Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:01 pm

It's poltergeist, and no. You had a week to post orders.

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:58 pm

I laugh at Ikensall's corpse, kick it and spit in the enforcer's eye.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:41 pm

I continue to fake being asleep. When the enforcer least expects it, WHAM! Crowbar fury!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:32 am

Turn 22:

Warhead: I unconsciously piss in the enforcers face. There's in the menacing eye for you pal. (6)
Warhead gets +1 HP!

Warhead's bladder was full up and then some from all the alcohol he consumed in the bar, causing him to pee through his pants and into the Enforcer's eye.

Krus: I laugh at Ikensall's corpse, kick it and spit in the enforcer's eye. (1)

Krus finds the spectacle of ikensall's Corpse to be so hilarious that he knocks himself out with laughter.

naussica: I continue to fake being asleep. When the enforcer least expects it, WHAM! Crowbar fury! (2)

naussica falls asleep.

The Enforcer, seeing that everyone is unconscious, picks them up and carries them into a large, grey, windowless building.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 3/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Warhead
HP: 3/12
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Krus
HP: 4/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Bottle of Maniac Beer(1/6 uses), Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD
UNCONSCIOUS

*-----*

Enforcer
HP: 11/12
Combat Damage: Stun 1d6 Turns (Arm Cannon Setting 1)
Inventory: Warhead, naussica, Krus

*-----*

The following items are inside the Large, Grey, Building:
Enforcer
naussica
Warhead
Krus

There is still one spot available!

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:21 pm

Wake up ans use first aid kit on myself.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:22 pm

In a matter of mere minuets I have become an ever growing creature with as many base hit points as an Enforcer. Puzzled I shall try to force my body to regenerate it's hit points. It seems the longer I wait the stronger I shall be, and the more able to win in hand to hand combat with these robots. Besides, I need to let my pants dry, how embarrassing.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:33 pm

In reality, you've gotten ten sixes over the course of the game.

Post by **neersighted** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:55 pm

Hello guys, I would like to claim this open spot. Also, Snake, could you give me a (very sharp) pair of letter openers.

(as a side note, Snake and I live in the same town, and go to school together, so I may just give orders directly to him)

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:56 pm

I copy and paste the orders, so you'll have to post them on the thread.

Edit:
neersighted
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: (Empty)

You will have nothing when I put you into the game, as it won't fit with the storyline otherwise.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:59 pm

frap. missed my chance.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:39 pm

I wake up and unleash CROWBAR FURY on the enforcer!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:12 pm

RunsWithLegos wrote:frap. missed my chance.

Don't worry. I have another spot coming, this one was just because ikensall died.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:53 pm

Turn 23:

Krus:
Wake up ans use first aid kit on myself. (3)

Krus wakes up, but forgets to use the First Aid Kit.

Warhead:
In a matter of mere minuets I have become an ever growing creature with as many base hit points as an Enforcer. Puzzled I shall try to force my body to regenerate it's hit points. It seems the longer I wait the stronger I shall be, and the more able to win in hand to hand combat with these robots. Besides, I need to let my pants dry, how embarrassing. (2)

Warhead remains asleep, and leaks a bit.

naussica:
I wake up and unleash CROWBAR FURY on the enforcer! (3)

naussica wakes up, but his arm is pinned.

The Enforcer continues walking, and dumps everyone into a small room with a large chute in the wall. The door closes behind it, while another door opens on the other side.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 3/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

Warhead
HP: 3/12
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Krus
HP: 4/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Bottle of Maniac Beer(1/6 uses), Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

The following items are inside the Small Room:
naussica
Warhead
Krus
Chute
Open Door

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:51 pm

Drink maniac beer and go apeshit on enforcer.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:00 pm

Get myself and everone else out of there!