Before we begin, you may find better pictures for the castle in the My Mighty Castle thread in the bricks section. Now that we have that out of the way...
Servants of Brikthulu

These monstrosities poor forth from the gates of hell to reek havoc, led by a lesser avatar of Brikthulu himself!
Sloop of War
Manly Men

Having learned of Manly Fucking Santa's capture, these soldiers come to set him free, and they're plenty tougher then they look.
Reserved for Warhead.
Possessed Peasants




A twenty four man strong group of (boneriffic) demons inhabiting the bodies of (relatively weak) peasants, they want nothing more than to blow everything up. They are lead by a demon who is much less boneriffic.
Reserved for Me!
Power Miners

Caught in the middle of this mess with the parking breaks stuck, it seems the Power Miners are on the defensive.
Moron Studios
Dwarves


Realizing that some serious shit is about to go down, the dwarves simply hope to survive.
samuelzz10
Manly Cyborgs

After having one to many beers from the delightful Broosky, these cyborgs decide to rebel against their creators.
Robot Monkey
Undead Hoard


These sins against nature seek to expand their numbers, And plant to one day blot out the sun with their evil
BFenix
Castle Gaurd


(Don't worry, no peaches in this faction, just bad lighting)
Being caught by surprise, the guard has had little time to prepare itself.
Silent-sigfig
Magic Society


Having crashed their mighty sky boat, these weilders of spells seek to unleash a hidden power, but need the power miners base to do so.
naussica
Lizard Freaks

Seeing that the time is right, these wackos burst from the sewer to release the ogre the castle holds
Killer Karetsu
Castle Defense Bots

These little guys have but one goal in life, serve the castle to the very end. Sadly, they are prepared to save the castle from itself if the need arises.
Solves
The Doctors

Since these doctors never got around to that pesky Hippocratic oath, they intend to get their payment: an arm and a leg.
Yoda_Dog
Chickens

These mighty chickens are clearly revolting.
Reserved for Aofan23
Peaches

These magic school rejects arive aboard their mighty boat, only to find competition for the shore
Redshirt
Pirates


Previously mentioned competition
FISH!!!
Dinner Geusts

Caught in the middle of this, they'd prefer not to be shot.
Crazy Horse
Not pictured, The Lightning Knights, reserved by chas the mage.
Also, if you would like a secret faction, just make a reservation, as they will flit in and out of existence until played, a sort of Schroedinger's army, so I will pick a random person with a reservation every time a new one comes into play. Happy Slaughtering! And now, the battlefield!



























And now for better pics of the kitchen.


















Might comment on the kitchen picks more, but i'll likley leave that up to Mom. I will never get used to saying that.



