The Assyrians finally move off of that bridge and advance.
It was kinda difficult to focus on the two guys the Assyrian mecha killed in one picture, but the helicopter pilot and a squidman have their buckets kicked.
The two Assyrian riflemen fire at the medic.
The medic grabs 3 different redshirts to absorb the 14 damage.
The hero attempt to teleport a medic down again.
She only succeeds in summoning more demons allied with brikthulu.
Brittanians
The last Brittanian rifleman walks over to the dump truck.
He shoots the driver and hijacks the truck.
Meanwhile the Brittanian hero rams the tank against the crane, to predictable results.
Peaches
Sorry runny, nothing is worth targeting up north so I focused all troops on Brikthulu.
Being hit by 11 bullets and a Size 2 missile all at one time is no laughing matter. After a couple of extremely bad rolls on Brikthulu's part, he loses 3 out of 4 hitpoints. Could this be the end of brikthulu?
Of course not! He survives! And he's very angry!
The peach tank moves up and cuts up some poor Nyphilian soldiers.
The peach tank then moves up and heads towards the SHIP as far as possible.
Also, not featured in a pic but the fighter jet has a 5d10 farce field thanks to a heroic feat that will last until the hero dies.
Nyphilians
The major promotes herself to base commandant and declares herself a hero.
She then has everyone move out.
The soldiers in the jeeps make a run for it.
With sprinting, they make it to the boarding stairs.
However, one stays behind to shoot the Tyronian.
He fails and runs away.
But wait, the Tyronian must die! The supercomputer, realizing that it will probably be obliterated next turn, uses its entire 10d10 skill this turn on firing the size 6 cannon at the Tyronian.
There's no kill like overkill.
The cowardly medic makes a run for it.
The pilots also run as fast as mini-figly possible towards the SHIP. (No they're not a squad, I just put them on a plate so they could stand on the road)
General Yadlin makes it to the SHIP!
The n00b miners give the SHIP's crew the treasure rings.
And the entire SHIP's crew makes it into the SHIP! Hurray, the 5 key rings are also secured too!
The timid Nyphilian treasure truck decides that it's now or never and starts heading towards the SHIP.
The last Nyphilian rifleman stops dicking around and starts heading out of the shooting range.
Tyronians
The last Tyronian unit, the battle droid, moves towards the SHIP.
Suddenly there is a shooting star in the sky...
A red spaceship crashlands on the battlefield.
And out comes the legendary Tyronian champion! He only comes in times of great need, and he has been seen only once before
THe droid is encouraged and fires off it's last 4 missiles at the SHIP. The SHIP's 4d10 armor and the missile's 4d10 damage are equally matched: who will win?
The SHIP's armor prevails, and the droid's missiles go to waste.
The droid then hitches a ride on the truck.
Thanks to a successful stupendous feat to have double movement and a second action per turn, the Tyronian hero reaches the peach tank's c*ckpit.
N00b Miners
The 3 miners hitch a ride on the truck.
The 3 miners, the soldier, and the hero all get off the truck and look back one last time at their fellow miners, knowing they will most likely never work with them again.
They then crawl under the laser. The hero successfully installs it, and the other 3 miners get to work finishing the job. They will finish next turn, meaning the SHIP will be finished by then!
Channel 4 News Action Team
The channel 4 news action team interviews the new base commandant.
Reporter: "There are reports that you attended a sailor moon cosplay event in Assyrian territory. Is this true?"
Commandant: "Yes, I got invited to a party by an Assyrian lieutenant. Why?"
Reporter: "Well, It's just that they have been complaining that there was an awful mess. Some say it was a band of invisible dungans, but the authorities are pretty sure that it was you. Major Natalya even has a picture."
Commandant:
View at your own risk
Brikthulu tentacle snuggles 6 peaches simultaneously! What a stupendous feat!
His cronies do the same, and in total 12 peaches are being tentacle snuggled right now. They are not dead unless keldoclock orders them to be eaten, but I'm pretty sure they've suffered a fate worse than death. Also, everybody next turn is scared to death by this example and gains +1 move and -3 skill when targeting anybody in brikthulu's faction (except heros of course)
Overviews
Send in your orders now! [/quote]Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 16
Casualties: 34
Peaches:
Kills: 5
Casualties: 2
Assyrians:
Kills: 16
Casualties: 4
Tyronians:
Kills: 9
Casualties: 6
Brittanians:
Kills: 3
Casualties: 3
n00b miners:
Kills: 3
Casualties: 2
Channel 4 Paparazzi Action News Team:
Kills: 0
Uncovered Scandals: 1
Casualties: 0
Brikthulu and Friends:
Kills: 0
Tentacle snuggled: 12
Casualties: 1
