Oh dear. Is this getting boring? My sincerest apologies. I'll speed it up.Warhead wrote:Monotonous repetition is monotonous, but what Thorg know, him just pawn in great game of life, d'uhh.
[Anyone want to replace me as Thorg?]
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Sir Alex
6 = OVERSHOT = 4 = Even = Extra HPRoss_Varn wrote:Apply the Weapon Enhancer to my bow, then engage, staying back at the entrance.
You apply the weapon enhancer to your crossbow. +3+ = Odd = Stat bonus. The brossbow now does (1d5+2) (3-7 points of damage)!
You are so excited about this, however, that you fail to actually fire at any goblins.
Sir Thorg
2Warhead wrote:Thorg drop him knikers noaw, me fighten da little Gobz
You stand there, bored.
Sir Loristrang Assuming you mean this as a heroic feat...
Heroic feat
6aoffan23 wrote:Do bladestorm thing again, sharp pointy thingies go into goblins, goblins go bye-bye.
You rush forward in a fury of blades, attacking every goblin once with each shortsword (at -1 damage).
Damage rolls (in order, with subtracton, first two on Goblin 5, next two on goblin 6, etc.):
3
4
[DEAD]
4
3
[DEAD]
2
2
2
3
[DEAD]
5
[DEAD]
4
5
[DEAD]
1
0
Sir Trisold
6 = OVERSHOT = 1 = Odd = Random ItemRody wrote:apply sharp end of sword to globlins, repeat.
As you lunge forward, you slice open and thus kill one of the two remaining goblins. However, you fall, and land on the ground. On said ground, you pick up an object. Closer examination reveals it to be a Weapon Enhancer.
Kat
Move rating: 5
Kat, like Sir Thorg, is getting a little bored. Therefore, Kat decides to go eat the last remaining goblin. The room is now cleared out.
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On the ground:
11 dead goblins
11 daggers
4 dark corners
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As you take a moment to enjoy Sir Loristrang's handy work, a man runs in, clearly out of breath.
"Stop! There's a goblin clan in ther-.... Oh. Ok. Um,...well, I'm here to tell you that the watch saw you come in here, and told the City Chief. The City Chief would like to offer each of you 200gp, as well as a ride to the next city. We've heard of your mission, and we support it. We know a shortcut, in esscence. Would it be in your Honors' interest to take it?
Since Sir Loristrang is using his purse as a hood, Kat takes his 200 gp. In the next town, keep Kat with you if you want to buy anything.
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Sir Trisold Heroic feat available
HP = 4/7
Damage: Longsword (1d6), Shield (1d3)
Equipment: Longsword, Shields{2}|E|, Chain Mail armor 100%|E|, Purse with 236gp, a Weapon Enhancer, and an unknown item
Sir Thorg [recover to be able to use feat in 3 turns]
HP = 5/9
Damage: Brainbiter [1d6+1], Bandit Suicide Knife [1+1]
Eqiuipment: Brainbiter(battleaxe)|E|, Chain Mail armor 95%|E|, Purse with 209gp, a finely crafted Amethyst, and a green vial of liquid (unknown item)
Sir Alex Heroic feat available
HP = 7/11
Damage: Crossbow (1d5 + 2), Shortsword (1d6)
Equipment: Crossbow{enhanced}|E|, Shortswords {3}, Crossbow Bolts {30}, Chain Mail armor 100%|E|, Purse with 200gp,
Sir Loristrang [recover to be able to use feat in 5 turns]
HP = 6/8
Damage: Shortsword (1d6), Shruiken (1d5+1), Runeblade (1d7)
Equipment: Magic leather tunic 97%|E| Bandit's Costume|E|, Runeblade, 2 shortswords|E|, 1 more shortsword, 4 shruikens, Purse Hood|E|, and other unknown equipment.
He does have boots that glow an interesting color.
Shortsword{2}, Runeblade|E|
Kat
HP = 3/8 Heroic feat available
Damage: Claws (2d4)
Equipment: Claws, purse with 436gp
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Orders for the cave and for the messenger's offer. Let's move this along. I want it to finish while people are still interested.
booh-hoo