Wow that was painful to type out by hand. Anyway, here's the epic turn that ForlornCreature couldn't contain himself waiting for. His Yellow DSMs epically gather all of their mighty power and sprint to the amazing left! They are now a couple of inches away from where they were previously!
The Vikings, with a natural affinity for metal music, are inspired to charge forward and leap across the lava! - except that between the tank trap and the Red DSMs heading back to pick.up more bricks for their bridge, there's no clear path for a Sprint. They all reach the inner rim safely however.
As the FALX finish up their bridge, the Space Mall Cops march up confidently behind them. "Thanks guys!"
The remaining UNDF guys have an idea, and head back to their fallen brother. They rip off his head and pants and hurl them at the How Do I Shot Web Men climbing up through the spikes. Both throws miss, and the head and pants are impaled on spikes.
The How Do I Shot Web Men continue climbing their way through the spikes. Exercising caution, one makes no progress at all, while the other slowly makes it up to hide behind the Property Of Immortals sign. The HDISW Man already on the island Charges at the gunner to his left and sends him flying.
He only meant to shove him into the lava, but some bonus dice from the Charge sends the gunner all the way across the lava pit to land on a Matey, interrupting his jig. Both are Disrupted but unharmed.
The NASA Jesus Clones try to pry up the material of the fingers to give themselves cover, but discover that the back end extends deep into the earth, impossible to lift. The other end isn't connected to anything, though, and working together they're able to lift a finger against the Racist Stereotypes.
The Cosplayers have a similar idea, taking cover under another finger after throwing out a couple of bricks to serve as a foundation for a bridge across the lava.
The Metal Warriors are angry that someone is playing metal axe guitar and it's not them, so they charge out onto the Jesuses' bridge and lay down some heavy speed metal under the shadow of the giant finger. Everyone throws up the horns.
There! That was painful to type out on this teeny tiny keyboard but there you go. I was waiting to run the turns over at the ninja area to give Paco time to send in orders, but he never did, so I'll just move forward with those as soon as I get photo-upload access to the site again.
