Roll To Dodge: Wyrmthax The Dreaded (Hero 2/5)

[Warhead]

'Av a looksee at da ting that fell off da mommy.

[RagnarokRose]

Investigate mysterious objects for healing properties.

[Rody]

Pick up my longsword, if loristrang has it before me, punch him and take the sword back.
"really, you're carrying more weapons than a well stocked army. and still you figure that it is better to disarm an ally in favor of carrying more weapons than you can use? what is wrong with you."

[Mr. FudgeDaRules]

New turn in just one moment. But I just want to let Rody know that your orders, after being touched up with punctuation and capitalization, is going to be my signature. Thanks for a laugh early in the morning

[Mr. FudgeDaRules]

Sir Loristrang

Pick up 3 shuriken, return them to cloak.

Pick up longsword, just to piss Sir Trisold off. "Too slow"

4
You pick up your shruikens, realizing that the ones stuck in the Mummy disappeared along with the undead creature. Aw well. You might be able to find more later. You also pick up Sir Trisold's longsword.

Sir Thorg

'Av a looksee at da ting that fell off da mommy.

3 = "Good enough"
You take a look at this object. It is a small, purple gem. One of the most beautiful you've ever seen, and looks remarkably familiar. Suddenly, you have a flashback to your childhood.

Your mom used to have a gem much like this. She would tell stories of ancient craftsmen who carved such gems from the mountains. She also taught you about certain warlocks who greatly desired such gems, and would give extraordinary favors for such. The most common favor was that they would allow you to buy a few of their wares, which is normally restricted to warlocks, alakors, and demi-wyrms. Perhaps you'll find such a warlock later?

Sir Alex

Investigate mysterious objects for healing properties.

4
While the others are busy with their own actions, you borrow the unindentified objects for healing properties. Sir Loristrang has a spherical object that seems to have no constructive purpose. Sir Thorg has a small vial of green liquid, and looks to be very dangerous. Sir Trisold has a slightly larger vial of red liquid, and to recall such to be a healing potion.

Sir Trisold

Pick up my longsword, if loristrang has it before me, punch him and take the sword back.
"really, you're carrying more weapons than a well stocked army. and still you figure that it is better to disarm an ally in favor of carrying more weapons than you can use? what is wrong with you."

5
You punch Sir Loristrang's arm, causing him you drop your sword. You quickly pick it up.

Kat
Move rating: |4|
Kat starts sniffing at the corners of the crypt. Kat seems to find something, and trots back carrying a single gold peice and drops it on the floor. That can't be the only one there...
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Sir Trisold
HP = 6/6
Equipment: Longsword|E|, Shield|E| Chain Mail armor 98%|E|, Empty purse, healing potion

Sir Thorg
HP = 8/9
Eqiuipment: Brainbiter(battleaxe)|E|, Chain Mail armor 79%|E|, Purse with 28gp, a finely crafted Amethyst, and an unknown item

Sir Alex
HP = 1/7
Equipment: Crossbow, Shortsword|E|, Crossbow Bolts {18}, Chain Mail armor 100%|E|, Empty purse

Sir Loristrang
HP = 6/6
Equipment: 2 shortswords, 5 shruikens, an unknown item, and other unknown equipment.
He does have boots that glow an interesting color, and a leather tunic that seems...off
Shortsword{2}|E|

Kat
HP = 7/8
Equipment: Claws
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On the ground:
4 dead zombies
1 mutilated and partly eaten zombie
1 GP
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Orders. This is the last turn in the crypt. Use it wisely.

[RagnarokRose]

Use healing object.

[Warhead]

Take da purple warlock shiney and eat it. No picker pocketer's gonna make a fool of ol' Thorg. See wot da others are up to, dis is boring can we go kill more stuff noaw?

[Mr. FudgeDaRules]

@Ross_Varn

The healing object is in another person's inventory. You'll have to ask/take it to use it.

[aoffan23]

Tell everyone to move back (if Sir Trisold just so happens to not hear me and stand right near the wall with the longsword I desire, that's okay, too). Throw spherical object at wall where Kat found gold. If nothing happens, murmur to self: "fffffuuuuu".

[Rody]

"Have the potion Alex, and do try to keep more distance from enemies next time. You have a crossbow for gods sack, not a club."

"Also, Loristang, the cult seems to have found some gold; perhaps there's enough to get yourself a longsword of your own. you know, instead of stealing mine."

[Mr. FudgeDaRules]

Sir Alex

Use healing object.

Sir Trisold

"Have the potion Alex, and do try to keep more distance from enemies next time. You have a crossbow for gods sack, not a club."

Sir Alex uses the healing potion, recovering /5\ HP.

Sir Thorg

Take da purple warlock shiney and eat it. No picker pocketer's gonna make a fool of ol' Thorg.

1
It is obviously magical, seeing as while being swallowed, it jumped out of Sir Thorg's throat causing him |1| damage.

Sir Loristrang

Tell everyone to move back (if Sir Trisold just so happens to not hear me and stand right near the wall with the longsword I desire, that's okay, too). Throw spherical object at wall where Kat found gold. If nothing happens, murmur to self: "fffffuuuuu".

5...and not for throwing it.
As you cock your arm, preparing to throw, you suddenly realize what you're holding. In that moment of shock, you note with horror that you are already throwing it. At that moment Kat swats your arm, also realizing what you are holding. Kat then catches the grenade with rather quick paws, and gives it back to you along with a glare.

Sir Trisold
DM control:
You go over to the corner in question. You proceed to fill your purse with the 44GP there, and also pick up the single gold coin on the floor.
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You head outside. Much to Sir Thorg's delight, there are 4 more bandits waiting.
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Bandit 1
HP = 6/6

Bandit 2
HP = 6/6

Bandit 3
HP = 6/6

Bandit 4
HP = 6/6
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Sir Trisold
HP = 6/6
Equipment: Longsword|E|, Shield|E| Chain Mail armor 98%|E|, Purse with 45gp

Sir Thorg
HP = 7/9
Eqiuipment: Brainbiter(battleaxe)|E|, Chain Mail armor 79%|E|, Purse with 28gp, a finely crafted Amethyst, and an unknown item

Sir Alex
HP = 6/7
Equipment: Crossbow, Shortsword|E|, Crossbow Bolts {18}, Chain Mail armor 100%|E|, Empty purse

Sir Loristrang
HP = 6/6
Equipment: 2 shortswords, 5 shruikens, grenade, and other unknown equipment.
He does have boots that glow an interesting color, and a leather tunic that seems...off
Shortsword{2}|E|
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Evaluation:
So far, the one most likely to be the Hero is:
Sir Trisold Rody
So far, the one most likely to enter the Hall Of Fame is:
Unknown
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Orders.

[RagnarokRose]

Haha! Fire at will! Attempt to doubleteam with anyone who's getting in trouble.

[Rody]

Ugh.. more bandits, don't they ever learn.


hack the right hand of the nearest bandit. that'll teach him not to steal. if he still causes trouble, off with his other hand as well.

[Warhead]

Yipee! New best mates to play wit, CHARGE!!! Ma axe in da head of bigust bandut, YAR! *cough* my throat hurts from dat shiny.

[aoffan23]

[Okay, when you said piece of gold I thought you meant it was mined from the rock or something, hence throwing what I suspected to be a grenade. But apparently they're coins, so nevermind then.]

Do all sorts of tricky moves and stunts whilst throwing shuriken at as many bandits as possible.

[Also, this always updates when I'm offline. :C]