Turn 1
Rebel threw a stick of dynamite at the watchers, but didn't throw it far enough.
Timmy reached the first turn.
Kaboom.
The peaches were outraged by the murder of the only peach that was let into the crowd of yellows
The viking shot his chain at the Rebel, but didn't overcome her armour.
The Trophy for the first place winner appeared on the track.
A drill worked it's way out of the ground.
Terrorists have appeared on the racetrack.
Turn 2
The timmybomb went off as the soldiers drove past it, damaging them and knocking them off course.
The rebel was out of range of the viking's chain.
The Bowcar's sideseat jumped onto Gone Postal, and Postal's target was out of her range. The CP decided to take the wider turn, to heal some health.
The purple clothed terrorist attempted to push over the peach's stands, but only pushed himself backwards.
The peach sniper shot at the Rebel and angered the entire crowd.
They terrorist with the rockets failed to hit the Boxcar Revenge.
Timmy has gotten a fan
Turn 3
The soldiers went over a second timmybomb.
The chainsaw was started up.
And its user was knocked off the car by a roll of one.
The peach with a tophat pushed over the unarmed one to shoot at the rebel. Thier sniper shot at the firewoman, but failed to kill her.
When she returned fire her gun jammed (roll of 1), so she decided to check it.
The fates of the zombies
The civil protect targeted their riot control at the peaches.
The terrorists picked a new target.
Timmy, having been creeped out by his new fan, got shot at.
With a roll of 16, the OTC was stolen.
Overview:
Car: places/speeds/health
Gone Postal: 4th/10"/15
Civil Protection: 6th/12"/6
Soldiers: 1st/8"/9
Boxcar Revenge: 5th/12"/18
Rebel 3: 2nd/12"/7
Raging Viking: 3rd/10"/ 8
Timmy's Rocket Wheelchair: 7th/6"/8
