Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

Post by **stubby** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:46 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:I throw everything but te extension cord on the ground

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:59 pm

Krus, your pants are in your inventory. DON'T MOON THE RED LIGHT!!!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:10 pm

Turn 26:

Ross Varn:
I poke Neersighted suspiciously. (1)

Ross misses neersighted and pokes his own eye.

Warhead:
While unconscious try not to get ass snuggled by the inmates. Struggle to waken up. (3)

Warhead is now half awake. (-1 to rolls)

Krus:
I throw everything but te extension cord on the ground, I'll keep that as a garrote. (2)

Krus doesn't throw anything on the ground.

naussica:
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I summon a trained deathclaw to kill the robot arms and the eye! (3)

A robot that looks suspiciously like a deathclaw rolls through the middle of the cells and deposits a tray of food in Ross's cell.

neersighted is asleep.

Krus gets his Extension Cord and Bottle taken away. He is then thrown in the cell with Warhead and naussica.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 2/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +2 MCD, +1 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Warhead
HP: 4/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP
Half Awake

Krus
HP: 4/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Swimsuit Calender, Damp Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

neersighted
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A
ASLEEP

Ross Varn
HP: 5/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A

*-----*

The following items are inside Cell 1:
naussica
Warhead
Krus

The following items are inside Cell 2:
neersighted
Ross Varn
Tray
Fork
Bowl with Soup
Crackers

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:15 pm

I shall call it Roboclaw.

It doesn't really seem like a good idea to fuck with the evil eye thing. I wake up and try to heal myself.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:18 pm

Pick up the food and inventory it. Inspect the cell door.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:59 am

Request medical attention from the red eye thing.

Post by **neersighted** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:49 pm

Wake up, pick up bowl, and put on head

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:54 pm

Turn 27:

naussica:
I shall call it Roboclaw.

It doesn't really seem like a good idea to fuck with the evil eye thing. I wake up and try to heal myself. (1)

naussica slips into a coma.

Ross Varn:
Pick up the food and inventory it. Inspect the cell door. (6)
Ross Varn gets +1 MCD!

Ross Varn picks up the food so energetically that the soup slops out of the bowl and onto neersighted, scalding him and waking him up.

Warhead:
Request medical attention from the red eye thing. (5-1)

Warhead yells "Make hurty stop now pleez!!!" A robot comes and gives him a First Aid Kit.

neersighted:
Wake up, pick up bowl, and put on head (2)
neersighted goes back to sleep.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 2/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +2 MCD, +1 HP
COMA

Warhead
HP: 4/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP

Krus
HP: 4/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Swimsuit Calender, Damp Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

neersighted
HP: 4/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A
ASLEEP

Ross Varn
HP: 5/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Bowl, Crackers
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

The following items are inside Cell 1:
naussica
Warhead
Krus

The following items are inside Cell 2:
neersighted
Ross Varn
Tray
Spork

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:19 pm

They gave me a fork to eat soup with? Clever, clever robots. I inspect the cell, looking for any anomalies.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:20 pm

I think I'll change that to a Spork.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:27 pm

Stand back people! I shall now perform first aid on myself. However, I'm not playing doctors and nurses so if you want healed then you can have the kit after.

Make demands of the robot eye thing, lawyer, blanket, phonecall, list of human rights, food, water, toilet, etc etc. Basically keep it going until the poor thing is dizzy and then ask for explosives and detonators.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:02 pm

Repeat last orders.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:26 am

Turn 28:

Ross Varn:
They gave me a fork to eat soup with? Clever, clever robots. I inspect the cell, looking for any anomalies. (5)

Ross Varn finds a crack in the back wall of his cell.

Warhead:
Stand back people! I shall now perform first aid on myself. However, I'm not playing doctors and nurses so if you want healed then you can have the kit after. (2)

Make demands of the robot eye thing, lawyer, blanket, phonecall, list of human rights, food, water, toilet, etc etc. Basically keep it going until the poor thing is dizzy and then ask for explosives and detonators. (1)

Warhead can't figure out how to use the First Aid Kit, but still tries to make demands. The Robot Eye Thing replies,

Code: Select all

You have no rights. You will only provided enough to keep you alive. Now SHUT UP.

naussica:
Repeat last orders. (1)

naussica falls off of the board hung on the wall and onto the floor with a loud *SPLAT*

neersighted falls over, obscuring the crack.

Krus starts to drool.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 1/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +2 MCD, +1 HP
COMA

Warhead
HP: 4/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP

Krus
HP: 4/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Swimsuit Calender, Damp Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

neersighted
HP: 4/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A
ASLEEP

Ross Varn
HP: 5/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Bowl, Crackers
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

The following items are inside Cell 1:
naussica
Warhead
Krus

The following items are inside Cell 2:
neersighted
Ross Varn
Tray
Spork
Crack

I wonder why no one noticed that Krus has a First Aid Kit?

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:13 am

Dang, now it's a spork. I take the shapeshifting item and shift fattass over there a foot to the left to get at the crack.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:29 pm

Fuck this shit, I'm using my cell phone out, who wants pizza? And whores... maybe some beer.