Roll To Dodge: Wyrmthax The Dreaded (Hero 2/5)

Post by **Rody** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:12 pm

alright, let's move on.

Post by **aoffan23** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:34 pm

[Terribly sorry for the lack of orders, I don't really have an excuse for it. So let's move on, shall we?]

Sir Loristrang only kills when he needs to.

Pick up two of the shortswords and tuck them inside my tunic, then follow where the other two are going.

Post by **Mr. FudgeDaRules** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:40 am

Really? No one wants to loot the bodies? Well, I post the next turn early tomorrow.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:05 am

Um, me Thorg shall eat da' bodies... err, nooooe, me no eat bodies, that bad. Me loot, yeh, dat's it, me loot da' bodies. What loot mean? Do I make sex muzac noaw?

Post by **Mr. FudgeDaRules** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:52 am

Sir Alex and Sir Trisold continue down the path.

Sir Loristrang

aoffan23 wrote:Pick up two of the shortswords and tuck them inside my tunic, then follow where the other two are going.

|5|
You do just that, and continue down the road.

Just so y'all know, what Sir Thorg is doing is the best way to go through this particular RTD
Sir Thorg

Warhead wrote:Um, me Thorg shall eat da' bodies... err, nooooe, me no eat bodies, that bad. Me loot, yeh, dat's it, me loot da' bodies.

|5|
You proceed to loot the bodies. On them you find:

3 purses, with 7gp, 13gp, and 8gp.
2 big strips of flavorless meat.

You all can divvy this up as you wish, but Sir Thorg currently has possesion of the items.
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You move on. As people prefer action over boring walks, I'll just skip to a few more miles ahead, where you find a cult (big cult). It looks very intelligent,.... and VERY hungry. It looks at you as if it sees a rare meal. It doesn't take hostile action immediately, but it very well might if you make a wrong move.
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Sir Trisold
HP = 6/6
Equipment:Longsword|E|, Shield|E| Chain Mail armor 100%|E|, Empty purse

Sir Thorg
HP = 8/9
Eqiuipment: Brainbiter(battleaxe)|E|, Chain Mail armor 96%|E|, Empty purse, 3 purses (7gp, 13gp, 8gp), 2 big strips of meat

Sir Alex
HP = 6/6
Equipment: Crossbow|E|, Shortsword, Crossbow Bolts (19), Chain Mail armor 100%|E|, Empty purse

Sir Loristrang
HP = 6/6
Equipment: Unknown to all but himself, except for two shortswords tucked inside of his tunic.
But he does have boots that glow an interesting color, and a leather tunic that seems...off
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Orders.

EDIT: Forgot to give Sir Loristrang his shortswords. That's fixed now.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:11 am

Thorg eat tasteless stuff, not eat gold, gold give Thorg bad wind, last time Thorg eat gold he fart and shoot mayor, got banished from tribe... where others go?.. Thorg follow.

Post by **aoffan23** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:26 pm

Dammit Thorg, feet the meat to the cult.

Then ride kitteh like horseh to land of rainbows :3

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:20 pm

...h'urm.. whoa-kay-dokay! *squish!* ...um...

Post by **Mr. FudgeDaRules** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:18 pm

I mean seriously. How obvious do I need to make it?

Post by **Rody** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:47 pm

You know, I decided not to loot because, well, I'm supposed to be a knight right? nobility.
why the hell should we need to touch low life scum that needs to steal or work for their money.

Is the cult looking at anyone in particular? if he looks at me hungrily I'm gonna draw my sword.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:22 pm

I say something along the lines of "Here kitty kitty kitty, nice kitty."

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:57 am

[So much for everyone likes combat and not long walks then. What that means is everyone likes EASY combat and roughing up the local bandits but not the big stuff, wot a band of adventuring pussies].

Whoa-kay den... I throw da rest of da meat at dat darn cult. And ready Brainbiter slow like so as noe to make him a scardy cult. If he attacks den I have dibs on a new shiny fur coat.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:26 pm

[Note to warhead: I'm attempting to anger the frigging cult.]

Post by **aoffan23** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:02 pm

[Combat is fun, but I just think we could all benefit from something bigger like this cult, so we can take on even BIGGER stuff.]

Keep my hands ready to draw. If it attacks, tame it.

Post by **Rody** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:37 am

[I actually wanted to attack the cult in an attempt to turn it into some sort of beef jerky, but then I read (big cult) and figured it was the size of a liger, or more...]

realising I didn't eat much before I also start looking at the cult hungrily.