A Normal (Miserable) Day on Trot-Ski II

[Cpt. Zipps]

Trot-Ski II is the worst planet in all of the U.S.S.S.R. Most troops who are assigned there are ones who performed extreme acts of cowardice on the field of battle. An average day is so cold that your piss freezes before it leaves the tip of your dick. let's see what's going on there now...




The base is quiet... and cold.



"Do you think that re-supply will ever come?"



"Why did I get stuck with heavy lifting#^%@!@!#!"





The commander, enjoying a nice cup of wodka.




Out of the snow, two men run in, firing.



"Vat's dat noiz?"






SNIPER




ENGINEER



*BOOM* the radar is gone!






"Don't even breath, ass-hat"



SARGE



A quicker cossack mobilizes and hits one of the attackers.



"Son of a bitch!" yells the man, as the machine gunner shoots to kill.









MEDIC




HEAVY




"GET SOME!"





One's getting away!



"AAAAAIIIGHHHH"




COMMANDO




The cossack's leader finally gets into gear.



...




...Oh, carry on.




ASSASSIN




"Done up there?"



"One sec."




Alright I'm done in 3,2,1...





DEMOLITIONS




Left to Right: Sniper, Heavy, Medic, Demolitions, Engineer, Assassin, Commando, Sarge.


These are the Deathworld Legionnaires, the l337est mercenaries who specialize in fucking your shit up. the were oncea group of EnCor commandos, but a fixed crash landing on the harsh desert planet Nam-Ib changed them into the most effectie 8-man team in the galaxy. call them what you will, The A+ Team, The InExpendables, whatever, they're the best infantry in the galaxy and they're here- with Al-Kind-of.

Led by Nathaniel Pyrrus (I hope someone gets the joke with that) they'll be in a base near you... right now... killing your dudes.

[Magic Soap]

Meh, it's half battle report, half showcasing a new force... still, pretty funny...

[Warhead]

@Zipps: I like your style.

[Cpt. Zipps]

@Soap:


Ah, but it's not a battle report since it was never even a fight:D

[RagnarokRose]

Oh. Damn. Great intro, mate. Epic looking gear.

[solvess]

Agreed the weapons are great, and ross how do you get all your avatars are the pictures from something on the internet, or do you draw them?

[RagnarokRose]

I'll usually page through the Extras section on some of my favorite more well-established webcomics to find something appropriate. They have some cool stuff...

[The_Junkman]

seems kinda... Team fortress like.

[solvess]

is there something wrong with that? is there is I have always hated that avatar.

[The_Junkman]

is there something wrong with that? is there is I have always hated that avatar.

I have no problem with them being team fortress like. I love team fortress. I just wanted to know if that's where he got his inspiration for the minifigs. Also I think you mean "If there is" not "is there is" also, I've only been around the board for a week or so.

[RunsWithLegos]

Question! what is it, exactly, that i have to deal with?

[BFenix]

is there something wrong with that? is there is I have always hated that avatar.

I have no problem with them being team fortress like. I love team fortress. I just wanted to know if that's where he got his inspiration for the minifigs. Also I think you mean "If there is" not "is there is" also, I've only been around the board for a week or so.

1 week and already eye sparkling with others, don't do that to much around here

[The_Junkman]

Question! what is it, exactly, that I have to deal with?

I just made it that because people kept complaining because I use mega blocks, so I made this my avatar.

[RunsWithLegos]

oh, makes sense.

[solvess]

I just made it that because people kept complaining because I use mega blocks, so I made this my avatar.

there's nothing wrong with using megablocks... as long as you destroy them.