Roll To Dodge: The Infinity Sword

[aoffan23]

Screw this.

I climb down the ladder to the lower floor, VERY CAREFULLY. I cut Ross' corpse up into chunks to distract enemies with, and put them in the pouch with the living food in it.

I cook some of it with my laser pistol and eat it, hoping to gain some HP back.

[RagnarokRose]

My ghost goes ape over this, beating Aoffan over the head with a spectral blade.

[Coximind]

I try to make a plastic shield again.

[aoffan23]

My ghost goes ape over this, beating Aoffan over the head with a spectral blade.

What seems to be the problem, Ross?

[Warhead]

I start looking for some beer, me and aoffan shall settle our differences by getting pished and telling outrageously true stories until the wee hours of the morning that would make a prostitute blush.

[aoffan23]

I start looking for some beer, me and aoffan shall settle our differences by getting pished and telling outrageously true stories until the wee hours of the morning that would make a prostitute blush.

Sounds like a plan.

[Warhead]

Next time I start arguing over something that isn't real just fuck the FBI.

[aoffan23]

Well, I do have a thing for older women.

[Warhead]

Aah, I see my influence on the young is finally paying off.

[Arkbrik]

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock: I pick up my pistol and enter Cargo 1

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock trips over his Small Robot and hits the floor face first, taking 4 damage.

Spaceman Brik: I follow him.

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

Following SpaceEngineer Keldoclock's example, Spaceman Brik throws himself onto the floor. He takes 6 damage as his skull cracks. He dies.

Lord Aoffan: I climb down the ladder to the lower floor, VERY CAREFULLY. I cut Ross' corpse up into chunks to distract enemies with, and put them in the pouch with the living food in it.

I cook some of it with my laser pistol and eat it, hoping to gain some HP back.

Result: 2 - Fail

Lord Aoffan climbs down to the lower floor and starts chopping up Sah Ross' Corpse. He is unskilled at butchery, it seems - instead of producing any useful Chunks he just deals 3 damage to the Corpse.

Mastah Coximind: I try to make a plastic shield again.

Result: 2 - Fail

Discouraged by his earlier failure, Mastah Coximind lacks the motivation to attempt another Shield.

Sir Warhead: I start looking for some beer, me and aoffan shall settle our differences by getting pished and telling outrageously true stories until the wee hours of the morning that would make a prostitute blush.

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

Sir Warhead has had it with Lord Aoffan. He climbs after him to settle the dispute in a more physical way.

ROLL TO DODGE!

Result: 5 - Epic Success

Lord Aoffan avoids Sir Warhead's fist and fucks his mom. Sir Warhead calms down.

The following items are in the corridor:
Sir Naussica's Corpse

The following items are in the engine room:
Sah Ross' Corpse (3/6)
Spaceman Brik's Corpse
2 Swords
2 Laser Pistols
2 Diamonds
2 Ration Bars
1 Beamsaber
1 Infinity Sword Map
1 Table Chunk
1 Purse With 76 Gold Coins
1 Container With 10 Gold Coins

Lord Aoffan
HP: 1/8
Combat Damage: D6/D6
Inventory: Sword, Laser Pistol, Loyal Dog Wearing Bone Dog Armor, Suit Of Armor (4/6), 6 The Running Spider's Eyes, Lifelike Decoy, Mysterious Device (00:58:11), Purse With 6 Living Pieces Of Food and Purse With 20 Gold Coins

Mastah Coximind
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: 2 Daggers, Longbow, Quiver With 20 Arrows, Spaceman Helmet (3/6), Leather Armor, Shield, Lighter and Hairspray (1/6)

Sir Warhead
HP: 4/8
Combat damage: D6/2D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Sword, Two-handed Axe, Shield, Suit Of Armor, Diamond and 2 Purses With 10 Gold Coins Each

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock
HP: 2/6
Combat damage: D6
Inventory: Small Robot and Container With 10 Gold Coins

There is one spot available!

[Warhead]

Go to Engine room, pick up Laser Pistol and Ration Bar. Eat Ration Bar, do not eat pistol.

[casundrud]

Can I be in as SpaceDude Kol?

[Arkbrik]

SpaceDude Kol
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Medkit and Container With 10 Gold Coins

Another Spaceman comes through the door to Cargo 1. Just like SpaceEngineer Keldoclock he is quite dizzy at first, but he soon remember his name to be Kol.

Post your action.

[Keldoclock]

Enter Engine room. Pick up Beamsaber, Laser Pistol, and add 86 gold coins to my Container.

Eat my newly-gained Ration Bar

[OREMAWESOME1234]

you died.