Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:33 pm

I guess I didn't make this clear. There are no shoppers. The store is empty, except for Warhead, naussica, and Lt. Krus, formerly known as the groaning guy.

Anyways,
Krus
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Balisong

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:46 pm

PARTY!!!! WRECK AND LOOT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!!!

You Yanks have guns in your shops, so look for guns too. I also wonder, is there any fuel? Something highly flammable. I have some unfinished business with a barman that thought shooting at me was a survivable idea.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:54 pm

I search for some guns. That asshole bartender is gonna get it!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:16 pm

Turn 10:

Warhead:
EAT THE FROZEN KEBABS! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! (4)

PARTY!!!! WRECK AND LOOT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!!!

(3)You Yanks have guns in your shops, so look for guns too. (2) I also wonder, is there any fuel? Something highly flammable. I have some unfinished business with a barman that thought shooting at me was a survivable idea. (2)

Warhead eats the Frozen Kebabs, regaining 1 HP. He then loots the place, finding much stuff that is completely useless, so he drops it. He then looks for guns and some highly flammable fluids, but can't find either.

ikensall:
I pick up the first aid jit and use it on my wounds (5) (how many uses does it have?).

ikensall walks up the stairs and picks up the First Aid Kit, bandaging himself up neatly, gaining 7 HP.

Krus:
I go over to a shopper and threaten them with a butterly knife for credits. (2)

The groaning man recovers rather quickly, and remembers that his name is Krus. He then decides to mug some shoppers, but can't find any.

naussica:
I search for some guns. (1) That asshole bartender is gonna get it!

naussica can't find any guns, same as Warhead, and so wanders off to the tool section and hangs up his Crowbar.

Uh-oh. There is a siren, all the lights turned on, and there is a red flashing light outside. What have you done, Warhead!

*-----*

naussica
HP: 4/8
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits

Warhead
HP: 6/8
Combat Damage: 1-3 (Fork)
Inventory: Bottle of Maniac Beer(4/6 uses), Fork, Wallet with 10 credits

ikensall
HP: 8/8
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Knife or Head on Rope)
Inventory: Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, First Aid Kit

Krus
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Balisong

*-----*

The following items are in the Broom Closet:
2 Brooms
Vacuum
Mop
Bucket on Wheels
Sponges
Cabinets

The following items are in the Supermarket:
Stuff (say what, and I will figure out whether it would be in there or not)
Box of Toilet Paper
Crowbar

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:49 am

It is a well known fact that Superstores have alcohol in them, this being the case then I think most of the loot would have been sampled during the wrecking and looting, which means I am a wrecked drunk as all fuck Warhead.

I'll accept they had no bottles of spirits or lighters which would have served my purpose.

The red lights only herald the pain to come. Stroll out the front laughing and shout at the cops. "Ok! Which one of you pretty princesses wants to dance?!" That should buy some time for everyone else to fuck off out the back.

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:17 pm

Look for guns then follow Warhead and flip aroung my Bailsong at the cops threateningly.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:30 am

Turn 11:

Warhead:
It is a well known fact that Superstores have alcohol in them, this being the case then I think most of the loot would have been sampled during the wrecking and looting, which means I am a wrecked drunk as all fuck Warhead. (1)

I'll accept they had no bottles of spirits or lighters which would have served my purpose.

The red lights only herald the pain to come. Stroll out the front laughing and shout at the cops. "Ok! Which one of you pretty princesses wants to dance?!" (6) That should buy some time for everyone else to fuck off out the back.

Warhead gets +1 Combat Damage!

Warhead is not drunk at all, due to the lack of alcohol in the store. He still manages to stroll right through the glass front of the store, doing 1 damage. He then shouts, "Ok! Which one of you pretty princesses wants to dance?!" A large, intimidating robot steps out of the darkness and says,

Code: Select all

Charges: 
Vandalizing Government Property
Consumption of Illegal Substances
Possession of Illegal Substances
You Are Under Arrest By Three Counts

Krus:
Look for guns then follow Warhead and flip aroung my Bailsong at the cops threateningly. (6)

Krus gets +1 Combat Damage!

Krus follows Warhead by making his own hole, doing 1 damage. He then flips around his Balisong, doing a further 1 damage by stabbing himself and not intimidating the Enforcer at all.

