five vampires, five screechers and five soldiers teleport in. There are also ten dead bodies.

[OREMAWESOME1234]

I shoot at the lights / shoot at something that makes <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of noise. 18 rolled

[SnakeMittens]

I AM FUCKING 12!!! How am I supposed to be a pedo?!!!