Assault on Goatse Bunker

Post by **Apollyon** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:25 am

Now that my own battle is finished and some people already built comfortable bridges i want to join the party, too.

Post by RJ » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:03 am

If I haven't posted orders, attack oreo.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:32 am

ORDERS: Wreak as much havok on the island as is possible.

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:23 pm

Apollyon wrote:Now that my own battle is finished and some people already built comfortable bridges I want to join the party, too.

Sounds good. You'll get Blue Krude Konstruktion Kingdom DSMs, coming in to the left of the Racist Stereotypes in front of the discarded stormtrooper suits.

Post by **piltogg** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:01 pm

wait, where the hell did the dude who is trying to shove the lucky Akkadian come from? Isn't that one of the gunners from on the island? Did he like cross over a bridge just to try to push the guy with the axe-guitar who is unharmed by lava back into the lava?

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:06 pm

Hey, can I have a faction?

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:14 pm

piltogg wrote:wait, where the hell did the dude who is trying to shove the lucky Akkadian come from? Isn't that one of the gunners from on the island? Did he like cross over a bridge just to try to push the guy with the axe-guitar who is unharmed by lava back into the lava?

stubby wrote:The HDISW Man already on the island Charges at the gunner to his left and sends him flying.

He only meant to shove him into the lava, but some bonus dice from the Charge send the gunner all the way across the lava pit to land on a Matey, interrupting his jig. Both are Disrupted but unharmed.

You can see the too-badass-to-be-killed-by-lava Akkadian in the foreground left here, next to the landing spot. (He's already been switched into his Battle Damage / Burn Victim outfit.)

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:39 pm

HEY robo monkey! want to team up?

Post by **MasterEcabob** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:05 pm

Loving the match so far, although my men seem to only be capable of getting crit fails. -_-

RunsWithLegos wrote:HEY robo monkey! want to team up?

A fouler string of words was never before uttered on these forums...

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:31 pm

I'm really afraid of those dynamite sticks on the fence, they will probably destroy the first wave of contesters and then will make a nice opening to the beer, and I'm in the first wave.

Also, stubby can't we take those spikes apart and use them as hand weapons

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:34 pm

RunsWithShit wrote:HEY robo monkey! want to team up?

Ok... first you call Redshirt a slave, I defend him, you call me a slave, and then you ask to team up?

N00B.

Post by **aoffan23** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:50 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
RunsWithShit wrote:HEY robo monkey! want to team up?
Ok... first you call Redshirt a slave, I defend him, you call me a slave, and then you ask to team up?

N00B.

Lololololololololololololol.

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:23 pm

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:Also, stubby can't we take those spikes apart and use them as hand weapons

Good idea, but not with your bare hands. They're metal, so you've got to beat their 1d10 armor first, and the only part of them that's exposed for any taking-apart effort is the sharpened bits that'll slice your hands to ribbons.

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:30 pm

MasterEcabob wrote:
RunsWithLegos wrote:HEY robo monkey! want to team up?
A fouler string of words was never before uttered on these forums...

Hey, that reminds me! Since we're using the 2010 rules, that means that the Brittanians and Crazy Horses are stacking up Pennies of Inevitable Betrayal against each other for their alliance. By my count I think there's a 6d6 jackpot for the first one who betrays the other.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:37 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
RunsWithShit wrote:HEY robo monkey! want to team up?
Ok... first you call Redshirt a slave, I defend him, you call me a slave, and then you ask to team up?

N00B.

wow. you sure are a grumpy slave, i'm just messing around with you geez.
all i am saying is that if we both help the red DSM build that bridge faster, the closer we all are to the beer and the real fight. once we get to the center island we could keep being bros or backstab the fuck outa each other.