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Post by doodstormer » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:02 pm

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I think I'm going to repeat my request that you don't get absurd with the commands. We are not sodomizing a dwarf. Ever.

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Post by solvess » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:15 pm

go deeper into cave.
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Post by Lt. Krus » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:49 pm

Torture dwarf wth Medusa mushroom on a fork to get out and then explore.

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Post by Elmagnifico » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:54 pm

Give the dwarf a nasty burn with the Manors, and if he pulls a weapon, chuck a few Medusas at him.
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Post by doodstormer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:22 am

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Post by Rody » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:20 am

Hmm, I fully expect the dwarf to not go away regardless of what you do, but since I can't think of anything better. and we've go the pickaxe now anyway.

>help dwarf with mining.
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Post by solvess » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:09 am

yea help the dwarf, we might find something nice. So go explore deeper in cave.
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Post by doodstormer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:21 am

You can get the dwarf to leave, it just takes a very specific solution. Do they still teach Dwarf Diplomacy in schools these days, or have they been dropped like the Dinosaur Fighting classes?

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Post by piltogg » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:15 pm

give dwarf shroom bread in exchange for mining rights in this cave, so you can be both a miner and shroom farmer and not worry about him stomping about anymore.

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Post by Rody » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:26 pm

this indeed seems like a good reason to give up the shroom bread.
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Post by Blitzen » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:44 pm

Tell the dwarf you've made friends with an elf and he's coming over to see your cave soon.
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Post by doodstormer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:27 pm

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Post by RagnarokRose » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:05 am

Eh, yeah, they are. Go check up on the elven guard.
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Post by Lt. Krus » Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:34 pm

Search dwarf scaffolding.

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Post by Rody » Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:52 pm

>COLLECT SHROOMS
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