JABITW turn4

Post by **Scottsamn** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:33 pm

At long last, turn 4. Lots of stuff happened, so let's not waste any more time.
Greenskins

Powerful energies gather around the drill.

The Hero of Time has arrived!

Quick as can be, he gets this murder ball rolling.

The Cthulu shrine is crushed while the skirmishers continue to put parkour skills to use.

Meanwhile, the pikemen are inspired by their hero, and begin taking off heads. one of the got clumsy (rolled a 1) and droped his pike in the drill.

And the rig continues its devestating advance.
Survivalists

The survivalists put the pedal to the metal and take some pot shots at the drill, releiving yet another miner of his head.
Pirates

The castle deathray takes aim at its new target.

I forgot to count how many sixes were rolled. One mage is releived of her skin, and a fresh hole is placed in the boat.

Meanwhile, a peach mans on of the surviving cannons...

...and takes out the restraints for the drawbridge.

Land ho, mates!

The captain loads the cannon with some unusual ammo...

And sends a clear message to the castle gaurd.
Manly Men and Women (and Dinner Guests by response)

The Manly Women discover from the fates that they need the maniac beer to revive manly santa.

The dinner guests atempt to seduce the Manly Men into staying...

But a cold stare from the manly women makes it clear that this is not going to happen.

Suddenly, Loki and Odin leap into the fray, knowing that violence is about to begin.

And befor anybody's sure what's going on, a fights brok-

JESUS CHRIST THATS A LOT OF BLOOD! (4 6's in a row!)

Loki attempts to regain his pride by liberating the psycho blade monkey of one of his hands. This, of course, can in no way compete.
Sadly, some pictures seem to be missing so I need to nararate this next bit. A wizard throws LSD at the manly men, the hero get's redshirted out of the blast, and the power miners turn ends with a failed heroic feat and another decapitated soldier. ouch. no then, end of round stuff.

"Hey, guys! I think I have it working this time!"

Poof
OVERVIEW!

I swear, it was like a highlander movie this rounds. Way to many people lost their heads. Allright people, orders in.[/b]

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:09 am

Most teams did nothing, players didn't send orders?
And the hero of time is on my side?

Post by **FISH!!!** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:57 pm

Was my feat on the Castle guard sucessful?

Post by **Scottsamn** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:05 pm

yup. and yeah, I only took action if orders were sent. On the upside, the orders that did come in whent well. The dinner guests whent at the same time as the Manly Men for simplicity.

Post by **BFenix** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:10 pm

This fb is turning out a major fail... I sent my orders, why did my fac did nothing? Again?!

Post by **Scottsamn** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:42 pm

Just another Brik in the wall: Orders: Turn 5 FISH!!! Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:27 pm
JABITW turn 5: survivalists Theblackdog Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:22 am
Another wall brick orders 5 Moronstudios Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:29 am
JABITW Lizard Freaks turn 5 Killer Karetsu Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:12 am
Another wall brick orders 4 Moronstudios Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:04 am
Re: Just another brick in the wall- Dinner Guests *CRAZYHORSE* Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:02 pm
Turn four suemac3000 Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:03 pm
Re: Just another brick in the wall- Dinner Guests *CRAZYHORSE* Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:35 pm
Re: DF OREMAWESOME1234 Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:17 pm
DF OREMAWESOME1234 Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:27 pm
Re: Just another brick in the wall- Dinner Guests *CRAZYHORSE* Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:40 am
Just another brick in the wall- Dinner Guests *CRAZYHORSE* Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:12 pm
Just another Brik in the wall: Orders: Turn 4 FISH!!! Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:17 pm
JABITW turn 4 survivalists Theblackdog Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:29 pm
Re: Safty Olothontor Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:35 pm
Re: MRL instructions Olothontor Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:03 am
Re: Orders Ross_Varn Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:53 pm
Re: Advancing Doom Moronstudios Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:06 am
Re: JABITW-Dinner guests *CRAZYHORSE* Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:01 pm
JABITW-Dinner guests *CRAZYHORSE* Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:26 pm
Order for lizard freaks 2 Killer Karetsu Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:33 am
Re: JABITW3 Warhead Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:33 pm
JABITW3 Warhead Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:51 am
JABITW turn 3: Survivalists Theblackdog Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:01 am
Re: Orders Robot Monkey Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:13 pm
Re: Orders Robot Monkey Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:33 pm
Re: Orders Robot Monkey Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:29 pm
Just another Brik in the wall: Orders: Turn 3 FISH!!! Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:47 pm
Another wall brick orders 3 Moronstudios Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:13 pm
Orders Robot Monkey Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:01 pm
Re: Jab-It-W Turn 2 Manly Men + War Girl Alliance - Adition Warhead Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:54 am
Re: Jab-It-W Turn 2 Manly Men + War Girl Alliance - Adition Warhead Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:37 am
Jab-It-W Turn 2 Manly Men + War Girl Alliance - Adition Warhead Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:55 pm
JABITW Turn 2 (CHICKENS) aoffan23 Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:24 pm
LIzard freaks turn 2 Killer Karetsu Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:07 pm
JABITW- Dinnerguests *CRAZYHORSE* Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:10 am
Just another Brik in the wall: Orders: Turn 2 FISH!!! Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:13 am
Jab-It-W: Turn 2 - Manly Men -Warning - Wall of Text!!! Warhead Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:44 pm
JABITW: Turn 2: Survivalists Theblackdog Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:29 pm
Another wall brick orders 2 Moronstudios Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:55 pm
Orders Robot Monkey Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:30 pm
Re: Old Sig Warhead Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:37 am
Re: JABITW aliences Moronstudios Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:59 pm
Re: JABITW aliences BFenix Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:38 pm
Re: JABITW aliences Moronstudios Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:13 am
Re: JABITW aliences BFenix Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:35 am
Orders Sloopofwar Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:50 pm
Re: Just another brick solvess Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:40 pm
Orders for Lizard freaks 1 Killer Karetsu Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:27 am
Orders
The last time I recieved anything from you was last year.

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:59 am

Look everybody, there are a lot of factions and a lot of orders and pictures to process, it's not easy.

Luckily everything has been going fine for me till now.
Except for those manly man trying to steal my BEER!

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:06 am

I'll make yah a deal, give us the beer and we wont kill yah.

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:08 am

Half the beer and our woman plus the monkey and you have got a deal.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:40 am

...nix on the wumin, the Manly Women Battle Biotches will get all bent outa shape and start ragging on my doodes. (We might be Manly Men but Suemac's the GM's mom guy, no messing with that sort of power base, besides she's been a right sweetheart and stuck by us as allies should). although... she'll probably go ape over the monkey as it is.

Ok, how's this, we half the beer and you help us get Manly Santa outa here. Deal?

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:39 am

DEAL!

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:56 pm

Very well, Scotty, you have my orders. Suemac we got ourselves an ally.

Post by **suemac3000** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:00 pm

Now all we have to do is get through the lab (and hope the King's Court doesn't catch on...)

Guys, I have no problem with camp followers, as long as my ladies are respected. I hear the razz, "Your Mama wears combat boots!" refers to prostitutes who followed some WW? troops, and wore boots to keep up with the paying customers!

Of course, any dinner ladies who want "sanctuary" in my group are welcome. Live and let love!

The more the merrier! But if that monkey gets in our way, he's going the way of that squirrel!

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:08 pm

C'mon Scotty ma' man, don't let this disappear, mate.