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Post by RunsWithLegos » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:40 pm

Elmagnifico wrote:>Arm yourself with something pointy and nasty
>preferably the mail man's femur-turned-dagger

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Post by Tuefish » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:35 pm

>pose as mailman, sneak into town, and whip out a crossbow from your bag. Proceed to slaughter orcs. don't ask me where you are going to get a crossbow. that's your fucking problem
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Post by Warhead » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:24 pm

Common peasant eh? Convince Nico that his world view is askew and that by repressing the underclass in this way he is perpetuating an elitist system that is both morally wrong and economically flawed. Then call him a stupid hat wearing fashion victim and hit him with a rock, when he isn't looking.
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Post by RunsWithLegos » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:58 pm

use nico as a hat.

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Post by Robot Monkey » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:54 pm

I'll try some different orders. please, don't do all of them. Just one.

1. >kill NICO with shroom-a-tov cocktail and take crossbow(s)
2.>find ORCS and cause trouble with Shroom-A-tov cocktail as NICO covers you.
3.go after ORCS that have taken FANNETTE.

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Post by RunsWithLegos » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:00 pm

>chug the shroom-a-tov to gain super powers

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Post by Tuefish » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:51 pm

Well shit. Nico's got your crossbows right there. get him to dress up as the postman while you sneak around and rescue fannete.
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Post by Elmagnifico » Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:46 am

>Head back into town, walking tall with your Pickaxe, with Nico in tow.
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Post by doodstormer » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:48 pm

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Post by RunsWithLegos » Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:45 pm

> SCATHING INSULT

OR

.BACK STAB NICO WITH PICK TO GAIN ORCS TRUST.

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Post by Robot Monkey » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:00 pm

>have nico kill orcs with his crossbows. save shroom-a-tov for later.
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Post by SnakeMittens » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:06 pm

SKILL - SCATHING INSULT followed by
CROSSBOWS - DOUBLE-SHOT

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Post by Sloopofwar » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:16 pm

Nico: Precision shot- AIM FOR THE EYE SLITS!
You: Cower in fear.

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