The stones of war (DF sucsesion game)

Post by **Scottsamn** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:44 am

Well, that's a given. I think we could make some pumps, a few floodgates, fill the area around the depot, and piss those hippies off.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:14 am

Sign me up! Are we playing 31.18 (easy mode) or 31.19 (owned-by-kobolds-in-year-2 mode)?

Post by **501stCadians** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:14 am

I'd like to be a miner, please.

Post by **Rody** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:01 am

needs more magma...
If anything I'll be ! ! U r i s t M c f o u n d m a g m a ! !

(Imagine the above flashing red/yellow)

Post by **OREMAWESOME1234** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:49 am

RunsWithLegos wrote:we need a mega project. WE MUST COLONIZE HELL

I say world domination:
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF201 ... Domination

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:57 pm

Eh, screw the door-destroying tentacle demons, let's flood the world with lava! And besides, we'd have to have a full garrison to even attempt to take them on. Ingenious trap ideas, friends.

Say, didn't we make a lavasub last time we tried this? I recall that when I tested it it punched a hole through it's lavatube.

Post by **Scottsamn** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:13 pm

Sorry Cadians, Orem allready claimed our miner. Hey Runs, wnna join this mess? As for arkbrik, were playing the most recent one. When you sighn up, let me know what job you want, m'kay?

Post by **Arkbrik** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:59 pm

I'll be the mechanic.

Here's an inspirational evil overlord song. Featuring Warhead!

Post by **Scottsamn** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:51 pm

Okay, here's my log for the year so far.
1st of Granite:
Piss, its cold out here. We parked ourselves right by a Cliffside and have begun preparations for making this fortress. We set out with seven of us: Me, Oremawesome, Rossvarn, Cadians, Arkbrik, and 2 more whose names escape me for now. I set Orem off to mine some stuff, including a rudimentary moat. Meanwhile, I have our carpenter go cut down some trees. Finally, my voice horse after barking so many orders, I sit back and relax. Guide had a funny name for this place. The Stones of War, he called it. Sounds nice.
22nd of Granite:
Well, the snow went away. If we’re lucky, the ice will follow suit, and we can start farming. I’m not giving Orem much of a break, but we really do need what he’s doing, so he’ll just have to persevere. So far nobody’s dropped a rock on themselves, so I can relax and tell everyone what to do. It’s weird, I havn’t seen too many wild animals, just a couple of rabbits. Course, can’t imagine them taking to lone to get fed up and try to eat us. Hm, maybe it’s warmer underground. Thinking that we could make a little something to get those damn elves, maybe flood the trade depot and drown em. Let’s us take there stuff to.
26th of Granite:
Built us some beds, made a dormitory, and planed the downfall of those elves. The ice melted, so the farm should be functional soon.
16th of Slate:
Beginning work on a little something, hopefully it will work.
24th of Slate:
Told Orem to go dig us out a suitable place to kick back and relax, since I’m tired of hanging around the wagon. He’s also going to carve out a spot for a mechanics workshop; I figure we’ll need the mechanisms for our little project.
1st of Hematite:
Summer is upon us. Hopefully the project will be complete before the elves get here.
11th of Hematite:
Deciding progress is going to slow, I tell Rossvarn, our metalworker, to get off his ass and start digging.
10th of Malachite:
Some migrants arrived today. Maybe they’ll be useful. Maybe. We got a spinner, a furnace operator, and another fisherdwarf. I retract my previous statement, they’re useless. Still, they can carry shit, so that’s a plus. Maybe I can make them into our military.
1st of Limestone
Autumn is upon us. I have Orem working around the clock to complete project Elf snuggle.
12th of Limestone:
The animals are beginning to bread. Hopefully we won’t fall victim to a catsplosion.
15th of Limestone:
It’s complete. Testing shall begin immediately.
16th of Limestone:
I am amazed! The whole depot flooded instantly. Those pointy eared bastards are in for a surprise. (Note, consider draining into a farm for improved efficiency.)

More will come as more happens. Sorry about the lack of pictures.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:51 pm

The voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet...

Post by **Keldoclock** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:14 pm

There was once a game on the DF forums where somehow the player's civilization had an elf for a king.

Weird shit bro.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:57 pm

you mean AWESOME SHIT that elf king was a badass.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:41 pm

Yep. He had a pet dragon and regularly genocided Elven caravans. Dwarf Fortress- where the bugs are features!

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:30 am

a pet undead dragon if i recall correctly.

Post by **Rody** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:21 am

I'd like to join in the madness, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to make enough time. shitloads of homework to catch up on.

and yes, Cacame awemedinade the immortal onslaught...
a rare example of an awesome elf... who became king of dwarves after having his wife eaten by some other elves.