Code: Select all

Charges:
Consumption of Illegal Substances
Possession of Illegal Object
Self-Inflicted Harm
Resisting Arrest
You Are Under Arrest By Four Counts

naussica stares at his Crowbar.

ikensall stares at the wall of the Broom Closet.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 4/8
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits

Warhead
HP: 5/8
Combat Damage: 1d4 (Fork)
Inventory: Bottle of Maniac Beer(4/6 uses), Fork, Wallet with 10 credits

ikensall
HP: 8/8
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Knife or Head on Rope)
Inventory: Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, First Aid Kit

Krus
HP: 4/6
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Balisong

*-----*

Enforcer
HP: 12/12
Combat Damage: Stun (Arm Cannon)
Can only be harmed by Electronic Weapons

*-----*

The following items are in the Broom Closet:
2 Brooms
Vacuum
Mop
Bucket on Wheels
Sponges
Cabinets

The following items are in the Supermarket:
Stuff (say what, and I will figure out whether it would be in there or not)
Box of Toilet Paper
Crowbar

The following Items are on the Street:
Enforcer

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:35 pm

Can only be damaged by... oh, we'll just see about that.

Ok, take a long pull at the Maniac Beer (two uses) before jumping onto the Enforcers back. Use the fork by jamming it into a handy crevice or gap and prize some of that nice chrome armour off. Then piss into the hole. Fuck you robot pig! FUCK YOU!!!

Someone want to distract it and give it something else to worry about other than just me?

Post by **ikensall** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:15 pm

Lets take a trip to the supermarket

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:57 pm

Get alcohol and get in a drunken rage. Fins tazors in the self defence department and stun that bitch!

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:05 pm

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Grab my mother fucking crowbar and kill the damn enforcer. He should kill the bartender not us!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:35 am

Turn 12:

Warhead:
Can only be damaged by... oh, we'll just see about that.

Ok, take a long pull at the Maniac Beer (two uses) (6) before jumping onto the Enforcers back. Use the fork by jamming it into a handy crevice or gap and prize some of that nice chrome armour off. (4) Then piss into the hole. Fuck you robot pig! FUCK YOU!!! (3)

Someone want to distract it and give it something else to worry about other than just me?

Warhead gets +1 HP!

Warhead goes into a Maniac Frenzy and punches Krus in the face, doing 1 damage. He then jumps onto the Enforcer's back and manages to pry off a piece of armor. He then pisses into the hole, shocking himself and doing 5 damage.

The Enforcer is none too happy, and charges up its Arm Cannon.

ROLL TO DODGE! (6)
Warhead gets +1 Combat Damage!

Warhead jumps off the Enforcer's back and knocks himself out.

ikensall:
Lets take a trip to the supermarket

(4)

ikensall walks into the Supermarket.

Krus:
Get alcohol and get in a drunken rage. Fins tazors in the self defence department and stun that bitch! (5)

I already established that there are no weapons or alcohol in the store. But, Krus manages to find an Extension Cord.

naussica:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Grab my mother fucking crowbar and kill the damn enforcer. (4)He should kill the bartender not us!

naussica grabs his Crowbar and charges outside, whacking the Enforcer a few times and doing 4 damage.

The Enforcer charges up its Arm Cannon again.

ROLL TO DODGE! (2)

naussica gets blasted by the Arm Cannon, stunning him for 2 turns.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 4/8
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
STUNNED (2)

Warhead
HP: 1/9
Combat Damage: 1-5 (Fork)
Inventory: Bottle of Maniac Beer(2/6 uses), Fork, Wallet with 10 credits

ikensall
HP: 8/8
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Knife or Head on Rope)
Inventory: Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, First Aid Kit

Krus
HP: 4/6
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord

*-----*

Enforcer
HP: 7/12
Combat Damage: Stun (Arm Cannon)
Can only be harmed by Electronic Weapons

*-----*

The following items are in the Supermarket:
Stuff (say what, and I will figure out whether it would be in there or not)
Box of Toilet Paper

The following Items are on the Street:
Enforcer

Post by **ikensall** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:01 am

I pick up an electric razor.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:39 pm

AH-HAHAHA! This is great!

Ok, I'm unconscious so you'all will just have to survive long enough until I come round. Might I suggest... um, no... um, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:59 pm

Crap, I'm stunned.