The Lego Wastelands: Turn 1

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:38 am

Oh, and this battle is awesome so far Warhead, I was really exited that would my black bastard survive, thanks for cheering my rather boring day up!

Post by **FISH!!!** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:01 am

Killer Karetsu wrote:Someone! FISH! I need backup!

Bash that stabbing bitch against the wall to make her/him lose grip oh me and then saw the dimmy bastard! RAAARGH! Let them come!

Coming, coming...
If you could duck out of the way once you've dislodged them, I can get a clear shot through the both of them. Wouldn't want to miss and hit you instead...
Anyway I'll hurry through the room, then stick my Autocannon through the window. Then I'll let rip a barrage on Killer's attackers.

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:02 am

Sorry for my late response but my computer had a Major crash and is all fucked up now so I'm dependent on other people's computers.

Any way here are my orders:
I am going to try to fall back so I need to kill that fucker first with my katanas.
Then I need that Scav crab to be destroyed so I can move out.

If it is destroyed I move backwards to the Colonel and response action shooting everybody who comes close.

If he isn't destroyed I charge in and enter CC with the Scav Crab.

Yes I know these are two turn orders, I did it just incase I can't get online.

Com:*lot's of units moving in for all directions armed with CC weapons, shoot'em before they get near.*

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:32 pm

Oh, FISH is right, once I've done everything else then duck to the ground.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:52 pm

Just waiting on Krus, Gen'o'Death and Aoffan. Aoffan is AFK until his mom allows him back on due to exams... grief what an outfit of hardened troopers we have here.

Anyway, is anyone willing to fill in meantime (RJ?) until he gets allowed to come back.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:53 pm

Warhead wrote:Just waiting on Krus, Silva and Aoffan. Aoffan is AFK until his mom allows him back on due to exams... grief what an outfit of hardened troopers we have here. Anyway, is anyone willing to fill in meantime (RJ?) until he gets allowed to come back.

Can I do that?

Post by RJ » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:54 pm

GAH!

But I got mentioned in that post, AND I posted that I wanted to get in. I missed the post cos I was playing New Vegas, OKAY!?

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:56 pm

RJ, you're in since I owe you. Sorry Robot Monkey, maybe next time but just now I'd still be too tempted to shoot you myself.

Post by RJ » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:19 pm

Awesome, so who do I get?

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:24 pm

Assault Trooper - AOFFAN wrote:

Move: 5" Armour: 6, Skill: 1D6+1

Maniac Heavy Auto Shotgun.
Range: 6" Use: 4/5/6+ Damage: 3D6 (May shoot up to three times per turn at any target to the front, each target after the first drops Use by -1).

2nd Weapon/Equipment

Large Power Axe:
Range: - Use: 4+, Damage: 3D6

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:27 pm

EDIT:
I take the skeleton in the building and use his body as extra armor and I holster my sniper on my back and swap it out for the Colonel's blaster and drag him into the building and then stick to the side of the building so the bastards on the walkway can't get to me and then I open fire on any of the Muties on left who get close.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:12 pm

RJ wrote:First things first, rename self Arjay.

Second things second, open the container.

If it's awesome, use it to blast my way back towards Krieg.

If it's an artefact or a key or something rubbish, head toward Killer K to help out.

RJ, your orders go here. It might also be of benifit to read the battle report and the orders of the others, just saying.

Post by **stubby** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:47 pm

Warhead wrote:RJ, your orders go here. It might also be of benifit to read the battle report and the orders of the others, just saying.

Ha ha these were exactly my complaints in forum battles past. I would have warned you about RJ's forum battle skills, but I slept in too long this morning and missed my chance, and now you're stuck with him. Best of luck!

Post by **Bragallot** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:50 pm

Dammit, could be that I'm missing out on something major everyone knows who are those scavs? Their lack of uniformity freaks me out. What I'd give to get an Inquistadore berserker in there to kick their motley asses. Sadly, no time. They're like zombies but worse. Gamma Corps volunteers?

Great read anyways. Bash 'em lads!

Post by **MasterEcabob** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:27 pm

Bragallot wrote:Dammit, could be that I'm missing out on something major everyone knows who are those scavs? Their lack of uniformity freaks me out. What I'd give to get an Inquistadore berserker in there to kick their motley asses. Sadly, no time. They're like zombies but worse. Gamma Corps volunteers?

Great read anyways. Bash 'em lads!

Warhead wrote:The way I see it, everyone who has Lego has one of these untamed Wastelands lying over the carpet in their room. These are the denizens that infest it underneath and in-between the Lego. They build and use what they can find. This is one of the reasons you sometimes can't find parts in amongst Lego.
I like to see these guys as sort of like the Humans in the Twisted ruins of the cities in Terminator (the first one) I think that's where I got the initial idea when I was a kid. Then I just took any broken or fucked up looking stuff and pieced them together. This story your living right now is just another tale from my past, you're about to see someone get Immortalised, if you live long enough. Oh, and if you think what you've faced is Scavy enough, just wait. It gets far worse. Twisted Evil